Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Hit The Guts

Deep, cervix pounding sexual intercourse.

Roger hit the guts last night. I’m sore as fuck.

Hit The Guts by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

Swanties

Sweaty panties. Usually post workout or on a hot day.

This hot yoga class gives me swanties.

It’s so hot out I could feel the sweat running down my ass crack to the gusset of my swanties.

Swanties by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

Junk Juice 

Dripping ball sweat.

This workout left me soaked with junk juice

I can feel the junk juice dripping off my scrotum.

Junk Juice by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

Proper Custard

The perfect cream pie. Man custard is ejaculated into the orifice of choice (vaginal or anal) then allowed to pour out freely naturally or through force contractions. A proper custard is typically enjoyed orally by the giver or in some cases, by a cuckold partner.

My bill came over last night and filled me full of proper custard and My husband had clean up duty.

I filled Rachel full and watched ooze that wonderful proper custard.

Proper Custard by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018

Toxic Twat 

The gold star of foul smelling, dirty and at times, disease riddled pussy.

Rachel is a whore. She sleeps around so watch out braaaaahhh. She got the toxic twat.

Despite the risk for toxic twat, I still frequent prostitutes.

I think I have a yeast infection or an STD. My pussy stanks like toxic twat today.

Toxic Twat by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018

Mashin’ Ho 

Your go to fuck slut. Not a friend with benefits as a mashin’ ho is just a walking set of sex holes and there is no meaningful relationship beyond busting your nut when you need to.

Rachel is my mashin’ ho.

This party is full of mashin’ hos.

Pretty sure my cousin would be my mashin’ ho.

Mashin’ Ho by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018

Cuck’s Dinner 

A jizz filled pussy aka cream pie.

Get over here Howard and eat your Cuck’s Dinner. Momma’s full of bull semen.

Cuck’s Dinner by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018