When your girl let's herself go and fails to tend her garden and her pussy requires you to do some mandatory trimming.
by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017
The smell of sex that lingers in the air, on your mustache, on your fingers and on your stink dink after having an affair with a lover or an interlude with a dirty prostitute. Whore's Scent is known to linger for days and is, other than stupidity, what will get a cheating lover caught. A woman can smell Whore's Scent a mile away.
As soon as Joe walked in the door after work, his wife Carla could smell the Whore's Scent. After confronting Joe, he finally had to fess up that he had stopped through the hood on the way home and picked up a streetwalking crack whore for a quick fisting.
by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015
Unable to shit despite sitting on the crapper for an extender period of time. Usually accompanied by anal contractions.
by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2018
The condition whereby one experiences massive gastrointestinal explosions of gas and liqui-shit after consuming too much food from Taco Bell.
John made a run for the border with a late night Taco Bell visit. He paid the price the next day when the 4 bean burritos he ate came back out as Border Batter.
by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2009
Is a continued feeling of orifice openness that occurs after having a date with a partner involving willing and consensual anal or vaginal sex. Date Gape is the desirable feeling that one's arse or vagina is still open, throbbing and gaping after having ass wrecking and vajayjay pounding sex leaving one wide open and filled with pleasure. Date Gape can last up to 24-48 hours post coital activity.
After a wonderful evening out with her blind date, Tonya invited Blair back to her apartment. After some friendly foreplay, they went to the bedroom and engaged in several hours of anal and vaginal sex. Blair later went home and left Tonya in a euphoric state with Date Gape.
by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2015
My boyfriend’s onion sak fucking stinks.
I just worked out for an hour and now I got onion sak.
Whew I just scratched my ballz and my fingers smell of onion sak.
I just worked out for an hour and now I got onion sak.
Whew I just scratched my ballz and my fingers smell of onion sak.
by Eaton Holgoode December 29, 2017
Taking a shit but only burning drops of liquid feces are expelled. They sting the sphincter so bad that you grab the handicap bars, grimace with pain, clench your teeth and wish someone would shove an ice cube up your ass just to cool it down. If you didn't know better, you'd think hot lava was pouring from your bung.
Carl partied all night and then made a trip to Taco Hell. He suffered the next morning with the porcelain drips.
by Eaton Holgoode March 01, 2017