Sis Wet Experience

Just when you are about to bust a nut up in your girl, you ask her if her sister gets as wet as she does and hold on for the bucking final ride.

May also be used in the case of one’s sister-in-law as well. The outcome is usually the same.
What was all that screaming from your room last night braahhh? Wild sex? Had a sis wet experience braaaahhh.
by Eaton Holgoode December 04, 2017
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Seaman's Fingers

The ripe fishy smell of stank puss on your fingers after finger banging a girl with a yeast infection, her period or suffering from just general uncleanliness.
I finger fucked Carla last night and she left me with Seaman's Fingers.
by Eaton Holgoode March 09, 2017
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Taffy Balls

When a soft, shorn, dangly male scrotum sticks to both inner thighs while walking or running causing the sack and balls to be stretched in alternating fashion. Gives the appearance of taffy being pulled on a taffy puller. See taffy sack.
I went for a walk this afternoon. The humidity caused me to have taffy balls. That was a long 3 miles.
by Eaton Holgoode October 20, 2018
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Wet Apple Bobbing

A Wet Apple Bobber is someone that performs traditional Apple Bobbing but performs the act of taking both of a man's nuts in their mouth in a swimming pool, bath tub, hot tub, lake, ocean or other body of water. While Wet Apple Bobbing has variations such as underwater apple bobbing, true Wet Apple Bobbing is mostly performed and enjoyed on the water's surface. The male will float on his back which allows his scrotum to become buoyant and float on the surface of the water. The Bobber will then take in both nuts into the mouth and orally copulate as desired. Wet Apple Bobbing is known for being as equally soothing and relaxing as it is stimulating.
During their recent visit to Florida, Roger and Diane enjoyed spending time in the open ocean. While swimming and frolicking, Roger also found himself enjoying Diane's good old fashion Wet Apple Bobbing.
by Eaton Holgoode March 06, 2015
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Gizzard Slaps

The repeated action of slapping your ball sack against the throat/neck of the person slobbing on your knob. Requires a loose, dangly scrotum and rapid, back and forth, throat fucking.
Rachel’s a little banged up today after that round of gizzard slaps.

I could hear nothing but moaning and gizzard slaps comkng from my roommates bedroom.
by Eaton Holgoode January 09, 2019
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Bowel Brick

A massive, girthy turd. Often hard to pass.
I’ve been on this shitter for an hour and I still can squeeze this bowel brick.
by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018
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Pullin' Skins

When two dudes get together and decide to give themselves a mutual wank. Generally, performed out of sheer boredom. However, Pullin' Skins may apply to any situation involving two or more males jacking off together.
Roger and Carl became bored after watching episodes of Game of Thrones so they decided to liven things up and started Pullin' Skins.
by Eaton Holgoode May 05, 2015
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