A dude that is constantly touching and fondling his balls and man sack outwardly over the pants or shorts. May be done for pleasure or simply out of boredom. The hallmark of a marble juggler is their juggling act is done in public settings with little regard for creating a spectacle of themselves.
Dude I don't know what the deal is with that new janitor at school. That guy should be in the circus cause he is a real marble juggler. Just watch him. Always given em a tug.
by Eaton Holgoode May 01, 2016
Similar to being Parked in the Red Zone. Parked in the Alley refers to when a girl will not put out anal sex for you and only allows vaginal sex. Despite efforts to slip it in the old bunghole you are refused entry and will never be able to do more than to slide your knob between those cheeks and around that bung but never go deep.
Dan was constantly trying to knock on Dana's back door. Despite the coaxing, she always left him Parked in the Alley.
by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
A very vigorous hand job. Typically dry, without lube, and rough yanking and tugging on the cock n balls.
That dirty prostitute changes $5 for a yank job.
My uncle cornered me in the trailer and gave me a yank job. He’s got touch hands.
My uncle cornered me in the trailer and gave me a yank job. He’s got touch hands.
by Eaton Holgoode June 03, 2018
I love the aroma of Rachel’s sugar fuzz.
I rarely get any dingleberries. I only have a little sugar fuzz.
I rarely get any dingleberries. I only have a little sugar fuzz.
by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
When the labia is so meaty and dangly that those meat curtains are grasped, one in each hand, and stretched and pulled to the left and right like a set of stage curtains opening the stage for sexual play. The opening act is typically a spirited round of cunnilingus.
Rachel did the old curtain pullback for me last night so I buried my face and nose all up in there for an hour.
by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018
When you pay the extra cheese straight up at the massage parlor and you get a handy from the masseuse before the massage. Preferable to a happy ending.
by Eaton Holgoode January 09, 2019