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A group of individuals, usually business owners, members of upper management, or lawyers that collectively think they know better than anyone else and make decisions with little or no regard to the impact, outcome or input of others that actually do know better.
How's work going? Well, all the owners and executive are sitting in the conference room with the lawyers discussing the company's business plan. Wow. Better brush up your resume. That sounds like a real Jerk Circus going on in there. I know, I hate this fu**** company.
by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2009
Get the Jerk Circus mug.When your girl unexpectedly shoves her dry, bony finger up your asshole while giving you a blow job.
by Eaton Holgoode October 12, 2018
Get the Stinky Stinger mug.Regency to any activity that stimulates and ejaculates the male penis. Sex, masturbation, hand job, blow job, etc.
Rachel will be giving me some penis treatment tonight.
Your mom snuck into the bathroom and gave me some penis treatment.
Shelby left me with blue balls so I had to go home and self-administer some penis treatment.
Your mom snuck into the bathroom and gave me some penis treatment.
Shelby left me with blue balls so I had to go home and self-administer some penis treatment.
by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018
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Get the Crotch Wad mug.A female of questionable looks and appeal to the sober eye that will require a potential suitor to consume at lease six or move pints of brew for her to become reasonably attractive and desirable for sexual relations.
This bar is full of pint princesses tonight braaaaaahhh. Looks like another hangover is in store.
My cousin is a pint princess. It only took me twelve pints this Christmas for me to put it to her down on the basement after dinner.
My cousin is a pint princess. It only took me twelve pints this Christmas for me to put it to her down on the basement after dinner.
by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019
Get the Pint Princess mug.When a male walks around wearing nothing but tighty whities and he intentionally gives himself a front wedgie aka camel toe by equally splitting his ballsack in half with each testicle popping and hanging out of the left and right leg holes of the underwear. Said act is performed for self-admiration by looking at it in a mirror, an act of disrespect or defiance or as a practical joke in an individual or group setting.
Example 1: Right after his shower, Carl loves putting on his tighty whities and tugging them up to his chest giving himself a Prune Danish and admiring his testicular symmetry.
Example 2: Stan was sick of his family giving him a hard time about his lifestyle choices. He waited until the family had gathered for breakfast when he waltzed into the kitchen sporting a Prune Danish leaving them speechless.
Example 3: Roger's roommate, Dan, brought his new girlfriend over to their apartment for the first time. Dan wanted everything to be perfect to impress her. Roger obliged and shortly after they arrived the wine was corked, Roger brought in a cheese platter while sporting a Prune Danish.
Example 2: Stan was sick of his family giving him a hard time about his lifestyle choices. He waited until the family had gathered for breakfast when he waltzed into the kitchen sporting a Prune Danish leaving them speechless.
Example 3: Roger's roommate, Dan, brought his new girlfriend over to their apartment for the first time. Dan wanted everything to be perfect to impress her. Roger obliged and shortly after they arrived the wine was corked, Roger brought in a cheese platter while sporting a Prune Danish.
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
Get the Prune Danish mug.A day of bowel reconning that starts with a dump that feels like you are passing a tennis ball covered in 40 grit sandpaper. By the afternoon and after a spicy Asian lunch at Tropical Thai, you are trotting to the shitter to explosively release a wet, soft, burning, green curried demon from your lower intestine.
Dude do you happen to have any salve or tucks pads? I just had a Pepper Curry Plug and my oring is on fire and I'm pretty sure I got a hanging hemorrhoid as a result.
by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017
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