Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Flanks
Flanks by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015
Tender Flanks
Carla and her boyfriend pulled an all night sex marathon and she ended up with the worst case of Tender Flanks she had ever had. Could barely walk.
Tender Flanks by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015
Sex Marathon
Continuous sexual activity of any nature that is performed over the course of several hours. Even several days. To be a marathon, only short breaks in sex play activity like short sleep breaks, a power nap, a food break, bathroom break or fluid wipe ups are permitted. Sexual marathons often result in extremely sore genetalia.
Sex Marathon by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015
Backyard Boxing
Giving your mate a vigorous fisting. Typically involves lubricating both left and right fists and respective forearms then punching both fists into that ass like Floyd Mayweather on a gym punching bag.
After lubing up his fists, Armondo did a little backyard boxing on Sonja's tight little brown winker. By round three, Sonja came with a TKO.
Backyard Boxing by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015
Bungee Brothers
When a group of uncut males get together to purposely pull and tug on each other's foreskins to see who's will stretch the furthest.
Frank remained the champion of his Bungee Brothers. His buddy was able to tug and stretch his foreskin a full four inches.
Bungee Brothers by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2015
Cinch Knot
Carl's new girlfriend liked a little anal play. Carl couldn't wait to get home from work and get balls deep in her Cinch Knot.
Cinch Knot by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2015
Twat Rotten
What's with the smell in this locker room? It's fuckin Twat Rotten in here. Smells like an infected tunapuss back here.
Twat Rotten by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2015