To wipe and clean up ejaculate from one's face, breasts, neck, chin, stomach, low back or bung hole post sexual activity.
Carl hosted a bukkake for his girlfriend Sharlene. After taking hot load after hot load, she was left a quivery, spooge covered mess on the living room floor. The last guy to blow handed her a bath towel to deglaze and told her to get ready for another round.
by Eaton Holgoode June 08, 2015
The onset case of the beer squirts encountered after a hard night of partying at your local Irish tavern.
Are we still playing golf today?
Can't make it. Not well. Got the Dublin Dribbles.
Why the hell did you drink so much ya ass!
Can't make it. Not well. Got the Dublin Dribbles.
Why the hell did you drink so much ya ass!
by Eaton Holgoode August 12, 2016
The cloth, towel, rag, tissue or even a sock that is used to wipe up post coitus or masturbation cum and love juices. Generally kept in the nightstand or under the bed.
Pass me the happy wipe from under the bed. I need to wipe your spunk off my face before it dries.
Mom: Why are little Johnny's socks always so stiff?
Sister: Because he's using them as a happy wipe now instead of my panties.
Mom: Why are little Johnny's socks always so stiff?
Sister: Because he's using them as a happy wipe now instead of my panties.
by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017
Rachel and I went for a skinny dip in the hotel pool and I ended up getting a water bob.
I was relaxing in the hot tub at my grandma’s neighborhood clubhouse when an old lady joined me and gave me a toothless water bob.
I was relaxing in the hot tub at my grandma’s neighborhood clubhouse when an old lady joined me and gave me a toothless water bob.
by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018
When you wake up in the morning and your mouth tastes and smells like you’ve been sucking sweaty cock and balls all night long. May or may not actually be from sucking cock and balls all night.
Dude go brush your teeth. You got hooker’s mouth.
I went to kiss Rachel this morning. She sucked my knob all night last night so she had the hooker’s mouth.
My breath smells like hooker’s mouth. I need some Scope.
I went to kiss Rachel this morning. She sucked my knob all night last night so she had the hooker’s mouth.
My breath smells like hooker’s mouth. I need some Scope.
by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode June 02, 2018
“Material” used to enhance the enjoyment of rubbing one out. May be old fashioned porn mags, online porn, pics/images or just a good old filthy, vivid imagination aka spank bank.
I racked up an online porn Bill this month. I need to cut back on the costly rubterial and just scroll though instagram.
I used photos of the milf next door for rubterial.
I used photos of the milf next door for rubterial.
by Eaton Holgoode December 05, 2018