Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Lunch Bell

Getting a little quick, hot, oral action on your bellend and penis during the lunch break. Usually from a street whore, a homeless person or a co-worker.

Hey Rachel did you hear the lunch bell? Yea let’s go.

That homeless woman rang my lunch bell today.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018

Frosted Dough Boy

When you harness your cock with a cock ring and after it becomes swollen and engorged, you cover the cock and balls with pastry icing and let your girl go down and suck that fat old dough boy.

Rachel loves the sweet, mouth filling good time of sucking my frosted dough boy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018

Grape Juggling

Oral copulation of the male testicles and scrotum. Intermittent use of the hands for added juggling of the ball sack is permissible.

Roger couldn't wait to get home from work to let his wife so a little Grape Juggling.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2015

Tuna Poke

1. Sexual activity involving the poking, penetration and stimulation of a female's vagina aka Tuna with the fingers, the penis, a dildo, a diddledo or some other object of sexual desire.

2. An appetizer raw salad consisting of cubed, raw yellow fin tuna that may marinated in sea salt, soy sauce, sesame oil, seaweed, and chili pepper. Found traditionally on Sushi menus.

Example 1: Roger couldn't wait to get home from work. His girlfriend was home lying in bed, naked and moist ready for him to give him a good old fashioned Tuna Poke.

Example 2: Roger took his girlfriend out for Sushi at her favorite restaurant. She really enjoyed the Seaweed Salad and a good Tuna Poke.

by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2015

Groping Skills

The ability to sexual pleasure oneself or another through skilled and effective touching and fondling.

My uncle’s groping skills are the best.

Your mom’s groping skills made me nut hard brooooohhhh.

My roommate had the best groping skills.

by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2017

Pencil Lead

Reference to a one having a stiff, hard penis. A hard on. A binder. A stiff jimmy.

Braaaahhh I got pencil lead going right now. How about a hand?

She was grinding her booty in my and it was instant pencil lead.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

Ripe Banana Peel Back

The back and forth hand action of a hand job given to a man with a erect, curved, and uncircumsized penis.

Lou's girlfriend offered to give him a hand job while driving home from the party. She whipped out his throbbing hard cock and gave him a Ripe Banana Peel Back.

by Eaton Holgoode June 26, 2009