Eaton Holgoode's definitions
Dropping some serious wet sounding farts. May be simply from wet sounding gas. May also be the wet sound of flatulence after receiving ejaculate during anal sex.
Taco Bell last night made me start playing the wet bugle today.
After I laid my nut in LaKrieseha’s tight booty last night, she was playing the wet bugle about 3 am.
After I laid my nut in LaKrieseha’s tight booty last night, she was playing the wet bugle about 3 am.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
Get the Playing the Wet Buglemug. A common occurrence during the long cold winter months when your wife or girlfriend develops rough, dry, cracking skin on their hands and their would be otherwise, soft, supple hand are now like those of an elderly woman. The best part of the Winter Granny Handy is the stimulating roughness but more so while giving you a traditional, loving Handy or Hand Job one can secretly fantasize about getting a handy from your Grandma or some other geriatric.
Roger's wife had developed such dry skin hands from the dry winter weather that her hand jobs had become almost painfully rough. But Roger enjoyed too much the fantasy of getting the Winter Granny Handy.
by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2015
Get the Winter Granny Handymug. A vigorous hand job with two fisted pumping action delivering a climactic release of Albino Gravy aka jizz.
by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2017
Get the Albino Gravy Pumpmug. by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018
Get the Short Pullingmug. What you hear when you start to stick you penis or your finger into your girl’s anus during foreplay or coitus and she gonna have none a that in her no no zone.
I was dick n deep in Rachel last night so I slipped my finger around and started to diddle her booty hole and got the ol’ uh-uh.
Braaaaahhh. I was dickin your sister doggy last night and started tapping my cock on her winker and got the ol’ uh-uh.
Braaaaahhh. I was dickin your sister doggy last night and started tapping my cock on her winker and got the ol’ uh-uh.
by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018
Get the Ol’ Uh-Uhmug. A well endowed male capable of pounding the uterus of his female sex partner.
May also be a deep diver during anal reaching depths of the bowel never before experienced.
May also be a deep diver during anal reaching depths of the bowel never before experienced.
Well I found out Carlos is a deep diver last night. My uterus may fall out.
I hooked up with Ron. It’s true. He’s a deep diver. Everything in my lower intestine is compacted now. But it was worth it.
I hooked up with Ron. It’s true. He’s a deep diver. Everything in my lower intestine is compacted now. But it was worth it.
by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018
Get the Deep Divermug. by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2017
Get the Pumping Curdmug.