That soft popping, flesh smacking sound made from skin to skin slapping during doggie style intercourse.
I could hear soft poppin’ coming from my roommates bedroom so I knew he was hitting some chick from behind.
I love the sound of soft poppin’ when watching amateur porn.
I love the sound of soft poppin’ when watching amateur porn.
by Eaton Holgoode May 31, 2018
My boyfriend’s onion sak fucking stinks.
I just worked out for an hour and now I got onion sak.
Whew I just scratched my ballz and my fingers smell of onion sak.
I just worked out for an hour and now I got onion sak.
Whew I just scratched my ballz and my fingers smell of onion sak.
by Eaton Holgoode December 29, 2017
Her pud mud is extra runny tonight.
I got skunk junk from this pud mud.
He was really fillthy. I had the thickest pud mud when I was done. But hey...a hole is a hole.
I got skunk junk from this pud mud.
He was really fillthy. I had the thickest pud mud when I was done. But hey...a hole is a hole.
by Eaton Holgoode May 02, 2018
Underwear soiled with fecal matter, having skid marks or filthy from bodily fluids such as semen, urine, vaginal secretions or ass sweat.
I just sharted. I’m gonna have to walk around with grunderpants all day.
She pulled her panties over my face. While expecting a fragrant experience, I got grunderpants and a big skid right across my nose.
I sniffed her grunderpants and it was a whiff of stank ass booty juice.
She pulled her panties over my face. While expecting a fragrant experience, I got grunderpants and a big skid right across my nose.
I sniffed her grunderpants and it was a whiff of stank ass booty juice.
by Eaton Holgoode May 03, 2018
Sexual activity conducted in a Porta-Potty. A typical occurrence at raves, concerts, fairs and other outdoor gatherings where portable toilets are the only means of privacy.
The rave last weekend was awesome. There were so many strung out horny rave girls that I had portasex several times. I missed half of the headliner’s show cause I was banging some slut from Miami.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
Must be performed in a vehicle with a manual transmission. With the proliferation of automatics, shift-knobbing is a dying art and talent.
Shift-knobbing is when you are driving and your passenger partner (M or F) provides you with sloppy, wet road head all while they simultaneously operate the shift knob for you changing the gears with precision accuracy. Thus freeing both your hands to control the car or use one hand to drive and the other to return a little sexual gratification to your partner in one of their reachable erogenous zones.
Shift-knobbing is when you are driving and your passenger partner (M or F) provides you with sloppy, wet road head all while they simultaneously operate the shift knob for you changing the gears with precision accuracy. Thus freeing both your hands to control the car or use one hand to drive and the other to return a little sexual gratification to your partner in one of their reachable erogenous zones.
Rachel and I hit the back roads to head to the beach. The drive when by smoothly as she was shift-knobbing with pinpoint accuracy. The bumpy back road route caused a few throat plunges and gasps for air.
by Eaton Holgoode January 08, 2018
I had just drawn a hot bath and was soaking my tired muscles when I did a beef twerp and a brown slick bubbled to the surface.
by Eaton Holgoode January 07, 2019