When a dude intentionally builds up as much semen aka nut as possible and refuses to ejaculate until the right time and perhaps all over the right person with a copious amount of man goo.
I haven’t wanked for over three weeks. I’ve been squirrelin’ a nut. Rachel’s coming over later and she’s about to get a facial like never before. My sack is so nut heavy it’ll be like a one man bukkake.
I finally blew after squirrelin’ a nut for two weeks. I think I clogged the shower drain.
I finally blew after squirrelin’ a nut for two weeks. I think I clogged the shower drain.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
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Discovering a find of vein cheese is akin to discovering a hoard of fresh truffles.
Discovering a find of vein cheese is akin to discovering a hoard of fresh truffles.
As we relaxed along the shoreline, frolicking and drinking a vintage Cabernet, she reached and exposed my throbbing member. Freeing it to the open and fresh sea air, she moistened her waiting lips and leaned down to delectably swallow my bell. To her wonderful surprise, she peeled back the foreskin to reveal a trove of fresh vein cheese, ripe and ready. She scooped it with her trembling finger and smeared it upon a cracker from our basket. I could see it was ripe and tangy from the puckering of her cheeks. She complimented the flavor with a sip of her wine then commenced to copulate my shaft until a glorious rope of skeet trickled down her chin.
by Eaton Holgoode February 01, 2018
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I was all up in her last night braaaahhh and then finished her off with a ginger smack. How were the cheeks? Pretty n pink braaaaaahh. Pretty n pink.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017
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by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017
Get the Ass Tater mug.When a male makes the mistake of thinking that rubbing Ben Gay or Icy Hot ointment on their genitals for lube and stimulation is a good idea. The end result is an excruciating hit, painful burn that lasts for hours along with notable regret.
I had to go to the ER last night. Braaaaahhh. I ran out of lube so I wanked with Icy Hot. Felt great at first until the burn set in and I was full on fire baller.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017
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Hey braaaahhhh. Did you hit Rachel’s shit good last night?
Yea brooooohh. I hit it but she gots the pump stank. She’s a dirty ass ho.
Yea brooooohh. I hit it but she gots the pump stank. She’s a dirty ass ho.
by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2018
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