A violently and explosively released, compacted turd the size of an Egg Plant. Generally, large and bulbous at the initial release and tapered at the pinch.
Carl had been cramping all afternoon. He feared a massive shit. He finally went to the restroom and forced out the biggest Egg Plant Turd he has ever seen and felt. His bung was stretched but was relieved.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015
Masturbation after a hearty Thanksgiving meal. Typically performed on the toilet whilst taking that infamous Thanksgiving afternoon dump.
by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2017
A House Slipper refers to a residential contractor, hired hand, maid, domestic services provider or the actual owner or renter of a residential home that willingly avails themselves to sex and sexual favors. The more commonly known contractor House Slippers are maids, the nanny, the pool boy or the cable television installer.
The term House Slipper only applies to a residential setting and is derived from the traditional definition of a Slipper which is a person who is always open to sex, without fail, because they normally slip between partners and will get it on with many people.
In instances when the House Slipper is a contractor, they will provide sex or sexual favors on the owner or renter in return for the owner or renter providing them with additional cash, discretionary tips, special gifts or other considerations.
In instances when the owner or renter is the House Slipper, they will provide sex or sexual favors on the contractor in order to induce the contractor to provide the owner with free or reduced costs for the services, extra services at no charge or other free considerations.
The term House Slipper only applies to a residential setting and is derived from the traditional definition of a Slipper which is a person who is always open to sex, without fail, because they normally slip between partners and will get it on with many people.
In instances when the House Slipper is a contractor, they will provide sex or sexual favors on the owner or renter in return for the owner or renter providing them with additional cash, discretionary tips, special gifts or other considerations.
In instances when the owner or renter is the House Slipper, they will provide sex or sexual favors on the contractor in order to induce the contractor to provide the owner with free or reduced costs for the services, extra services at no charge or other free considerations.
Frank: So Gary, how is the new maid service that you hired? Do they do a good job? I am thinking about hiring a cleaning service. I need the help.
Gary: I highly recommend them Broooo! They clean more than just the floors and sinks.
Frank: How so?
Gary: Let's just say that one of the two maids is a nice House Slipper! She Services me and the upstairs while the other maid works downstairs. For an extra $20 tip, my pole shines just like the bathroom mirrors.
Frank: Sweeeet! Give me the number. I am hiring them today!
Gary: I highly recommend them Broooo! They clean more than just the floors and sinks.
Frank: How so?
Gary: Let's just say that one of the two maids is a nice House Slipper! She Services me and the upstairs while the other maid works downstairs. For an extra $20 tip, my pole shines just like the bathroom mirrors.
Frank: Sweeeet! Give me the number. I am hiring them today!
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2014
Rachel put on a furry glove last night has gave me a handy. It was incredible. She’s a weenie genie.
Dude your mom’s hands are so soft they are like butter stroking my knob. She’s a weenie genie.
Dude your mom’s hands are so soft they are like butter stroking my knob. She’s a weenie genie.
by Eaton Holgoode November 04, 2017
Reference to a tight, snug bodily orifice penetrated during sexual intercourse. Namely the vagina or the anus.
Not only did her sweet little pussy taste good, it was one tight sleeve.
I came home blasted last night and my roommate put it to me in my tight sleeve.
Rachel likes it in her tight sleeve. Which one? Both braaaaaaahhh!!!
I came home blasted last night and my roommate put it to me in my tight sleeve.
Rachel likes it in her tight sleeve. Which one? Both braaaaaaahhh!!!
by Eaton Holgoode March 08, 2018
To stick a wet, moist Kleenex tissue used to wipe up cum onto someone's wall. Texas Wallpaper is similar to that of a traditional Tissue Swipe except that in the case of Texas Wallpaper, the tissue that is used to wipe up semen and/or vaginal juices after masturbation, a handjob or after vaginal or anal coitus, one sticks the tissue to the wall. It is imperative that the tissue still be moist or in a semi-moist state in order to stick. The allure of the Texas Wallpaper is the ability to create a wonderful display and conversation piece of multiple tissues with each tissue having its own unique story to tell. Sexual frequency clearly determines one's ability to decorate effectively with Texas Wallpaper. Texas Wallpaper was recently featured on Do It Yourself Network.
Stan blew his wet, steamy load on his girlfriend April's chest. After grabbing a tissue and wiping off his man load, Stan quickly selected a nice spot and plastered up some Texas Wallpaper. April's wall was beginning to look like a tissue paper covered float in the Texas Cavaliers River Parade.
by Eaton Holgoode March 19, 2015
Extremely dense and coarse hair around the anus. Individuals with Buff Gruff have difficulty with cleanliness and suffer from dingleberrys.
Jeb was completely turned off when he got a look at his girlfriend's Buff Gruff for the first time. There was enough hair around the oring to knit a posh sweater. So he sent her a waxing.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015