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The tongue. That soft fleshy muscle that opens the throat and is an intricate part of performing fellatio.
I laid a hot load on her throat mat and she gobbled it up.
by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2017
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To pull apart the vaginal lips and perform oral sex.
Buford: What's going on Braaa? Have you met that new chick in the apartment next door?

Ralph: Oh yea Braaa. I met her and then some.

Burford: What Braaa?
Ralph: She invited me in for a visit and before you new it, I was throwing back the shutters!

Burford: Sweeet! How was she?
Ralph: Them was some good eats Braaaa!
by Eaton Holgoode July 02, 2009
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A sexual maneuver used to enhance the doggy style position whereby, without notice during vigorous pussy stoking action, the male licks his thumb and inserts it two knuckles deep into the girl's anus. May induce intense bucking and loud shrills which merely enhance the experience.
Rachel was bucking like a bronco last night when I surprised her with a thumber.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
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Reference to a tight, snug bodily orifice penetrated during sexual intercourse. Namely the vagina or the anus.
Not only did her sweet little pussy taste good, it was one tight sleeve.

I came home blasted last night and my roommate put it to me in my tight sleeve.

Rachel likes it in her tight sleeve. Which one? Both braaaaaaahhh!!!
by Eaton Holgoode March 08, 2018
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Intentionally holding back the release of one's flatulence or a defecation or combination of both for just the right time, opportunity or place to purge ass gas and/or squeeze off a nice dump .
Example 1: Carl was giving his presentation on July's sales figures when he realized that the off tasting fish tacos he had for lunch was building up a gas bubble. He managed a timed release and hustled out of the conference room with a case of the walking farts right after he finished presenting.
Example 2: Stan's Monday morning wine shits were the worst. The smell could peel paint off the wall. He was tired of his boss riding his ass about his performance so he planned a perfect timed release and just before his boss showed up, he dropped a mop bucket dump in the executive wash room. He later overheard his boss talking about it and how he was unable to breath when he went into the restroom.
by Eaton Holgoode May 05, 2015
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Momma's fat, aching and engorged clitoris.
Connie grabbed her boyfriend by the neck and shoved his face straight down on her tingle bean and said "Now eat!"
by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2015
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Any form of sexual jelly aka lubricant that is designed to warm or stimulate the genitals upon application or during coitus.
Tina couldn't wait to get home from work and use her new vibrator that arrived in the mail. She planned to enhance the experience by slathering it up with some Tingle Grease.
by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2015
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