Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Buttered Up

Well lubricated for sex or masturbation.

I can't rub one out unless I'm buttered up.

She was buttered up when I got home so I had to tap dat.

This KY warming gel is the best way to butter up.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Mud Hound

A male that is relentless in his pursuits of male on female anal sex. It consumes the fiber of his very being and is a lifetime quest to have anal sex.

Dana: Hey Chloe. How are things with Dave? You all have been going out now for about a month.

Chloe: He's out. I'm on to the next.
Dana: Why?
Chloe: That guy is a Mud Hound. He was after my back door from day one. That's a one way highway for me girlfriend.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

Rigor Dick

That coveted erectile state whereby your cock stays rigid and hard, even after ejaculation, allowing you to give her the D all night log.

I shagged her till she passed out braaaahhh. I had the rigor dick last night. She can't walk today.

by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017

Ruff Tugger

A hand job or masturbation of the penis without lubrication. A rough, dry wank. Usually done when your just need a quick nut.

My balls were aching so I snuck in the shitter for a ruff tugger.

Rachel gave me a ruff tugger in the theater during the previews.

by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018

Semen Burp

After having a hot load of semen deposited into their ass or vagina, a female or male uses their vaginal or anal muscles to force the cum out. Enhances the cream pie experience.

I shot video last night of Rachel doing semen burps. It was awesome.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017

Red Curry Dragon

When your asshole turns into a fire expelling dragon from engorging oneself on the House is Curry all you can eat special.

Where’s Carl? He’s been in and out of his office a lot today. Is everything ok? He’s fine. Just a little red curry dragon. We took the new client out to House of Curry last night. Well that explains why the stall has been tied up all morning.

by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019

Defecatory Prowess

The ability of one to exercise extreme control over their bowels and to control their defecation even when faced with the most explosive diarrhea and wet gas and wet shits.

Dan's lunch was not agreeing with him. He was fearful that the salmon salad was a bit off as it had sat out too long. The meeting he was in was not going to end any time soon. In spite of the sloshing and gurgling of his lower intestine, Dan showed extreme Defecatory Prowess and lasted the entire meeting bofore sprinting to the nearest Men's room where he had a assplosion which results in a severe case of Collateral Shittage.

by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015