Glazed Peach

A glistening, wet pussy aka a Peach. One that's moist from sexual stimulation.

I got home tonight and found my girl in bed with a glazed peach.

by Eaton Holgoode May 02, 2016

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Crackling Cheese

The amalgam of semen, lube and fecal remnants around the anal rim after anal sex.

I couldn’t help but savor the aroma and the sight of her crackling cheese after I withdrew my engorged fuck knob from her posterior.

by Eaton Holgoode February 01, 2018

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Friar Tuck

The coarse ring of hair around the anus resembling the ring hairline and bald center of Friar Tuck.

Rob was looking forward to a little analingus with his new girlfriend Carol. He was about to go down and savor some of her booty juice when he spotted her Friar Tuck and was completely turned off and told her she needed to wax.

by Eaton Holgoode May 05, 2015

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Granny Gaper

An old woman that is into anal gaping or an old man that enjoys giving grandma a good gaping every now and then.

From the sounds I heard last night coming from grandpa’s room, I’d say he’s a granny gaper.

I really reached a low point last night and fapped off watching amateur videos of a granny gaper. I don’t think I will ever be the same.

by Eaton Holgoode December 05, 2017

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Dandy Dangler

That otherwise dandy boy that enjoys walking around a men's locker room completely disrobed after showering. The Dandy Dangler type enjoy shaving, blow drying their hair and even introducing themselves and conducting conversations with others while completely naked.

Jeff: Back in a minute Broohhhh! Gotta run to the locker room and take a piss.
John: Ok Brahhhh! Watch out for that Ron guy that comes here. I saw him go in the locker room about 10 minutes ago.
Jeff: Great. That dude's a Dandy Dangler. He was chatting me up good the other day and I got no time for a sausage party in there.

by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015

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