Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Nut Heavy 

A condition whereby excessive semen has been built up by a dude and the scrotum is aching to bust a load of nut.

Two broken wrists has left me quite but heavy.

Rachel’s gonna milk my prostate tonight cause she knows I’m nut heavy and need to empty the sack.

Nut Heavy by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Squirrelin’ a Nut

When a dude intentionally builds up as much semen aka nut as possible and refuses to ejaculate until the right time and perhaps all over the right person with a copious amount of man goo.

I haven’t wanked for over three weeks. I’ve been squirrelin’ a nut. Rachel’s coming over later and she’s about to get a facial like never before. My sack is so nut heavy it’ll be like a one man bukkake.

I finally blew after squirrelin’ a nut for two weeks. I think I clogged the shower drain.

Squirrelin’ a Nut by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Wedding Glove 

A Virgin’s pussy on her wedding night.

I cleaned up my wedding glove real nice for him.

I’ll be in her weddding glove before we get to the hotel.

Wedding Glove by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Soft Knobber

Giving a blow job aka knobber to a dude with a flaccid penis.

I had the worst whiskey dick last night so she gave me an incredible soft knobber.

Soft Knobber by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Cactus Cracked 

Anal sex without lubricant. Akin to getting your rectum violated by a long, skinny canctus.

He took my booty to pound town last night without lube. I got cactus cracked.

I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!

Cactus Cracked by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Pounding Down

Sexual intercourse. Usually the vigorous, loud and sweaty type.

We were pounding down on the back seat when a cop walked up.

I was pounding down on her booty when her dad walked in on us.

She likes pounding down on the shower so our water bill is always high.

Pounding Down by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Dangly Pintos 

A saggy set of male testicles.

I drug my dangly Pintos across her forehead.

She was chokin on my dangly Pintos.

I need to wash my dangly pintos after that workout.

Dangly Pintos by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019