Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Tube Flicker 

A female that masturbates on camera. Usually as a secondary source of income to support a drug habit.

Rachel is a tube flicker when she gets home from her job at Walmart.

Tube Flicker by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018

Power Bean 

A dominant lesbian. May or may not be of the masculine variety.

Leslie is a power bean. Her wife Ashleigh loves to be submissive.

Power Bean by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018

Water Bob 

To receive fellatio in a body of water such as a pool, hot tub or ocean.

Rachel and I went for a skinny dip in the hotel pool and I ended up getting a water bob.

I was relaxing in the hot tub at my grandma’s neighborhood clubhouse when an old lady joined me and gave me a toothless water bob.

Water Bob by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018

Hatchback Snatch 

When she got no panties on and you bend her over and hike up her skirt, like the hatchback of a 1974 Gremlin, and drive it home for a pounding ride.

She may be a little rusty and an old model, but Rachel is still good for a little hatchback Snatch and pretty much anyone can take her for a test drive.

Hatchback Snatch by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2018

Beef Truffles 

A massive, beefy shit one takes after engorging on Brazilian red meats at a Brazilian steakhouse. Hallmarked by the accompanying beefy farts.

I ate so much meat at the Brazilian steakhouse last night at our company party that I was dropping beef truffles at 35,000 ft on my flight home. The pilot almost had to drop the oxygen masks for passenger relief.

Beef Truffles by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2018

Hugging the Bucket 

Experiencing the most vile and wretched hangover whereby you are predisposed to spending hours in the bathroom clinging to the toilet heaving all but your internal organs out repeatedly into the bowl.

Where’s Sam? He was out all night partying. He’s in the shitter hugging the bucket. Been in there for about 4 hours now. You should hear him any minute heaving out another round.

Hugging the Bucket by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2018

Gootensils 

Sexual devices, toys and utensils used to induce orgasm during sex or masturbation. For example, a butt plug, a dildo, etc.

Rachel came over and opened up a bag of vibrators. She had quite the collection of gootensils for us to play with.

I have four different sized gootensils that I shove up my ass to hit the prostate when I rub one out.

Gootensils by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018