Steamed Buns

Ass checks that have been spanked and paddled to a slightly swollen, pink or reddened state. Usually from BDSM play and other dominance and submissive play.

Roger gave Tonya spanking with a ping pong paddle and she left the room with a lovely set of steamed buns.

by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2015

Jar of Bacon Grease

A jar, can or tube of lubricant used for vaginal or anal sexual intercourse.

Honey, I am just too dry tonight. You won't be able to pound my va jay jay like normal. Don't worry, I got a Jar of Bacon Grease in the nightstand. Now drop them panties and bend over and crack me a smile.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

Man Beets

The testicles. The balls. The gonads.

My man beets are all sweaty. Wanna lick?

I like pulling on my man beets.

I shave my man beets.

by Eaton Holgoode March 08, 2018

Dandy Dangler

That otherwise dandy boy that enjoys walking around a men's locker room completely disrobed after showering. The Dandy Dangler type enjoy shaving, blow drying their hair and even introducing themselves and conducting conversations with others while completely naked.

Jeff: Back in a minute Broohhhh! Gotta run to the locker room and take a piss.
John: Ok Brahhhh! Watch out for that Ron guy that comes here. I saw him go in the locker room about 10 minutes ago.
Jeff: Great. That dude's a Dandy Dangler. He was chatting me up good the other day and I got no time for a sausage party in there.

by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015

Granny Gaper

An old woman that is into anal gaping or an old man that enjoys giving grandma a good gaping every now and then.

From the sounds I heard last night coming from grandpa’s room, I’d say he’s a granny gaper.

I really reached a low point last night and fapped off watching amateur videos of a granny gaper. I don’t think I will ever be the same.

by Eaton Holgoode December 05, 2017

Friar Tuck

The coarse ring of hair around the anus resembling the ring hairline and bald center of Friar Tuck.

Rob was looking forward to a little analingus with his new girlfriend Carol. He was about to go down and savor some of her booty juice when he spotted her Friar Tuck and was completely turned off and told her she needed to wax.

by Eaton Holgoode May 05, 2015

Grandma's Tea Towel

Grandma's Tea Towel is an alternative name for but serves the same purpose as a Gak Towel or Doddle Rag.

After dropping a heavy load on his Cougar, Carl offered her Grandma's Tea Towel to wipe up.

by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2014