Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Squat Meat

A fat, ripe turd. The kind you leave in the bowl and don’t flush.

Every stall in the shitter was full of squat meat.

I just dropped squat meat. Go check it out.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Strokin’ Deuce

Reference to anal sex.

Rachel bent over and begged me to start strokin’ deuce.

I was strokin’ deuce with that filthy whore and it was evident she hadn’t dropped her daily. I had to shower off after.

by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018

Lady Muttons

Thick, bushy hair growing on and down the inner thighs of a woman in the vaginal area. Resembling old, hairy mutton chop style sideburns.

Once I pushed aside all the lady muttons I was able to get in there and work her bean with my tongue. Could have used a hair tie.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2017

Trucker's Knuckles

Trucker's Knuckles refers to a severe case of multiple, external anal hemorrhoids that are raging and irritated and have a thrombosed clot under the skin causing a hard, painful lump appearing like the knuckles on a hand. Trucker's Knuckles often occur regularly to those individuals employed in long haul, over the road, driving professions.

Stan: Hey Frank. Are you heading on that haul from Chicago to L.A?
Frank: Yea and not looking forward to it.

Stan: Why?

Frank: I got the worst case of Trucker's Knuckles. Take a look. (Drops pants).
Stan: Holy Shit. Looks like a tiny fist down there. Better get some salve before you hit the road.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2014

Womb Beater

A large penis that is able to pound her womb during sexual intercourse.

I gave Rachel the old womb beater last night. She was screaming “You’re wombing me! You’re wombing me!” with every delightful thrust.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

Dolphin Skin

The smooth, soft labial walls of a very wet pussy.

Rachel is pure dolphin skin.

I needed no lube to hit her dolphin skin.

by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018

Bishop

Irreverent slang for the male penis.

Mom: What are you doing in there? Open this door!
Son: Hold on!! I'm Bopping my Bishop.

Mom: Wash up when your done. It's time for dinner.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017