Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Clamembert

When her pretty little clam is as moist, soft and creamy as an exquisite Camembert cheese.

I shoved two fingers in her clamembert last night. Like liquid velvet down there.

Rachel’s shaved box is a fine serving if exquisite clamembert if I must say.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Lobster Roll

A fat, girthy, engorged penis that is consticted by a cock ring, band or other device turning the knob a deep, dark shade of red.

Roger turned on the porn and grabbed his lube for a quick wank after he had donned his cock ring and stiffened up a lobster roll.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015

Mustard Gut

Bad case of the shits.

Quick pull the car over at the next gas station. I got the mustard gut and about to shart my pants.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2016

Vienna Fingers

Vienna Fingers is the sexual act of female receiving a fingerbang from a male or female partner. The hallmark of Vienna Fingers is that the fingerbanging is performed by someone of Austrian descent.

Susie finally hooked up with the new exchange student at her school from Vienna, Austria. After a few dates, she finally let him give her the Vienna Fingers.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014

Pork Fingers

An individual with extremely fat, round fingers. Like little pork loins. Typically disproportional in size to the hand itself.

I know Roger has freakish hands with those pork fingers. But I let him finger my bum last night and I must say that felt great and the girth did leave me with a gape.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

Cockshut

1. English dialect meaning evening twilight.

2. English slang meaning when your slut cuts off the poon access and you ain’t getting any pussy for one reason or another.

1. What a beautiful cockshut it is tonight.

2. The bish done gone cockshut on me after she caught me looking at snap nudes.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Crotch Tracks

Shit, cum, period or infection stains in one’s underwear/panties.

Rachel left her panties on the bathroom floor. From the looks of the crotch tracks, she had a tractor pull down there with all that mud.

That filthy prostitute I picked up had crotch tracks from at least the ten prior tricks in the gusset of her panties.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018