Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Cotton Excavation

When the underwear ride or are wedgied so far up, deep inside the ass crack you gotta dig them out.

I’ll be there in a minute. I gotta do a little cotton excavation.

I did a little cotton excavation. Now my finger gots the ass stank.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

Flap Jaw

A male or female who's jaw dislocates multiple times while performing oral sex.

Carl: What happened to you last night?
Frank: Picked up a hooker for a little blow and go.

Carl: How was it?
Frank: Rough. Bitch must of had her jaw busted by her pimp. She was a Flap Jaw. I kept thrusting it out of joint.

by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2015

Lemon Ring

The anus/bung hole that’s a little dirty and less than fresh. A little sweaty, mungy and ripe smelling.

Typically you don’t know your partner has a ripe ass until you go down on them for a little analingus and you pop back up after a couple of tongue punches to the fart box with the sour look on your face like you just sucked a lemon.

By the puckering of her lips, I could tell that Rachel just tongue punched my lemon ring. I ran for a quick shower to freshen up.

by Eaton Holgoode January 23, 2018

Back on the D

When a bisexual female changes her primary sexual interest from from female back to male and jumps from pussy back to the cock.

Hey did you hear about Rachel? She’s back on the D. Imma hit that shit before she changes her mind again.

by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018

Rip and Stitch

To engage in unlubricated anal sex aka dry crack with a male with a large engorged cock that is too big for the rose bud and the penetration results in a rip or tear in the sphincter that requires sutures from a medical professional.

Frank: Hey Carl. How was your date with Sonja? Did you get some ass?
Carl: Yea braaaaaa. I got some dat ass. Tore it up.

Frank: Yea?
Carl: Yea. Her as was so tight ended up with a Rip and Stitch. Three hours at the ER last night.

Frank: Ouch!

by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2014

Zombie Pocket

A lifeless, non-interactive, just lies there and takes it, sexual partner.

Rachel is a zombie pocket. Might as well jump a corpse. But I still get a nut.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019

Beef Bottom

An overweight, sexually submissive male. Can be straight or gay. But either way, loves it in the cornhole.

This bar is full of beef bottoms.

Randy is a beef bottom.

My dom specializes in beef bottoms.

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2018