New England Boiled Dinner

After a nice long, hot, steamy, naked soak in the hot tub with your lover, you stand up gingerly stuff your loose and dangling balls and man sack into your partner's eager mouth.
Carl's hot tub party turned wild once the three couple hot tub soak turned into a New England Boiled Dinner.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015
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Wring My Gooseneck

A colloquial way to reference an old fashioned tug job on a flaccid penis until it becomes engorged and busts a heavy cum rope.
Rachel’s going to wring my goose neck tonight. I can’t wait to get home. Gonna rope her up good. Muh ballz are full.

You mum said she would wring my gooseneck tonight as soon as you are asleep. Go to bed braaahhhhh!!!
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
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Turkey Day Gobbler

When you get a blow job to completion by your partner on Thanksgiving.
Rachel took every drop this year when I got my turkey day gobbler.
by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018
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Open the Bakery

To take a shit. Primarily used to express one's need to defecate in a polite and courteous manner. May also be stated as opening the bakery for business.
Mexican was not the best idea for lunch today. I am going to need to open the bakery within the hour.

Let's take a quick break from the meeting if we can. I need to open the bakery for business. Let's start again in about 10 minutes.
by Eaton Holgoode August 18, 2016
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Itchy Man Bits

When ya balls is all itchy and/or chaffing.
Come over here and scratch my itchy man bits.

My itchy man bits are so sore.
by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018
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Sag Bagging

When one experiences an exceptionally dangly and drooping scrotal sack.
Dude I can't run any more. This heat and moisture has me sag bagging and my nuts keep hitting my thighs.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016
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Back Chuff

The back pussy aka the anus, rectum, bunghole.

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Her chuff was way too loose so I flipped her over and pounded her back chuff instead.

Rachel likes it in her back chuff.
by Eaton Holgoode June 07, 2018
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