Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Fisherman’s Knob
A penis that has not been washed for days and after multiple sexual encounters with various women with questionable hygienic standards.
After being strung out for over two weeks, Carl finally sobered up to find his penis stuck to his inner thigh and the repugnant odor of a fisherman’s knob.
Fisherman’s Knob by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
Dandi-Balls
Walking around with your scrotum hanging out and intentionally exposed. Usually through an open fly.
During rush week, several frats required dandi-balls of their pledges.
I was so drunk last night at the Christmas party I walked around with dandi-balls. I have a meeting at 2 pm today with Human Resources. Wonder what that’s about?
I was so drunk last night at the Christmas party I walked around with dandi-balls. I have a meeting at 2 pm today with Human Resources. Wonder what that’s about?
Dandi-Balls by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
Sack Blasted
To receive and take a copious amount of male ejaculate. To lovingly take that nut custard like a boss.
Steve got home from work and had been working up a nut all day cause he sack blasted all over my chin.
Rachel got sack blasted last night.
Rachel got sack blasted last night.
Sack Blasted by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
Cherry-Poppins
Having sex with your nanny or babysitter.
A euphemistic reference to the timeless classic film of nanny Mary Poppins.
A euphemistic reference to the timeless classic film of nanny Mary Poppins.
I’m getting a divorce. Found out my husband is doing a Cherry-Poppins.
Growing up I always got a little cherry-poppins on mom and dad’s date night.
Growing up I always got a little cherry-poppins on mom and dad’s date night.
Cherry-Poppins by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
Goldstick
A massive, large, girthy penis. It’s like she discovers gold the first time she lays eyes on it and realizes what she’s about to receive.
He dropped his boxers and he was packing a goldstick. I thought he would split me in half.
Carlos is packing a goldstick. Believe me. I’m still walking bow legged.
Carlos is packing a goldstick. Believe me. I’m still walking bow legged.
Goldstick by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
Goldstick Pull
Goldstick Pull by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
Rectal Dilator
A sexual device, like a butt plug, used to loosen, open, relax and stimulate the anal sphincter muscle. Ideal for those into gaping.
Also may refer to a person that packs such a massive cock that they leave one’s anus pulverized and wide open after anal sex.
Also may refer to a person that packs such a massive cock that they leave one’s anus pulverized and wide open after anal sex.
Rachel and I went to the adult shop last night and I bought her a 12x6 rectal dilator. She was gaping so good I was able to fist her.
Francisco took me home last night and we had sex for the first time. Let’s just say he’s a rectal dilator like no other. I’m sore.
Francisco took me home last night and we had sex for the first time. Let’s just say he’s a rectal dilator like no other. I’m sore.
Rectal Dilator by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018