Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Horned Beef

A penis or vagina with a severe case of genital warts.

She dropped her panties and wow!!!!! Horned beef. I was outa there like a bad dream.

I’m pretty sure that random hook up last night had horned beef. I need to get to the health department.

Horned Beef by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Cap and Gown 

When a female requires her male sex partner to use both a condom for intercourse and a dental dam for cunnilingus.

I had sex with Rachel but damn she made me wear the cap and gown. No skin to skin.

I practice safer sex so cap and gown is required. So you can fuck anyone you want? Yes!!!

Cap and Gown by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Tugster 

A male that masturbates chronically. Usually doesn’t work. Had a porn addiction. Lives at home with parents and just tugs himself off all day.

He is such a tugster.

My uncle is a tugster. He was never the same after his stint in prison.

Tugster by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Hump Bumps 

Genital sores or bodily bruising caused by vigorous or rough sex.

My dicks got the hump bumps today. She fucked me raw.

What happened to you? Your next and arms are all bruised. Oh no worry. Just hump bumps. Got my brains fucked out last night.

Hump Bumps by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Diamond Ass 

An ass that’s so tight if you stuck a piece of coal up there you’d have a diamond in a week.

May reference just an incredible, tight, sweet ass. Or, may reference someone that is an uptight fucker.

Rachel got a diamond ass. It was so tight I barely got in.

Doug is a diamond ass.

Diamond Ass by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Squirrel Tuck

When the dude’s nuts are pushed and tucked in her pussy or ass during coitus.

I couldn’t believe it braaaahh. I was banging Rachel from behind and she reached under, grabbed my balls and did the squirrel tuck. She said that should be enough for the winter.

Squirrel Tuck by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Beef Poppers 

Big, beefy testicles. Heavy hangers.

Rachel loves to suck my beef poppers.

My beef poppers were smacking against her taint.

Beef Poppers by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018