The most vile, rotten and putrid flatulence that can be expelled from the human body. Rotulence is thick, pungent and engulfs all breathable air within the surrounding area. The odiferous stench can linger for extended periods and often clings to the inside of the nose. Rotulence is noted for its inherent ability to induce gagging and retching in the individuals that come into contact with the rancid gas.
Roger and several of his friends set out for a weekend road trip. The lunch stop at Taco Bell later proved to be an ill fated move when Carl blasted several rounds of a fiery bean burrito induced Rotulence. Roger was forced to pull to the side of the road, roll down the windows and allow everyone out of the car to obtain breathable air. They later drove to a nearby gas station allowing Carl the opportunity to eradicate his rancid bowels.
by Eaton Holgoode August 12, 2015
When the lingual frenulum under your tongue is raw and sore from performing oral sex for a long period of time. Usually from lapping the labia or tongue punching the booty.
I can barely eat today. I got raw fren from eating Rachel’s box all night last night.
I tongue punched your mom’s fart box for two hours. Now I got one raw fren braaaaahhhh.
I tongue punched your mom’s fart box for two hours. Now I got one raw fren braaaaahhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018
Cum. Your man load. Man juice. Serving up your hot, creamy cum load to your girl and stringing it around her face like a warm cheesy fondue.
I took Sophie to the Melting Pot last night. She really enjoyed the fondue. But she really savored the mandue I fed her when we got home.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
The ripe smell of your bum hole left on your girls chin.
When your girl lays flat and you straddle her face so she can work and slobber up those balls from below during which time you gingerly zest up her chin as it innocently works its way in and around your bum.
When your girl lays flat and you straddle her face so she can work and slobber up those balls from below during which time you gingerly zest up her chin as it innocently works its way in and around your bum.
by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017
To erotically explore your partner's anus with a finger. Akin to the legend of the little Dutch boy poking his finger in the dike.
Sonja let out a squeal when Barry surprised her with a Dirty Dutchman. He was mid-knuckle deep before she knew what was happening.
by Eaton Holgoode May 16, 2016
Faux Anal is a sex act that must be performed with a female with long hair who does not allow her male partner to have anal sex with her.
To perform the female partner lies naked on her back. She then lifts her hair up and over her head and covers her face, neck and upper chest. This gives the appearance that she is actually laying on her back and looking at the back of her head. The male partner then has vaginal intercourse while in this position during which time he uses his imagination that he is actually having anal sex .
To perform the female partner lies naked on her back. She then lifts her hair up and over her head and covers her face, neck and upper chest. This gives the appearance that she is actually laying on her back and looking at the back of her head. The male partner then has vaginal intercourse while in this position during which time he uses his imagination that he is actually having anal sex .
Wayne: Hey Braaaa! Did you ever get your girlfriend to let you pound her poop shoot?
Leroy: No Braaaaa! But I got a work around.
Wayne: How's that?
Leroy: She lets me perform Faux Anal.
Wayne: You got a great imagination Braaaaa.
Leroy: No Braaaaa! But I got a work around.
Wayne: How's that?
Leroy: She lets me perform Faux Anal.
Wayne: You got a great imagination Braaaaa.
by Eaton Holgoode July 01, 2009
by Eaton Holgoode February 03, 2018