Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Ravioli Tip 

When the penile foreskin is filled with cheesy smegma. Caused by utter filth and poor hygiene.

She was a little turned off by my ravioli Tip. Told me I needed to get a shower and clean up.

I sucked a guy off last night. The room was dark. The taste was a little bitter. I think he had ravioli Tip.

Ravioli Tip by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Nudging Fudge

When you are hittin it good from behind and pull out occasionally to rub the penile tip around her poop chute in hopes of getting her to give the green light go for a little anal action.

I was nudging fudge last right with Rachel but all I got was an Uhhh Uhhh every time.

Nudging Fudge by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Slap the Lox 

Female masturbation.

I’m going to slap the lox as soon as I get home tonight. I’ve been wet all day.

I watched my sister slap the lox in the shower last night.

Slap the Lox by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Kink Think

A state of mind of perpetual kinkness. Everything, no matter the subject, turn twisted and kinky.

No matter who’s talking to me about what, my kink think is always in control.

Kink Think by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Clear the Jungle 

Groom the pubes. Shave the pubic region of thick hair.

Rachel needs to clear the jungle. She let it go way too long.

I couldn’t find her clit on that wooly mess. I told her to go clear the jungle and come back to bed.

Clear the Jungle by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Hanging with Uncle Frank 

Reference to male masturbation. Refusing to participate in any activities other than staying home and wanking off for hours to internet porn.

Hey braaaaaahhh let’s head out later and hit the bars. No thanks. I’m home tonight hanging with uncle frank. You fuckin wanker.

Hanging with Uncle Frank by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

King Chub 

A fully engorged, raging hard on.

All that dirty talks got me sporting a king chub right now.

She wrapped her silky lips around the old king chub last night and took care of business.

King Chub by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019