Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Whore's Mouth

A female whose lip region is marred up by cold sores and scabs.

I have got to get some Herpecin on my lips soon. Prom is next week and I can't go with whore's mouth.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

Fire Baller

When a male makes the mistake of thinking that rubbing Ben Gay or Icy Hot ointment on their genitals for lube and stimulation is a good idea. The end result is an excruciating hit, painful burn that lasts for hours along with notable regret.

I had to go to the ER last night. Braaaaahhh. I ran out of lube so I wanked with Icy Hot. Felt great at first until the burn set in and I was full on fire baller.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017

Squirrelin’ a Nut

When a dude intentionally builds up as much semen aka nut as possible and refuses to ejaculate until the right time and perhaps all over the right person with a copious amount of man goo.

I haven’t wanked for over three weeks. I’ve been squirrelin’ a nut. Rachel’s coming over later and she’s about to get a facial like never before. My sack is so nut heavy it’ll be like a one man bukkake.

I finally blew after squirrelin’ a nut for two weeks. I think I clogged the shower drain.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Vein Cheese

That creamy, smegma that formulates around the bellend of one’s knob. Ripe, pungent, savory yet tangy.

Discovering a find of vein cheese is akin to discovering a hoard of fresh truffles.

As we relaxed along the shoreline, frolicking and drinking a vintage Cabernet, she reached and exposed my throbbing member. Freeing it to the open and fresh sea air, she moistened her waiting lips and leaned down to delectably swallow my bell. To her wonderful surprise, she peeled back the foreskin to reveal a trove of fresh vein cheese, ripe and ready. She scooped it with her trembling finger and smeared it upon a cracker from our basket. I could see it was ripe and tangy from the puckering of her cheeks. She complimented the flavor with a sip of her wine then commenced to copulate my shaft until a glorious rope of skeet trickled down her chin.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

Pinky Browns

The perfect set of female nipples hallmarked by the perfect pigmentation of pink and brown.

Carla jumped in the pool at the party but her top came off. Roger spotted her bouncy boobs floating in the water and was impressed by her delightful Pinky Browns.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2015

Pipe Dribble

When a male fails to adequately fully drain a piss and cuts short and ends up inadvertently releasing a notable dribble of piss onto his pant leg or around the gusset of his pants. Generally happens when in a hurry.

Stan was late for his meeting after he dropped in the men's room to piss and ended up with pipe dribble after cutting it short.

by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2016

Split Seam

Anal sex with a male or female with an exceptionally tight bung hole or anus that results in an external tear of the oring skin around the top, bottom or both of the sphincter.

Stan: Hey Roger. Where did you go last night after the bar?
Roger: Drove the trail to find a prostitute.
Stan: And?
Roger: Picked up a nasty crack ho. For $10 I worked her up good. Pretty sure I gave her a Split Seam.
Stan: How do you know?
Roger: She squealed like pig and could barely walk back to the street corner.

by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2015