Giving your mate a vigorous fisting. Typically involves lubricating both left and right fists and respective forearms then punching both fists into that ass like Floyd Mayweather on a gym punching bag.
After lubing up his fists, Armondo did a little backyard boxing on Sonja's tight little brown winker. By round three, Sonja came with a TKO.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015
When you nestle your nose deep in her pussy bush on the way down to performing cunnilingus so you can sniff around and make sure all smells nice and fresh.
Should less than a savory aroma be encountered, one can bail out on copulation without embarrassment.
Should less than a savory aroma be encountered, one can bail out on copulation without embarrassment.
Thank goodness I did the whisker sniff last night on that ho I picked up at the bar. It was emitting the aroma of a box of oysters sitting in the sun. I slipped back up, put on a sheath and gave her the D instead.
by Eaton Holgoode June 04, 2018
When an individual's attitude and demeanor becomes extremely sensitive and emotionally tender with regards to certain subjects and specific criticisms and/or comments.
Howard is so sensitive about his job performance. Any time his boss or co-worker tries to make a suggestion, he always cops a Nippletude. A crude reference to sensitive nipples.
by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2015
When two straight buddies party so hard to the point of blackout that they wake up the next morning naked, next to each other, holding each other’s peens with no recollection of any of the events that lead to this shameful position of regret. Typically only the words “Dude, WTF?!!” are uttered upon waking and nary to be spoke of again.
Dude, WTF?!! I’m holding your peen. What happened? I don’t know but nary shall we ever speak of this again or to anyone. This peenicularhomocide will be our secret.
by Eaton Holgoode May 06, 2018
Roger's girlfriend continued to pull on his wet slug but he was spent and couldn't get it hard again.
by Eaton Holgoode March 09, 2017
When you bust a nut (skeet) so hard as you jizz your face looks like you are sucking on a mouthful of lemons.
Roger did a lemon skeet last night.
I was watching myself fap in the mirror. I couldn’t believe I did a lemon skeet.
I was watching myself fap in the mirror. I couldn’t believe I did a lemon skeet.
by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2018
It was long overdue but Rachel finally have a hofession last night and is now embracing her inner slut.
by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2018