Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Beef Twerp

Shitting a little bit on accident while farting in a bathtub.

I had just drawn a hot bath and was soaking my tired muscles when I did a beef twerp and a brown slick bubbled to the surface.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019

Short Shooter

A male, with an aging prostate that still enjoys a good orgasm, but is unable to ejaculate with any distance and often only released in a dribbling manner or a short shot in the abdominal area.

Hank loved watching young males masturbate. He longed for being able to drop his oyster the distance they can. With age, his prostate had made his a short shooter and he is happy to just dribble when he cums.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2015

Indentured Servant

A submissive, toothless but otherwise denture wearing, geriatric female that willingly submits to her Dom by performing sloppy, wet, toothless head aka Hot Gummy or Underwater Gummy.

Frank's volunteer work at the local geriatric center and swim complex enabled him to regularly satisfy his need for Dom/Sub relationships and feed his penchant for toothless head from a number of indentured servants.

by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2015

Hot-Socking

Anal sex. Typically the rough and vigorous variety. May, but not always, result in a pink sock.

Rachel asked me to come over tonight. She says she needs some hot-socking.

Carla was prolapsed with a pink sock after I gave her a hot-socking to remember.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2018

Rectal Digititus

An affliction whereby one is not sexually gratified during sexual activity without some form of digital (finger) stimulation of the rectum.

Rachel’s rectal digititus requires me to always shove my finger in her ass. I don’t mind.

I have to warn you, I have rectal digititus and will require insertion to at least the second knuckle to get off.

by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

Pencil Cheese

Smegma. Penile cream cheese. Knob cheese. Dick cheese. Ripe and typically under the foreskin and around the bellend.

I pulled back my foreskin and spotted a motherload of pencil cheese.

by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2018

Horned Bull

An obese, butchy lesbian that walks around the house wearing nothing but a strap on.

My roommate is a horned bull. I can’t have any friends over.

I was bent over cleaning behind the couch when my horned bull said it was playtime.

I used to only date lipsticks but now I’m more attracted to horned bulls.

by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2018