The asshole. The anal sphincter.
C’mon baby let me put it in your dook cutter tonight.
My dook cutter is still drinking after that bout of diarrhea.
My dook cutter is still drinking after that bout of diarrhea.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
The rapidly tied knot at the open end of a condom. The Sock Knot is immediately tied post ejaculation and withdrawal of the penis. A Sock Knot prevents the messy leak of semen from the used prophylactic.
After Roger blew his nut, he quickly removed the sheath from his penis and tied a quick Sock Knot to keep the mess to a minimum.
by Eaton Holgoode August 20, 2015
A old woman's very hairy old gray vagina and overgrown taint The overgrowth looks like she's shaking an old, dirty mop head around.
I'm scarred for life brooohhh. I just walked in on my gramma douching herself on the toilet and all I saw was her dingy mop. I feel sick.
by Eaton Holgoode November 05, 2015
Dick Tinsel is created when using semen as a decorative material that mimics strands of ice or icicles similar to Chin Cicles. Dick Tinsel is created when long, narrow strands of loads of semen emulate icicles when they are strategically shot onto and hang from the face, body parts or the sexy, slutty Christmas outfit of your chosen Holiday Whore. The modern production of Dick Tinsel typically involves multiple loads from one or more sexual partners during a sexual session referred to as a Decorating Party. Modern day decorative Christmas tinsel was invented in Nuremberg, Germany, in 1610. Dick Tinsel was invented in Florida in 2013 out of sexual perversion and the holiday boredom of traditional decorating and same old traditional Christmas party attire.
Becoming tired of mundane holiday decorations and seeing his girlfriend Sandy's same old slutty, little black holiday party dress, Harvey decided it was time for a Decorating Party to spruce up Sandy and her dress with some holiday spirit. After putting on her dress, Sandy laid on the bed and Harvey repeatedly jerked off all over her laying strand after stand of Dick Tinsel until she was fully decorated. They both sang Christmas carols for the rest of the evening while Sandy glistened.
by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2013
When you hook up with a random Cajun dude after too many hurricanes while parting in New Orleans and you suck his man sausage. After performing oral on him, he bats you about the face with said sausage while singing Born on the Bayou.
I left my wife for 5 minutes and I found her in the bar alley getting an andouille slap.
Dude why is your face all sticky and shiny? Where have you been? I was back in the room getting an andouille slap. Oh braaaaaggg. I love that song. Born on the Bayou (singing).
Dude why is your face all sticky and shiny? Where have you been? I was back in the room getting an andouille slap. Oh braaaaaggg. I love that song. Born on the Bayou (singing).
by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2018
To receive a vigorous hand job aka tug job whereby the giver is at least an arms length distance from the receiver's throbbing knob this requiring a significant reach while giving a good up and down wank.
Cindy gave me a hand job in the theater last night. But to avoid it being so obvious, she sat with a seat between us and gave it to me reach and pull style. I still nutted up her shirt sleeve real good.
by Eaton Holgoode October 27, 2015
A state of severe constipation. A constipated bowel caused by lack of fiber and too much starch in the diet.
Will: Where is Larry? He has been gone for over an hour.
Frank: Dude's not feeling good Brahhhhhh. He's in the shitter working out a Corn Plug.
Will: Ouch! Does he need an enema?
Frank: Nahh Brahhhh. I gave him a kitchen spoon. He will get it worked out eventually.
Frank: Dude's not feeling good Brahhhhhh. He's in the shitter working out a Corn Plug.
Will: Ouch! Does he need an enema?
Frank: Nahh Brahhhh. I gave him a kitchen spoon. He will get it worked out eventually.
by Eaton Holgoode August 20, 2015