Eaton Holgoode's definitions
A sexual act performed by a group of guys (preferably 3 or more but unlimited in total number allowed) and 2 women. The men line up in a row naked. The two women kneel down next to one of the males standing at the end (either end of the row). The Sack Relay begins upon signaling start and the first of the two women works her way down then back up the row of guys giving each a 10 second blow job. Upon return to the starting point, the woman tags the other woman then she begins to work her way down and back up the row in the same manner. The Sack Relay continues back and forth and up and down the row until a guy blows his load. Celebration may result in a subsequent mass orgy or bukkake for one or both women. This game is well known among group sex advocates and fraternity brothers.
Hey dude, did you hear about the group sex party last night over at the frat house? No, what happened. All the brothers in the house invited two chicks over and they held a Sack Relay. Cool!
by Eaton Holgoode June 22, 2009
Get the Sack Relaymug. When your partner buries their face deep between your butt cheeks and provides an air tight seal of their lips around your anus and they begin to feverishly tongue the sphincter while humming their favorite song. The feeling is truly heavenly.
Rachel gave me a reach around last night while doing an angel’s kiss to some Taylor Swift. It was pure heaven. She had a suction hold on my fartbox like a leech.
by Eaton Holgoode October 12, 2018
Get the Angel’s Kissmug. He tore my house up with his pleasure hammer.
He put that pleasure hammer to my ass and I can’t walk today.
He put that pleasure hammer to my ass and I can’t walk today.
by Eaton Holgoode December 15, 2017
Get the Pleasure Hammermug. Creating that creamy viscous of semen, vaginal juices and sexual lubricants during sexual intercouse.
by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018
Get the Makin’ Buttermug. I buried my face in her mounds of joy.
She took off her top and her mounds of joy were busting from her bra.
Your mum has some incredible mounds of joy.
I latched onto her mounds of joy and suckled like a newborn.
She took off her top and her mounds of joy were busting from her bra.
Your mum has some incredible mounds of joy.
I latched onto her mounds of joy and suckled like a newborn.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018
Get the Mounds of Joymug. The uncircumsized penis of a caucasion male. When the foreskin is pulled back, the action resembles that of the well known Push Pop Candy.
Doug picked up a chick at the bar and took her to his car to get a blow job. She engulfed his Vanilla Push Pop until he blew his load.
by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009
Get the Vanilla Push Popmug. by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2018
Get the Alley Bangingmug.