Meat Drops

She teabagged my meat drops.

Your mom loves to suck my sweaty meat drops.

You can’t talk to your sister right now braaaahhh. He mouth is full of my meat drops.
by Eaton Holgoode October 19, 2017
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Chubdale

Penile smegma of the ripest and cheesiest consistency.
I need to take a bath. The chubdale is getting thick.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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Worm Charmer

When your partner gives your limp, flaccid penis a vigorous wank or blow job to get it stiff and rigid for coitus.
Rachel gave me a worm charmer then rode me cowgirl.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018
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Wet Sweater

An extremely wet, sexually aroused vagina that is extremely wooly, overly hairy and untrimmed. Generally has hair running form the mons through the taint and up the ass crack. May also be known as sasquatch crotch.
Roger picked up a girl at closing time at the local bar. He took her home for sex but when she got naked and exposed her Wet Sweater, he just couldn't do it and pretend to pass out.
by Eaton Holgoode May 18, 2015
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Butter-Baller

A male that shaves his scrotum smooth. Keeps that chicken skin soft and hairless.
Carla loves to tea bag Roger cause he's a butter-baller.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
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Mangy Muff

An old, hairy vagina marked by well worn usage and sporadic bald spotting of the pubic hair.
Little Donny happen to spot his naked grandmother coming out of the shower. Her mangy muff startled him and scarred him for several months. Every time he went to wank one out it was all he could envision.
by Eaton Holgoode October 12, 2015
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Pink Ribbon Breakfast

Eating out a girl in the morning as she wakes up while she is menstruating and sporting a tampon. The pink ribbon is formed from the overnight flow that has seeped into the external tampon string turning it to a delightful, light shade of pink.
Carl woke up his girl with a little hot oral action and didn't mind that she was ragging and her heavy flow made it a Pink Ribbon Breakfast.
by Eaton Holgoode October 14, 2015
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