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Bungion

A ripe smelling bunghole. Typically smelling of picked onions which is a general amalgam created by Gusset Vinegar and Moose Jelly.
Dan: Dude WTF is that smell? Smells like someone just shit a jar of pickled onions.
Bob: That's my Bungion you smell Braahhhhh! Just worked out and guess I didn't wipe too good earlier.
Dan: You need to shower Broooohh. I'm gagging on that ripe.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015
mugGet the Bungionmug.

Clamembert

When her pretty little clam is as moist, soft and creamy as an exquisite Camembert cheese.
I shoved two fingers in her clamembert last night. Like liquid velvet down there.

Rachel’s shaved box is a fine serving if exquisite clamembert if I must say.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
mugGet the Clamembertmug.

Mustard Gut

Quick pull the car over at the next gas station. I got the mustard gut and about to shart my pants.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2016
mugGet the Mustard Gutmug.

Vienna Fingers

Vienna Fingers is the sexual act of female receiving a fingerbang from a male or female partner. The hallmark of Vienna Fingers is that the fingerbanging is performed by someone of Austrian descent.
Susie finally hooked up with the new exchange student at her school from Vienna, Austria. After a few dates, she finally let him give her the Vienna Fingers.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014
mugGet the Vienna Fingersmug.

Lobster Roll

A fat, girthy, engorged penis that is consticted by a cock ring, band or other device turning the knob a deep, dark shade of red.
Roger turned on the porn and grabbed his lube for a quick wank after he had donned his cock ring and stiffened up a lobster roll.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015
mugGet the Lobster Rollmug.

Pork Fingers

An individual with extremely fat, round fingers. Like little pork loins. Typically disproportional in size to the hand itself.
I know Roger has freakish hands with those pork fingers. But I let him finger my bum last night and I must say that felt great and the girth did leave me with a gape.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
mugGet the Pork Fingersmug.

Toilet Plume

A phenomenon caused when the toilet is flushed after a massive shit. The flush creates a plume of bits of fecal matter that blast into the air in an aerosol form. These fine, invisible traces of fecal matter plume outwards and land on surrounding surfaces like handles, toilet rim, etc. In a full house, busy bathroom , the flushing plumes can also disburse fecal bits into the eyes, nose and mouth.
That was one busy shithouse in there braaaaahhh. Every stall was full and asses were exploding. Yea broooohhh. Think of the toilet plumes and how much fecal matter your just took in.
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
mugGet the Toilet Plumemug.

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