Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Lemon Skeet

When you bust a nut (skeet) so hard as you jizz your face looks like you are sucking on a mouthful of lemons.

Roger did a lemon skeet last night.

I was watching myself fap in the mirror. I couldn’t believe I did a lemon skeet.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Musty Basement

A mungy, sweaty, dirty ass and bunghole.

Baby go wash dat ass. You gots a musty basement. Stank ass bitch.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015

Wet Slug

A wet, ejaculate covered flaccid penis, post sexual intercourse.

Roger's girlfriend continued to pull on his wet slug but he was spent and couldn't get it hard again.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Winter Onions

Winter Onions are a set of balls that are shriveled in a taut scrotum. Primarily due to the cold.

The opposite of Summer Onions which are a saggy, dangly, sweaty set of balls. Primarily due to heat.

My winter onions are like a tanned piece of leather. It’s cold. I’ve never felt them so taut.

by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2018

Diddle Skin

The female clitoris.

My fingers hurt from working my diddle skin last night.

Rachel’s diddle skin is like a nub when she’s engorged.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018

Sea-Bagging

Tea bagging your girl with a salty, tangy scrotum after you have been swimming and frolicking in the ocean.

Rachel and I went behind the dunes and I did a little sea-bagging.

Although my scrotum was taut from the seawater, I still managed to give her a sea-bagging she would never forget.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Bulldoggin’

When you eating out her ass in a ravenous manner and tounge punching the ring it makes her moan and growl like a bulldog in heat.

I was bulldoggin’ Rachel last night. She was so loud the neighbors called animal control.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018