Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Quivering Love Pudding 

A wet pussy that’s aching and ready for the D.

I reached under her skirt and found her quivering love pudding.

Rachel’s quivering love pudding got some good D last night.

Quivering Love Pudding by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018

Fifth Bedpost 

Reference to a male’s stiff, rigid cock while in bed.

I rode the fifth bedpost last night. I’m sore.

I broke in our new canopy bed with a ride of the fifth bedpost last night.

He invited me back to his room and introduced me to the fifth bedpost.

Fifth Bedpost by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2018

Beef Schweat

The moist combination of sweat and sex juices that trickle down the taint and ball sack during hot, vigorous sexual activity.

I need a towel to wipe up the beef schweat.

I still got the beef schweat this morning. I dicked her good.

Rachel always goes down on me after sex. She loves the taste of my beef schweat.

Beef Schweat by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2018

Chubbation 

Tugging and pulling on a semi-erect penis.

I was doing a little chubbation during class today. I think the professor noticed.

Chubbation by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2018

Seasonal Pairing 

Hooking up with anyone for a short term relationship for the sole purpose of making through the holiday season without being alone.

I got no sex from my seasonal pairing but I did get a new watch.

It’s week before thanksgiving and I have no seasonal pairing. Family dinner is going to be tough.

Seasonal Pairing by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018

Jebutante 

A jebutante (sounds like debutante) is a young woman of an aristocratic or upper-class family who has reached maturity to perform oral sex but will only take in the penile head aka Jeb End. Not yet ready to deep throat or swallow.

Chrissy is a jebutante.

Jake’s party had a lot of thots and a few jebutantes.

Jebutante by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018

Butt Bobbing 

Butt plug play. Hallmarked by repeated insertion and extraction of a large, stretching butt plug. This action eventually renders the recipient with pronounced anal gape.

I was butt bobbing Louise last night. Man she was gapped.

I was so open after the butt bobbing that he fisted me to the elbow.

Butt Bobbing by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018