Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Slicks the Nut Hairs

To piss one off. A statement of anger or disgust.

They cancelled the band’s show tonight. They really slicks the nut hairs.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Yukon Jacked

When a dirty prostitute or meth whore whips your dick out at the bus stop on a blistering cold winter day and gives you a vigorous down n dirty hand job for $5.

I was waiting for the downtown express the other morning when I got Yukon jacked. It was freezing but her hand was really warm. I think she was tripping.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Chokin’ Rope

Swallowing a hot, rope load of cum.

Rachel is the best at chokin’ rope. She doesn’t miss a drop. Such a good girl.

by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018

Pink Sock Block

When you pink socked your girl’s ass so bad during first time anal she blocks your cock from getting anywhere near her brown button ever again.

I thought Rachel loved anal sex the other night the way she was screaming but tonight I got pink sock blocked so I’m done.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2018

Poon Meat

Beautiful hanging pussy lips. Prime cuts of female labia.

I dribbled down Rachel's panties and what a sight to behold of poon meat.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

Wood Varnish

A shiny cock and ball sack after receiving an exceptionally wet and slobbery blow job. Usually requires wipe up with doddle rag, sock or towel.

Roger's girlfriend gives the wettest, sloppiest head. It always leaves him dripping with Wood Varnish.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015

Corn Countdown

Purposely eating one or more servings of corn to time and count your digestive process. The countdown from consumption to evacuation and spotting said corn in one’s shit.

I’ve been having some bowel issues lately. My doctor recommended a corn countdown before ordering any tests.

by Eaton Holgoode April 3, 2018