Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Meat Cleavered
To receive an excruciatingly painful blowjob from a bitch that uses way more teeth than lip action. Usually occurs when the female is drunk or simply from inexperience.
Roger's girlfriend came home so smashed from her girls night out that she meat cleavered his cock instead of her usual skillful dome when she engulfed his raging knob.
Meat Cleavered by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
Stank Baiting
When a female fingers herself then places said wet and moistened fingers on her lover's lips and nose to entice their lover to do a little fishing in the tuna boat aka cunnilingus or oral sex.
Carl was not responding to Sharon's bumps and grinds so she fingered herself good and did a little stank baiting. Carl couldn't resist her fragrance and immediately buried his face in her wet snatch.
Stank Baiting by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
Dab Towel
A cum rag. Any material used to wipe up semen and vaginal juice after sex. Can be a sock, underwear, curtain, sheet or cloth.
After busting his nut, Dana cleaned up her boyfriend's goo by using the end of the new curtains her mom had just installed as a dab towel.
Dab Towel by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
Ripped Stem to Stern
A colloquial expression refer in to pillaging anal sex that, while still pleasurable, is akin to feeling as if your rectum is being split open and in half from the base of the spine all the way to the sternum.
Although Drake's girthy man meat made her feel like she was being ripped stem to stern, Sandy begged for more.
Ripped Stem to Stern by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
Pole Juice
The frothy amalgam of semen and vaginal juices that run down the male shaft and often coagulate at the base during sexual intercourse.
Stan and Linda's lunchtime quickie resulted in quite the accumulation of pole juice. So much so Stan needed to shower before heading back to the office.
Pole Juice by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
Mount and Balance
1. To engage in sexual intercourse in a non-traditional location or position whereby great care, skill and balance is required to avoid falling, twisting or otherwise resulting in bodily injury.
2. A mechanical term used to refer to the installation of vehicle tires onto wheel rims and weight balancing the wheel for even tread wear.
2. A mechanical term used to refer to the installation of vehicle tires onto wheel rims and weight balancing the wheel for even tread wear.
1. Dan and Carla spiced up their lovemaking by having sex on the roof of their neighbors house. They were able to get off without injury with a successful mount and balance.
2. Frank bough some new shoes for his ride and made sure he paid extra for the mount and balance.
2. Frank bough some new shoes for his ride and made sure he paid extra for the mount and balance.
Mount and Balance by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
Mole Farming
Mole Farming by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015