Moochmate

A Moochmate is an individual, male or female, that is welcomed into a group living situation with others, but is unable to pay rent or contribute to the group’s general living expenses. The Moochmate attempts to offset their inability to pay for rent and other expenses by providing services which can include, but not be limited to cleaning, laundry, dishes, dog watching, fruit picking and occasionally, assisting others with bathing, showering and washing their hair. However, the Moochmate is eventually asked to leave because of their drain on the wallets of the others. Moochmates typically will find another rooming situation where they can continue to mooch. But in some instances, the Moochmate must return home to a parental dwelling. In those instances, the Moochmate is often required by the parent to repay the most recent roommates of the Moochmate with cash after being required to get a job.
Leslie and Tanna welcomed Donna into their apartment as a new roommate. However, after about 3 months, they realized that Donna was not a roommate, but rather a Moochmate and they asked her to leave.
by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2014
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Baldsnatchery

That having to do with a bald snatch. Relating to a shorn pussy. That of a bald puss.
The baldsnatchery in the ladies locker room is incredible.

Baldsnatchery is very popular these days, but hair is making a comeback.

Cathy and Linda hooked up and decided to explore some baldsnatchery and they lost their 70’s style bushes as a result.
by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
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Nuzzle Job

Poking the end of your nose into your girl's or Guy's juicy brown spot. Nose poking their bum for pleasure. Not to be confused with brown nosing.
Sandy archer her back and spread her juicy brown and Carlos dove right in for a hot wet nuzzle job.
by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2016
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One Swipe Wipe

Only having to wipe one’s asshole once after an amazing silk dook.
I just took a perfect shit. No remnants. I did a one swipe wipe and I was on my way.
by Eaton Holgoode December 26, 2018
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Creamy Tuna Surprise

A creamy tuna surprise occurs when you go down to eat out a chick and you abruptly discover, after removing her panties, that you are about to dine on the sloppy seconds from a dude that just dropped a load in her snatch a few minutes prior.
Chet: Yo braaaa! Where ya been?

Devin: Dude I just took that nasty ho out to the car to eat her snatch.

Chet: Cool braaa! How was it?

Devin: Dude, I didn't eat that box there was a Creamy Tuna Surprise waiting for me. What a nasty ho!
by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009
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Muddy Playing Conditions

Situational condition whereby anal sexual play would be prohibited due to Diarrhea or other loose stool situations.
Ted was horned up and ready for some intense anal intercourse. Unfortunately, his girlfrend had an earlier assplosion and he was disappointed when she refused him rear entry due to her Muddy Playing Conditions.
by Eaton Holgoode June 08, 2009
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Nasal Helmet

When you pull your girl’s freshly worn panties (stains and skid marks a plus) over your head with your eyes peering thru the leg holes and the gusset running down your nose like a knight’s nasal helmet.

The nasal helmet was a type of combat helmet characterised by the possession of a projecting bar covering the nose and thus protecting the center of the face.
Rachel left her workout panties on the floor when s he she took a shower so I made myself a nasal helmet and enjoyed her ripe, pungent fragrance.
by Eaton Holgoode January 23, 2018
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