Clank Wanking

A ritual of male masturbation whereby the wanker pulls or yanks vigorously down on his balls aka clankers with one hand while simultaneously vigorously strokes his shaft with the other. Highly stimulating.
Frank could barely walk at work on Monday. It was obvious that he has spent his weekend watching porn and clank wanking.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
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Fisherman’s Codsack

A dude’s hot, sweaty ball sack aka codsack that has become drawn in nice and taut and has a bit of a salty twang.
Had a bit of a fisherman’s codsack after that workout. But Rachel was licking them taut balls like a cow on a salt lick.
by Eaton Holgoode November 02, 2018
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Prune Whip

When your girl cups and lifts your man prunes in one hand and vigorously jack hammers your cock and balls with the other hand. Like sweet and salty, the best of both worlds. Pain and pleasure.
My sack is aching today. Rachel gave me a prune whipping last night and called me her bitch.
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
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Scrambled Smegs

When a dude with a filthy cheesedick and a slut with a smegma riddled pussy have hot, sweaty sex.
I had cheesedick so bad that I decided to go fuck a homeless woman and make a little scrambled smegs. The sex was hot. The smell was not.
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018
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Neck Bone Gravy

That creamy man gravy that she loves. Gobble gobble.
My girl is hungry for some neck bone gravy tonight. I shall feed her well.
by Eaton Holgoode March 06, 2017
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Whore's Crotch

A versatile phrase that is used to describe any overwhelming, thick, pungent, lingering and borderline gag inducing smell akin to rotting scallops, sour ass, sweaty ass mung and dirty vajayjay. Such smells are commonly encountered in public restrooms after someone with a dirty crotch has left the air ripe with funk.
I need to run home and shower first. That gym work out left me with Whore's Crotch.

This restroom stinks. Someone in here had a Tuna Puss. Smells like a Whore's Crotch. I'm going to gag.

Scott went down on the hottie he picked up at the bar on spring break but quickly retreated upon the first whiff of Whore's Crotch.
by Eaton Holgoode March 05, 2015
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UD Douche Editor

UD editors that reject legitimate slang terms posted in compliance with all UD guidelines for no other reason then they are complete Douche Bags!
What happend to the UD definition you submitted Bro? Got me. Got rejected by some UD Douche Editor.
by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2013
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