Eaton Holgoode's definitions
An engorged, swollen, reddish colored (borderline on purple) penis. Typically a penis that is being constructed for rigidness by use of a cock ring or constrictor band.
One may also have a red dogger from popping viagra and jacking off to porn for several hours.
One may also have a red dogger from popping viagra and jacking off to porn for several hours.
I got a red dogger going on trying to punch his way out of these pants.
I jerked off for three hours yesterday. My sack was dry and left me with a red dogger.
Rachel loves it when I put on my cock harness. My red dogger gets so rigid it could bust a vein.
I jerked off for three hours yesterday. My sack was dry and left me with a red dogger.
Rachel loves it when I put on my cock harness. My red dogger gets so rigid it could bust a vein.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
Get the Red Doggermug. A situation occurrence at the most inopportune time while carrying on a normal conversation with friends and colleagues, making a presentation or publicly speaking. For one to speak and leak, one of the following must occur:
A. One passes loud, dry flatulence and is accompanied by repugnant smell.
B. One attempts to pass dry gas but passes wet gas and sharts and soils their pant's or dress and must make a the waddle to the restroom for a clean up.
C. One has had recent coital relations whereby a load of semen was deposited in one's ass or vagina and said love juice begins to leak out inadvertently leaving a wet stain or noticeable dripping from the under carriage.
A. One passes loud, dry flatulence and is accompanied by repugnant smell.
B. One attempts to pass dry gas but passes wet gas and sharts and soils their pant's or dress and must make a the waddle to the restroom for a clean up.
C. One has had recent coital relations whereby a load of semen was deposited in one's ass or vagina and said love juice begins to leak out inadvertently leaving a wet stain or noticeable dripping from the under carriage.
As president of the company, Sandy gave her company outlook at the annual stock holders meeting. Her enthusiastic presentation came to an abrupt pause when she began to Speak and Leak. The semen from the Room Service Attendant she had lured to her hotel room for sex began to run down her leg.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015
Get the Speak and Leakmug. A rectal condition that forms from the abuse and overuse of the sphincter, a.k.a., the rosebud. The condition most commonly occurs from frequent acts such as fisting, anal sex, etc. Over time, the rectum becomes worn and the sphincter shows outward signs of wear and tear including, but not limited to, wilting, sagging and loss of elasticity. In extreme cases, Rose Wilt can result in anal leakage.
After years of aggressive anal play which included Howard's propensity for frequent anal fisting, he found himself suffering from a severe case of Rose Wilt and was required to wear adult diapers to avoid the mess of periodic anal leakage.
by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2014
Get the Rose Wiltmug. A bowel movement that comes on so fast, so strong, with lightning precision that it forces an immediate surrender and release.
I ate two dozen wings and by half time, it was shatzkrieg. That toilet was wrecked. Couldn’t get there quick enough to get relief.
by Eaton Holgoode June 18, 2018
Get the Shatzkriegmug. Rachel opened her mouth and I feed her my nutsworth.
I left that bish in bed leaking out my nutsworth.
I left that bish in bed leaking out my nutsworth.
by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018
Get the Nutsworthmug. by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017
Get the Stiff Bishopmug. A condition of the anus. Turdilation occurs after snapping a deuce so big that the size of it and brute force of it leaving the sphincter results in a dilated rectal orifice. Dilation size and period of time of dilation will vary depending on size of the loaf. In time, the bunghole will snap back shut. Post dump anal leakage may occur while dilated.
Harvey was so constipated from eating excessive amounts of cheese that he hadn't shit in 8 days. He finally was able to cut a turd but it was so big and compacted that he suffered Turdilation after dropping it in the stool. He was 3 cm dilated for about 30 minutes afterward.
by Eaton Holgoode June 17, 2009
Get the Turdilationmug.