Eaton Holgoode's definitions
Peg Board is a slang term that is used to describe a female that is a slut or whore that is banging any one that she can. Like real Pegboard, the term Pegboard references the fact that as a slut, she has a regular pattern of holes and those holes are often used to stick tools. A good little Pegboard is always putting tools in her many holes just like a handyman sticks his tools on a Pegboard.
Carl: I can't believe that my wife has been banging Frank on the side?
Gary: Gee Bro. I got some news for you. She's been banging David, Roger, Jeff and Paul too. And those are just a few to name.
Carl: That's great. She's a fuc**** Pegboard!
Gary: Sorry Bro. I thought you knew.
Gary: Gee Bro. I got some news for you. She's been banging David, Roger, Jeff and Paul too. And those are just a few to name.
Carl: That's great. She's a fuc**** Pegboard!
Gary: Sorry Bro. I thought you knew.
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014
Get the Pegboardmug. Reference to the female vagina. A depository for a dude’s blast of nut custard.
Alternatively, reference to a condom or sheath used during sex to prevent nut custard from entering the vagina during a vigorous pounding of the cervix.
Alternatively, reference to a condom or sheath used during sex to prevent nut custard from entering the vagina during a vigorous pounding of the cervix.
Rachel has a stank ass custard sleeve. But I dropped my load in it anyway.
I banged that toothless homeless lady in the alley. She was dirty but I wore a custard sleeve so it was all good.
I banged that toothless homeless lady in the alley. She was dirty but I wore a custard sleeve so it was all good.
by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
Get the Custard Sleevemug. Despite rubbing his cock raw from hours of watching porn and fapping, Roger ended up a dry baller.
While Rachel was begging Carl for his hot man load, he turned out a dry baller.
While Rachel was begging Carl for his hot man load, he turned out a dry baller.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
Get the Dry Ballermug. Busting an early morning nut. Laying your jizz ropes all over yourself, the bed or your partner through sex or masturbation.
by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018
Get the Fresh Cracked Eggsmug. When you finally get a finger inside the panties and get a little diddle action. Usually occurs after a few weeks of dating and making out enough that she gets so horning and is ready for a little finger action.
Rachel was holding out but finally got her so hot that I was able to panty breach last night. Smell my finger braaaaahhhh!!!
by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018
Get the Panty Breachmug. Carla went to the gym and after a heavy workout, came home and brined her boyfriend's leg when she sat on his lap.
Carl was sick of his room mate's pranks so he got his own revenge when he brined the arm rests of his roomy's recliner.
Carl was sick of his room mate's pranks so he got his own revenge when he brined the arm rests of his roomy's recliner.
by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
Get the Brinedmug. When you plan to take out your girl for a nice meal but she ends up slobbing your knob instead and never leave the house.
Dad: Hey where were you two? I told you to meet us for dinner at 6:00.
Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.
Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.
Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.
Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.
by Eaton Holgoode July 22, 2016
Get the Dick Dinnermug.