Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Chewter
When her pooter lips looks like they are all chewed up. Usually caused by vigorous sex, engorgment and beefy lips.
Rachel slippped off her panties and showed me her chewter.
Her pussy was so beat up after having sex all weekend that she had to put some salve on her chewter.
Her pussy was so beat up after having sex all weekend that she had to put some salve on her chewter.
Chewter by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
Summer Puddin’
Engaging in random, outdoor, public sex with a homeless woman whose hot, sweaty body odor reeks of wet dog and urine.
Typically performed in alleys, behind dumpsters and in park bathrooms. Gratuity to her of $5 is customary after busting a nut.
Typically performed in alleys, behind dumpsters and in park bathrooms. Gratuity to her of $5 is customary after busting a nut.
I was walking back to the office and decided to have a little summer puddin’ as I passed the homeless camp.
Nothing makes your balls stank more than getting some summer puddin’.
I don’t mind a little summer puddin’ when I need to bust one but I definitely won’t eat it.
Nothing makes your balls stank more than getting some summer puddin’.
I don’t mind a little summer puddin’ when I need to bust one but I definitely won’t eat it.
Summer Puddin’ by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
The Turkey Waddle
When a male unzips and pulls his scrotum skin aka turkey skin through the fly and walks around with it dangling like a turkey’s waddle. A non-taut, soft, dangly scrotum is required.
Note: Only scrotal skin is displayed. The testicles are never pulled outside the fly.
Note: Only scrotal skin is displayed. The testicles are never pulled outside the fly.
I walked around the grocery store with the turkey waddle.
I walked into my job interview with the turkey waddle. I was hired immediately.
I walked into my job interview with the turkey waddle. I was hired immediately.
The Turkey Waddle by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
Tangy Onions
I had some tangy onions after my workout. But Rachel got on her knees and sucked them anyway.
My fingers smell like my tangy onions. Foul.
My fingers smell like my tangy onions. Foul.
Tangy Onions by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
Essential Oils
Ohhhhh baby you so tight. Let me get some essential oils from the nightstand.
I lubed her ass with some essential oils and went ballz deep.
I lubed her ass with some essential oils and went ballz deep.
Essential Oils by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018
Makin’ Butter
Creating that creamy viscous of semen, vaginal juices and sexual lubricants during sexual intercouse.
Makin’ Butter by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018
Gentleman’s Wash
When a male performs an impromptu washing of his genitals in anticipation of receiving unexpected oral sex.
Usually occurs in a restroom at a bar, restaurant or gas station and involves using a wet paper towel.
Usually occurs in a restroom at a bar, restaurant or gas station and involves using a wet paper towel.
Since I hadn’t showered in two days and Rachel was gonna slob my knob, I ran to the restroom for a quick gentleman’s wash.
Gentleman’s Wash by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018