by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
To receive an excruciatingly painful blowjob from a bitch that uses way more teeth than lip action. Usually occurs when the female is drunk or simply from inexperience.
Roger's girlfriend came home so smashed from her girls night out that she meat cleavered his cock instead of her usual skillful dome when she engulfed his raging knob.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
A ripe, pungent defecation that is so vile and so strong it permeates and lingers for an extended period in the facility long after release.
I don't know who was in the restroom earlier but I picked up hints of chicken wings and cheap draft beer from their hot spicer.
by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2017
A girl with an extremely hairy, almost bushy if you will, anal region. The old brown eye could use with a serious waxing.
Braaaaahh I had that ass up and was about it hit it and looked down at a brown sweater. Had to weed through the brush to get in there.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
Momma was so turned on that her bean steamer was in full effect and couldn't wait for her lover's hot tongue.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
When your ballsack is contracted and shriveled and the skin is tight like a little piece of leather.
This cold weather has me leather bagging.
I just got out of the pool. Look I’m leather bagging.
Rachel loves to lick my sack when I’m leather bagging.
I just got out of the pool. Look I’m leather bagging.
Rachel loves to lick my sack when I’m leather bagging.
by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2017
To receive head from an elderly female while she is knitting you a sweater or mends the holes in a pair of your socks.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015