Eaton Holgoode's definitions
To receive head from an elderly female while she is knitting you a sweater or mends the holes in a pair of your socks.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
Get the Sew and Blowmug. After hitting the booty hole of that filthy prostitute
last night, I had to shower off the chili skin.
last night, I had to shower off the chili skin.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019
Get the Chili Skinmug. Braaaaahh. Last night when you ran to the store your dad took me downstairs and gave me the furfist. I can’t walk.
Guido makes a mean calzone but those hairy meathooks of his deliver an incredible furfist.
Guido makes a mean calzone but those hairy meathooks of his deliver an incredible furfist.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018
Get the Furfistmug. When that clit gets all swollen and stays red for hours as a result of excessive sex or masturbation.
My girlfriend flicked my bean so much yesterday I had bean blush.
Rachel was complaining she could walk and had bean blush after I hit that pussy all night.
Rachel was complaining she could walk and had bean blush after I hit that pussy all night.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
Get the Bean Blushmug. Rachel sucked me off last night. After nutting her chin, I did a little vein stamping. Her lips are a little sore and chapped today.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
Get the Vein Stampingmug. Shit Vapors may be used simply as another name for passing gas, having the farts, breaking wind.
Shit Vapors may also be used to describe the rancid stench left behind in a rest room by someone that took a nasty shit.
Shit Vapors may also be used to describe the rancid stench left behind in a rest room by someone that took a nasty shit.
Example 1: Dude, beware. I ate at Taco Bell last night. I am cranking out some serious Shit Vapors today.
Example 2: Dude, watch out. Don't go in the rest room over there. Someone had a nasty assplosion an hour ago in there and the Shit Vapors are still lingering. I was holding my breath the whole time I was in there.
Example 2: Dude, watch out. Don't go in the rest room over there. Someone had a nasty assplosion an hour ago in there and the Shit Vapors are still lingering. I was holding my breath the whole time I was in there.
by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009
Get the Shit Vaporsmug. The failed attempt to make a proper landing on the toilet seat otherwise known as the landing zone and the bowels are released short of the rim leaving excrement all over the stool and floor. The Louisiana Tail Drop is experienced during explosive diarrhea brought on by too many Cajun style shrimp, oysters and red beans and rice. The condition appears out of nowhere and is accompanied by gut wrenching and imminent sphinctergeddon. In all cases, the onset occurs when one is the furthest from the nearest rest room facility. Due to the intense pressure, simultaneous ass clenching and efforts to remove one's pants and grunders in time, the distance to the bowl is misjudged and the assplosion occurs short of the rim leaving ass gravy.
During a high profile case, attorney Dick Short of the firm Short, Course and Kirley suffered from an unexpected shart attack brought on by his lunch that day at the Rajun Cajun Restaurant. He made a prompt courtroom exit during a five minute recess to relieve his bowels; however he misjudged the distance to the bowl as he was coming in for release and ended up doing Louisiana Tail Drop. While relieved, the mess and the stench caused the court to evacuate and recess for the remainder of the day.
by Eaton Holgoode August 26, 2013
Get the Louisiana Tail Dropmug.