1065 definitions by Eaton Holgoode
A male, with an aging prostate that still enjoys a good orgasm, but is unable to ejaculate with any distance and often only released in a dribbling manner or a short shot in the abdominal area.
Hank loved watching young males masturbate. He longed for being able to drop his oyster the distance they can. With age, his prostate had made his a short shooter and he is happy to just dribble when he cums.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2015
When you are hittin it good from behind and pull out occasionally to rub the penile tip around her poop chute in hopes of getting her to give the green light go for a little anal action.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
Rachel loves a good gang bang and pulling a train. But she really hates the dong jaw the next day.
If you mom is chewing a little delicate today, it’s cause I gave her dong jaw last night.
If you mom is chewing a little delicate today, it’s cause I gave her dong jaw last night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018
Eric and Steve went to the bathroom. Eric took a massive dump. Before flushing, Eric asked Steve take a look at his turd. Steve yelled, "I am overwhelmed with Turdmiration. Leave it in there Braaaaa for others to enjoy!"
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
A wipe job after a squeaky clean shit that is soft, smooth and requires only one pass of toilet paper thru the ass cheeks.
Thanks to his high fiber diet, Jerry always shits with confidence in knowing that he will always have squeaky clean drop followed by a Velvet Wipe.
by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015
I had just made myself some crepes when the next thing I knew my boxers were down and I was getting a European tickler.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018
Roger loves eating pussy. His latest girlfriend's snatch is so sweet, he refers to it as a slice of Box Cake.
by Eaton Holgoode May 11, 2015