The tissue, paper towel or rag carried by a prostitute to wipe her holes after and in between sex acts.
Dude watch the sidewalk over there. It’s littered with hoe naps.
That filthy whore I picked up last night left her hoe nap in my car.
That filthy whore I picked up last night left her hoe nap in my car.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018
An inordinately girthy and long penis. Typically that of the porn star variety and not your average male. Induces watery eyes, gagging and lots of saliva when orally copulated.
When me whipped out his gagmeat I could barely fit it in my mouth.
Braaaaaahhh. Your mom told me she's ready for some gagmeat.
The first time Rachel experience giving head to a dude with gagmeat, he eyes watered.
Braaaaaahhh. Your mom told me she's ready for some gagmeat.
The first time Rachel experience giving head to a dude with gagmeat, he eyes watered.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017
The squirting ejaculate of an extremely obese female. Usually expelled in copious, sheet and carpet soaking amounts.
I took that fat chick home last night and banged her so hard she soaked my bed in Buffalo milk.
She squatted her big fat meat curtains over my face and flicked her bean until she unleashed her buffalo milk all over my face.
She squatted her big fat meat curtains over my face and flicked her bean until she unleashed her buffalo milk all over my face.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
When a fat girl gives you a double fisted twisting hand job until you nut all over them sausage fingers.
I took that girl home from the bar last night. You mean that fat chick? Yea braaaaahhh. She gave me the best pork Twister I’ve had yet.
by Eaton Holgoode October 17, 2018
To drop a Hot, fresh, foul smelling dump, leaving it in the stool, cranking up the shower to full on hot, closing the door and leaving it for the next unfortunate person.
I hear the shower running. Better not be cooking a steamfresh yo.
I walked in on my roommate’s steamfresh. I can still smell it.
I walked in on my roommate’s steamfresh. I can still smell it.
by Eaton Holgoode May 02, 2018
When someone's breath is so bad, that even after inserting a refreshing Certs Mint Candy, their breath still reeks like shit.
Kyle: Dude, your breath is rank ass nasty! You need a breath mint.
Dwayne: Braaaaa I just ate a couple of breath mints. It should smell minty fresh.
Kyle: It ain't working Braaaaaa! What kinda mint was it? A Shit Cert? Smells like someone shit in your mouth.
Dwayne: Braaaaa I just ate a couple of breath mints. It should smell minty fresh.
Kyle: It ain't working Braaaaaa! What kinda mint was it? A Shit Cert? Smells like someone shit in your mouth.
by Eaton Holgoode July 01, 2009
The ability for a female to get off and orgasm, hands free, purely by the stimulation given from the motorized vibration and rough ride encountered on various modes of public transportation, i.e., buses, trains, subways, etc.
Cindy always arrived at work with a smile on her face. Not because he loves her job, but because her use of public transportation and her annual rider's pass allows her to cum from her daily Bus Seat Orgasm during her daily commute.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015