Fresh Cracked Eggs

Busting an early morning nut. Laying your jizz ropes all over yourself, the bed or your partner through sex or masturbation.

She wanted some fresh cracked eggs so I roped her titties up good.

by Eaton Holgoode February 02, 2018

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Brimming

To have one or more bodily orifices, vaginal, anal or oral, filled with fluid, semen, sexual organs or devices. To be made full and plugged to the point of ecstasy.

Example 1: Carl's girlfriend is such a slut. She loves a good bukkake whereby every hole she has is left Brimming with cum.
Example 2: Roger invited two of his buddies over and gave Carla a thorough pounding. She was plugged in every orifice and she was Brimming with man meat.
Example 3: Carla was a alone and horny. She surfed internet porn while she used several Diddledos including a cucumber, a broom handle and floppy cyber skin cock to fill her love holes and spent an hour Brimming herself online.

by Eaton Holgoode May 07, 2015

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Rusty Dog

The male penis after raw dogging anal sex with a less than clean partner.

Rachel gave me a rusty dog last night. Had to shower it off.

That fast prostitute left me with one thick rusty dog.

Despite the pre-sex enema, I still got a rusty dog.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018

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Stinky Stinger

When your girl unexpectedly shoves her dry, bony finger up your asshole while giving you a blow job.

Rachel gave me a stinky stinger last night. She milked my prostate good.

by Eaton Holgoode October 12, 2018

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Pound Meat

Reference to male masturbation or to sexual intercourse of the vaginal or anal variety.

My room mate likes to hang in his room and pound meat.

Our son sure takes a long time defecsting. Defecating? He’s not taking a shit. He’s in there to pound meat.

Rachel is coming over for the night and I’m going to pound meat.

by Eaton Holgoode February 06, 2018

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