Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Hugging the Bucket

Experiencing the most vile and wretched hangover whereby you are predisposed to spending hours in the bathroom clinging to the toilet heaving all but your internal organs out repeatedly into the bowl.

Where’s Sam? He was out all night partying. He’s in the shitter hugging the bucket. Been in there for about 4 hours now. You should hear him any minute heaving out another round.

by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2018

Tuna Sundae

When your eating her pussy so good but you enhance the experience with a little sweet sauce (chocolate, strawberry or caramel) and a generous dollop of whipped cream.

I had several tuna sundaes last night. That shit tastes sweet and tangy. Rachel came like six times. But I think I may have onset diabetes now.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

Corn Bowl

Eating copious amounts of kernel corn whole, avoid chewing, so that you ultimately defecate a massive, floating load of corn kernels into the toilet. You must leave the bowl unflushed for the admiration of others. Makes an ideal gift at a housewarming or other parties.

I can't wait for John's party. I've been eating corn since last night. I'm cooking up one hell of a corn bowl to leave behind.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Palette Cleaner

Oral sex performed by quickly licking and tongue punching the vagina and anus alternating back and forth at a non-stop, feverish pace.

Rachel loves it when I do the palette cleaner on her.

I love the sweet and yet tangy flavors of the palette cleaner. The thot I hooked up last night had a little swamp ass.

by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

Baguet

A very small, taut male scrotum. Usually flat in appearance as if there is no scrotum at all.

I went down on Roger and found he has a baguet. It was rather disturbing.

Dude did you just get out of the pool? No why? Then explain your baguet.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2018

Choke n’ poke

Rough sexual intercourse involving choking and oxygen deprivation through choking.

Rachel is into the choke n’ poke so I graciously obliged her fetish.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Fresh Cracked

Reference to getting some D before getting out of bed for the day. That pleasurable early morning wake up sex romp.

Sorry I’m late. I was fresh cracked this morning.

He lifted her night gown and fresh cracked her.

I saw he had a water dog so I slipped my panties off, hopped on for a ride and woke him to a fresh cracked surprise.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018