Carla jumped in the pool at the party but her top came off. Roger spotted her bouncy boobs floating in the water and was impressed by her delightful Pinky Browns.
by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2015
Anal sex with a male or female with an exceptionally tight bung hole or anus that results in an external tear of the oring skin around the top, bottom or both of the sphincter.
Stan: Hey Roger. Where did you go last night after the bar?
Roger: Drove the trail to find a prostitute.
Stan: And?
Roger: Picked up a nasty crack ho. For $10 I worked her up good. Pretty sure I gave her a Split Seam.
Stan: How do you know?
Roger: She squealed like pig and could barely walk back to the street corner.
Roger: Drove the trail to find a prostitute.
Stan: And?
Roger: Picked up a nasty crack ho. For $10 I worked her up good. Pretty sure I gave her a Split Seam.
Stan: How do you know?
Roger: She squealed like pig and could barely walk back to the street corner.
by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2015
When you harness your cock with a cock ring and after it becomes swollen and engorged, you cover the cock and balls with pastry icing and let your girl go down and suck that fat old dough boy.
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018
When a male fails to adequately fully drain a piss and cuts short and ends up inadvertently releasing a notable dribble of piss onto his pant leg or around the gusset of his pants. Generally happens when in a hurry.
Stan was late for his meeting after he dropped in the men's room to piss and ended up with pipe dribble after cutting it short.
by Eaton Holgoode June 07, 2016
Getting a little quick, hot, oral action on your bellend and penis during the lunch break. Usually from a street whore, a homeless person or a co-worker.
by Eaton Holgoode February 06, 2018
1. Sexual activity involving the poking, penetration and stimulation of a female's vagina aka Tuna with the fingers, the penis, a dildo, a diddledo or some other object of sexual desire.
2. An appetizer raw salad consisting of cubed, raw yellow fin tuna that may marinated in sea salt, soy sauce, sesame oil, seaweed, and chili pepper. Found traditionally on Sushi menus.
2. An appetizer raw salad consisting of cubed, raw yellow fin tuna that may marinated in sea salt, soy sauce, sesame oil, seaweed, and chili pepper. Found traditionally on Sushi menus.
Example 1: Roger couldn't wait to get home from work. His girlfriend was home lying in bed, naked and moist ready for him to give him a good old fashioned Tuna Poke.
Example 2: Roger took his girlfriend out for Sushi at her favorite restaurant. She really enjoyed the Seaweed Salad and a good Tuna Poke.
Example 2: Roger took his girlfriend out for Sushi at her favorite restaurant. She really enjoyed the Seaweed Salad and a good Tuna Poke.
by Eaton Holgoode May 05, 2015
Oral copulation of the male testicles and scrotum. Intermittent use of the hands for added juggling of the ball sack is permissible.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2015