Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Skinned Beef

When you have so much repeated sex your dick is absolutely raw and sore.

We never left the hotel room all weekend. Needless to say I got some skinned beef now.

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That one digit, usually the middle finger, that can hit her spot and give her the most finger banging pleasure.

I hit Rachel’s spot last night with the ol’ happy finger. She squirted all over and soaked the entire bed.

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Oh baby you really plugged me up good last night. I’m analpated today.

He bottomed so much last weekend he was analpated on Monday.

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When you are hitting her doggy and she reaches under and tucks your man eggs into her snatch.

I busted my nut in ten seconds after Rachel did the egg tuck last night.

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When you introduce her for the first time to your raging and engorged penis bellend.

She unzipped my fly and wha la! The perfect bellendroduction for Rachel. She took it in and slobbed the knob.

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Flavoring up her booty hole prior to or while eating her ass out by inserting a delicious Ring Pop candy.

Roger was ring poppin’ Me last night with a watermelon ring pop. He said my booty tasted so sweet and tangy.

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The ripe, pungent smell of one’s ballsack and grundle region during the hot summer months.

My balls got that summer musk.

I scratched my balls and my fingers smell like summer musk.

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