I drug my dangly Pintos across her forehead.
She was chokin on my dangly Pintos.
I need to wash my dangly pintos after that workout.
She was chokin on my dangly Pintos.
I need to wash my dangly pintos after that workout.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
A finger that is knobby, large knuckled and extremely rough from dry skin and callouses. Generally an old man's hands have one or more Grain Fingers.
Roger refused to continue to allow his older male neighbor finger his bum and perform a prostate milking when he paid the old man for head. The old man's dry, calloused fingers were becoming too rough and painful. The old man's Grain Finger was starting to feel like a someone shoving a granola bar up his ass.
by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015
The smell of sex that lingers in the air, on your mustache, on your fingers and on your stink dink after having an affair with a lover or an interlude with a dirty prostitute. Whore's Scent is known to linger for days and is, other than stupidity, what will get a cheating lover caught. A woman can smell Whore's Scent a mile away.
As soon as Joe walked in the door after work, his wife Carla could smell the Whore's Scent. After confronting Joe, he finally had to fess up that he had stopped through the hood on the way home and picked up a streetwalking crack whore for a quick fisting.
by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015
When your girl let's herself go and fails to tend her garden and her pussy requires you to do some mandatory trimming.
by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017
Man I sent that chick home beat deep.
I got beat deep last night. My asshole is raw.
My uncle took be downstairs to play pool and the next thing I know my shirts up, I’m bent over the corner pocket and I’m getting beat deep.
I got beat deep last night. My asshole is raw.
My uncle took be downstairs to play pool and the next thing I know my shirts up, I’m bent over the corner pocket and I’m getting beat deep.
by Eaton Holgoode November 02, 2020
Rachel sucked me till I blew a pearl strand across her neck.
Rachel laid in bed with the pearl strand oozing down the sides of her next.
Rachel laid in bed with the pearl strand oozing down the sides of her next.
by Eaton Holgoode May 08, 2018
A Viewing Party is a private event, usually hosted in a private home or hotel room, that is arranged for the pupose of inviting a select group of guests to watch one or more individuals perform sexual activity and sex acts in and open,performance forum. Viewing Parties typically cater to those individuals with interests in voyeurism.
After meeting several like minded indivdiuals into voyeurism, Carl arranged to host several swinging couples at his home whereby he invited serveral of his voyeur friends to enjoy a Viewing Party. The event was wet, wild and satisfied the attendee's most purient of interests.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2014