Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Mud Bucket

When your ass is exploding non-stop with the most vile, wet and heinous diarrhea.

Braaaaaahhh I got mud bucket. I haven't been able to leave the house. It just keeps coming.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Gak Snapple and Pop

The sound you hear your mom made when she finds and grabs your tube sock you've been nutting in aka Gak Towel and it's hard and crunchy. May even drop some jizz dust and flakes.

When little Jonnie's mom picked up the tube sock under his bed it when Gak Snapple and Pop. He was cold busted.

by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2017

Drip Stain

A small spot of dried semen or vaginal juice. Usually found on the bed sheets.

Kyle knew it was time to wash his bed linens when there were multiple drip stains.

by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2015

Brisket Fart

Loud, beefy flatulence. May have a slight sound of wet.

I just dropped a brisket fart in the cafeteria line. Check em out down wind.

by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2018

Polish the War Helmet

A colloquial expression for Male Masturbation.

I’m going to the bathroom so I can polish the war helmet.

I’ve got blue balls so must polish the war helmet.

My uncle likes to watch me polish the war helmet for some reason.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Blue Worm

An engorged and raging male erection characterized by distended, pulsating blue veins. Known for being exceptionally rigid.

My blue worm is on braaaaahhhh. Gotta rub it out.

by Eaton Holgoode December 6, 2017

Penetranus

Penetration of the anus. Sexual penetration of the anus with the penis, finger(s), fist, foot or sex device.

Roger's girlfriend was lubed and spread on the bed when he got home. It was obvious to him that she was quite ready for a little penetranus.

by Eaton Holgoode December 4, 2015