Eaton Holgoode's definitions
When you anal sex up your girls ass with such vim and vigor that it leaves her beautiful round, brown sphincter resembling ground hamburger.
I tore her shit up last night braaaaahhhh. Her winker was like raw hamburger. She loves that ground-round feeling.
by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017
Get the Ground-Roundmug. Sheila is coming over tonight and going to slob my knob. I haven't showered for five days so her chin is going to wallow in my taint musk.
by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2017
Get the Taint Muskmug. A male who no longer produces copious amounts of semen from his man sack and ejaculates only a small or drippy amount of cum during an orgasm.
Sherry loves a heavy cummer so one can imagine her disappointment when she found out her new boyfriend is a drip bag.
by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2015
Get the Drip Bagmug. To pull a girl's sweet smelling, worn panties over one's head and wearing them around like a gas mask. To Gas Mask correctly, one must pull the panties over the head, exposing one's eyes through the leg holes and allowing the fragrant gusset to rest over the nose the mouth. Gas Masking may be performed by a male or female and may be preferred after certain activities such as running, working out, gardening and other activities that work up an irresistible, tangy smelling, zest.
Stan: Dude! WTF are you wearing on your face? Is that a pair of panties?
Frank: Yea Brrrraaaaaaahhhh!! Muh girl just ran a 5k this morning and I couldn't help but grab them when she got into the shower and do a little Gas Masking. It's irresistible. What a tangy funk she got.
Stan: Sounds zesty Broooohhhhh! Let me mask up when you are done.
Frank: Yea Brrrraaaaaaahhhh!! Muh girl just ran a 5k this morning and I couldn't help but grab them when she got into the shower and do a little Gas Masking. It's irresistible. What a tangy funk she got.
Stan: Sounds zesty Broooohhhhh! Let me mask up when you are done.
by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2015
Get the Gas Maskingmug. The use of a long, girthy cucumber for sexual stimulation and pleasure of the anus or vagina. Stuffed Cucumbers may be self inserted or with the assistance of a partner. Stuffed Cucumbers may be inserted warmed, chilled or room temperature depending upon preference.
Tina woke to the sounds of her roomate having wild sex. She decided to get herself off to the carnal sounds with a Stuffed Cucumber. after getting off, she washed it and placed it back in the refrigerator.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015
Get the Stuffed Cucumbermug. Struggling on the toilet to release a turd. One achieves crowning, but unable to do a full release. Pushing may or may not result in a partial pinch.
Roger clearly realized he was constipated bad when he was on the crapper for over an hour Crowning the Throne.
by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2016
Get the Crowning the Thronemug. A phenomenon caused when the toilet is flushed after a massive shit. The flush creates a plume of bits of fecal matter that blast into the air in an aerosol form. These fine, invisible traces of fecal matter plume outwards and land on surrounding surfaces like handles, toilet rim, etc. In a full house, busy bathroom , the flushing plumes can also disburse fecal bits into the eyes, nose and mouth.
That was one busy shithouse in there braaaaahhh. Every stall was full and asses were exploding. Yea broooohhh. Think of the toilet plumes and how much fecal matter your just took in.
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
Get the Toilet Plumemug.