Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Grandpa's Clackers
Suzie loves older men. She especially enjoys the sex and playing with Grandpa's Clackers when they fall out of her lover's bermuda shorts.
Grandpa's Clackers by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009
Cherry Bomb Broth
The liquid that blasts from your ass the next day after a night of partying and consuming a minimum of 6-8 Cherry Bombs (vodka and Red Bull) at your favorite bar.
Leroy went out partying and consumed 9 Cherry Bombs during the course of the evening at the local bar. He paid the price the next morning when he sat on the toilet and exploded a Cherry Bomb Broth.
Cherry Bomb Broth by Eaton Holgoode June 22, 2009
Sack Relay
A sexual act performed by a group of guys (preferably 3 or more but unlimited in total number allowed) and 2 women. The men line up in a row naked. The two women kneel down next to one of the males standing at the end (either end of the row). The Sack Relay begins upon signaling start and the first of the two women works her way down then back up the row of guys giving each a 10 second blow job. Upon return to the starting point, the woman tags the other woman then she begins to work her way down and back up the row in the same manner. The Sack Relay continues back and forth and up and down the row until a guy blows his load. Celebration may result in a subsequent mass orgy or bukkake for one or both women. This game is well known among group sex advocates and fraternity brothers.
Hey dude, did you hear about the group sex party last night over at the frat house? No, what happened. All the brothers in the house invited two chicks over and they held a Sack Relay. Cool!
Sack Relay by Eaton Holgoode June 22, 2009
Cumatorium
A woman's snatch, pussy, vajayjay when filled by the cum of multiple male partners, one after the other, in an orgy.
Gary let all his buddies bang the shit out of his girlfriend Mindy. They turned her pussy into a cumatorium before the night was over. She hobbled around sore for a week but loved every minute of it.
Cumatorium by Eaton Holgoode June 22, 2009
Chicken Skin Dust Mask
The Chicken Skin Dust Mask is performed when a male takes his scrotum and stretches it with this left and right hands by pulling it from side to side stretching it out flat to resemble a mask. A loose, warm scrotum works best and should not be performed if suffering from jerky sack. The male then kneels over his female partner's face and places the stretched scrotum over her mouth and nose for mutual enjoyment.
Chicken Skin Dust Mask by Eaton Holgoode June 22, 2009
Greasy Sausage Casing
The greasy, shiny, filthy condition of a condom after engaging in anal sex with a woman with a dirty ass.
Frank loves having anal sex with his girlfriend Norma. However, he dislikes the Greasy Sausage Casing he gets because of Norma's muddy playing conditions.
Greasy Sausage Casing by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009
The Ringwald
Is performed by a couple m/m or m/f or f/f. One partner stands while the other partner kneels facing the standing partner's ass. The kneeling partner then grasps the other partner on the sides of their buttocks to restrict their movement. The kneeling partner then places their face in the ass crack of the standing partner during which time they move their head side to side after placing their lips against the ass.
This act is similar to that which was performed by Molly Ringwald in Breakfast Club when she held the lipstick between her breasts and moved her head side to side to cover her lips with lipstick. Thus, the name The Ringwald.
This is the same act as analingus but easier to say in public without drawing attention.
This act is similar to that which was performed by Molly Ringwald in Breakfast Club when she held the lipstick between her breasts and moved her head side to side to cover her lips with lipstick. Thus, the name The Ringwald.
This is the same act as analingus but easier to say in public without drawing attention.
Tony dropped his pants in front of Shelia. Shelia grabbed is buttocks and buried her face in his ass. She moved her lips and face from side to side. When she was done, she looked up, smiled and said to Tony, "Thanks for The Ringwald".
The Ringwald by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009