Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Crease Fuzz

Ass hair. Thick, coarse hair growing around the anus and extending out beyond the ass cheeks.

I went down to eat her booty good braaaaahh but that crease fuzz was thick.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Strainer

An excruciating bowel movement. Feels like passing a cinder block out your ass. The straining and force required for eventual eradication is beyond compare.

No more cheese braaaaahhh. My guy pipes are blocked up. I'll be on the shitter for an hour with a strainer as it is. Last time I blew a hemorrhoid.

by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

Coffee Pinch

The need to defecate after drinking a cup of coffee.

I just drank a venti Starbucks. Imma bout to take a coffee pinch.

by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018

Cuck’s Dinner

A jizz filled pussy aka cream pie.

Get over here Howard and eat your Cuck’s Dinner. Momma’s full of bull semen.

by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018

Bologna Whaffs

A Whaff that is overly dominated with the smell of fresh and/or fried bologna. The primary oddity of Bologna Whaffs is that the purveyors of the putrid gas, did not consume any bologna products to account for the rancid stench.

Stan: Yo WTF is that smell? Are they cooking up fried bologna again in the cafeteria?

Joe: No Braahhhhh! That's me. I am ripping the Bologna Whaffs today. What do you think?

Stan: I think I fixing to hurl broohhhhh! That stank is rank nasty ass yo. It's clinging to my nostrils. I need air.

by Eaton Holgoode April 6, 2015

Meat Pacifier

The old cock and balls. Sure to pacify and satisfy that hungry mouth and quiet one down to sounds of soft suckling and quiet coos of satisfaction.

The girl was a little too talkative last night so I gave her the meat pacifier. She was quite content thereafter till I nutted up her chin real good.

by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2017

Rhonda Round Mouth

Rhonda Round Mouth does not refer to any specific individual. Rather, Rhonda Round Mouth is a slang term which may be used, at will, to reference any female that is known to be a frequent provider of fellatio. The term Rhonda Round Mouth implies that the individual provides so much oral sex that their mouth is literally in a constant state of being open and round because of the constant inhalation of cock.

Bill: Hey dude have you heard about Sonja in the accounting office?
Roger: Yea, you mean Rhonda Round Mouth.
Bill: That's the one!

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014