When a male or female at their sexual prime have multiple mates, partners and FWBs lined up ready and waiting for sex and DTF at a moments notice. Akin to the term Full Stable.
by Eaton Holgoode June 07, 2016
An explosive shit. Comes pouring out of your ass with seemingly no end to the flow. Like a hot waterfall of shit.
I ate some bad oysters last night and today I experienced the worst Niagara Grumper. I couldn’t get off the shitter.
by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018
An informal, yet polite, way to excuse yourself from any situation where you must run and eradicate your cramping bowels of fecal matter because holding it is simply not an option.
Example 1:
Carl's Boss: Our third quarter profits were above expectation..............Yes Carl?
Carl: Sir I will be right back. I need to run for a Quick Pinch.
Carl's Boss: Understandable. As I was saying............
Example 2:
Sandy: Honey, please stop at the next gas station. I need to do a Quick Pinch. That meatloaf back at the diner we ate at is scooting through me.
Carl's Boss: Our third quarter profits were above expectation..............Yes Carl?
Carl: Sir I will be right back. I need to run for a Quick Pinch.
Carl's Boss: Understandable. As I was saying............
Example 2:
Sandy: Honey, please stop at the next gas station. I need to do a Quick Pinch. That meatloaf back at the diner we ate at is scooting through me.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
A Stuffed Cucumber Salad is initiated between two consenting lovers and begins with a traditional anal Stuffed Cucumber. The cucumber is fully inserted into the rectum and is retained. Post retainage, the partner with the cucumber squats over the face of the other and begins a graceful, gentle expulsion. The cucumber may be fully released or it may be drawn in and out of the ass with flexion and contraction of the sphincter creating a fascinating display for the viewing partner. All is finalized by a final squeeze and drop of the cucumber on the viewer's chest. Depending upon the state of the dropper's bowels, the cucumber may stick to or roll off the chest.
Sonja gave herself an anal Stuffed Cucumber then squatted over Carl's face. She gave him the best Stuffed Cucumber Salad he had ever experienced. Her deftness at sphincter control had it moving in and out and looked like a Whack-A-Mole game.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015
Grundle Grime is that greasy, cheesy smelling amalgam of sweat that forms in and around the Grundle area located between the ballsack and anus. May lay dormant and is activated by a scratch or pick of the area and typically transfers to the fingers leavibg a vile, revolting odor.
My fingers smell like grundle grime.
My grundle is so sweaty. I fear to touch it for the grundle grime is intense.
My grundle is so sweaty. I fear to touch it for the grundle grime is intense.
by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017
Monk's Wool refers to a male's pubic hair. The hallmark of having Monk's Wool is that the male intentionally keeps the hair on the Taint, Grundle, Chode and the overall Nether Region in an excessively long, overgrown,untrimmed and extremely wooly looking state.
The term Monk's Wool applies to any individual male that, for personal preferences, chooses to dedicate his life to keeping the Pubes in such an overgrown condition and chooses not to follow mainstream society's accepted male Genital grooming standards which includes a regular Manscaping and for some, completely Shorn or Shaved.
Monk's Wool is not the result of having a Shavecation but the intentional grooming standard that allows for one to have a full on Sasquatch Crotch.
The term Monk's Wool applies to any individual male that, for personal preferences, chooses to dedicate his life to keeping the Pubes in such an overgrown condition and chooses not to follow mainstream society's accepted male Genital grooming standards which includes a regular Manscaping and for some, completely Shorn or Shaved.
Monk's Wool is not the result of having a Shavecation but the intentional grooming standard that allows for one to have a full on Sasquatch Crotch.
Roger: Dude hurry up and get out of the shower.
Carl: Coming out now (Exits bathroom without towel).
Roger: WTF is up with the Monk's Wool Bro? Trim that shit!
Carl: Coming out now (Exits bathroom without towel).
Roger: WTF is up with the Monk's Wool Bro? Trim that shit!
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2014