Eaton Holgoode's definitions
When you skip out of work on an afternoon break and tea bag a homeless vagrant for $5 in beer money.
Carl you are late again from your afternoon break. This cannot continue.
I'm sorry. I had Sarasota High Tea this afternoon and it took a little longer than expected. The dude had no teeth so it felt really good.
Ok well that's a legitimate reason. I won't write you up.
I'm sorry. I had Sarasota High Tea this afternoon and it took a little longer than expected. The dude had no teeth so it felt really good.
Ok well that's a legitimate reason. I won't write you up.
by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015
Get the Sarasota High Teamug. A gaping pussy. Typically, post coitus with an endowed partner or large sexual device. May also pop the clam from fisting.
Rachel got out her hand mirror to look at her gaping popped Clam after Tyrone beat her guts for over an hour.
by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2019
Get the Popped Clammug. Similar to a cream pie. A hot, thick load of male semen dripping from a well fucked vagina aka gutter
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
Get the Gutter Snotmug. Her pubic thatch was so thick and Sasquatch like it took her forever to clean the nut I busted out of it.
by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018
Get the Pubic Thatchmug. Alright mutha fuckers who busted cheese? Nasty ass.
I just busted cheese in here so watch out. It’s thick.
This car reeks of busted cheese. So gross.
I just busted cheese in here so watch out. It’s thick.
This car reeks of busted cheese. So gross.
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018
Get the Busted Cheesemug. When a dudes balls are ripe with a repugnant, ripe cheese smell. Often due to poor hygiene and sweat.
I went down to give him the best head of his life but gagged on his cheezyballs.
I just scratched my sack and now my fingers reek of cheezyballs.
I just scratched my sack and now my fingers reek of cheezyballs.
by Eaton Holgoode November 3, 2017
Get the Cheezyballsmug. Another name for a Moist Flapper. A nasty, wet sounding fart that creates a noticeable flapping sound made by one's anal sphincter when releasing flatulence aka gas. The flapping sound is most often, but not always, caused by the presence of wet gas or loose stool or from the occurrence of a shart. Sometimes, the flap is simply caused by the sheer force of the gaseous expulsion.
Feeling a little irregularity in his digestive system, Carl found himself rushing from his sales meeting to relieve himself of his explosive Flapulence in the executive washroom. After release, he gave himself a quick courtesy wipe just make sure he didn't get any Moose Jelly or skid marks in his grunders.
by Eaton Holgoode September 19, 2015
Get the Flapulencemug.