A male, with an aging prostate that still enjoys a good orgasm, but is unable to ejaculate with any distance and often only released in a dribbling manner or a short shot in the abdominal area.
Hank loved watching young males masturbate. He longed for being able to drop his oyster the distance they can. With age, his prostate had made his a short shooter and he is happy to just dribble when he cums.
by Eaton Holgoode May 01, 2015
Rachel asked me to come over tonight. She says she needs some hot-socking.
Carla was prolapsed with a pink sock after I gave her a hot-socking to remember.
Carla was prolapsed with a pink sock after I gave her a hot-socking to remember.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2018
An affliction whereby one is not sexually gratified during sexual activity without some form of digital (finger) stimulation of the rectum.
Rachel’s rectal digititus requires me to always shove my finger in her ass. I don’t mind.
I have to warn you, I have rectal digititus and will require insertion to at least the second knuckle to get off.
I have to warn you, I have rectal digititus and will require insertion to at least the second knuckle to get off.
by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
My secretary walked in my office just as I was squeeze n’ grease. She didn’t know whether to be impressed or repulsed.
I think those prawns were a bit off. I’ve been squeeze n’ grease all day.
I think those prawns were a bit off. I’ve been squeeze n’ grease all day.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
Suzie thought her arm was going to fall off trying to get Roger off with a hand job. It took 45 minutes of vigorous wanking to work out his Tug Knot.
by Eaton Holgoode June 03, 2016
Rubbing the penile glans around on the exterior of your lover's anal sphincter as an act of foreplay to relax and loosen the bung for anal sex.
Roger got Carla warmed up and ready for an anal pounding by first getting her loose with a little Ring Worm action.
by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
When your wife or girlfriend wakes you up in the morning by straddling your head and sitting on your face wrapping your chin, mouth and nose deep in her wet lady bits.
Hey broooh. You might want to wipe off your face before the sales meeting. You still have Krispy Kreme glaze all over it.
That's no donut glaze braaaahhh. My girl gave me a breakfast wrap this morning and I didn't have time to shower.
That's no donut glaze braaaahhh. My girl gave me a breakfast wrap this morning and I didn't have time to shower.
by Eaton Holgoode January 03, 2016