Member Mingle

When your girl continues to fondle your cock and balls with loving care and affection post coitus.

I nutted up Charleen real good last night after which he gave me a nice member mingle for about 20 minutes till I passed out.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

Orca Bean

An extremely large, swollen and engorged clitoris.

Momma was so horny she worked up one hell of an Orca Bean before rubbing it out.

by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015

Yule Logging

Taking that massive post Christmas eating binge dump.

I’ll be yule logging after Christmas dinner.

All that egg nog made my Yule logging experience a little wet.

by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2017

Chicken Skin Dust Mask

The Chicken Skin Dust Mask is performed when a male takes his scrotum and stretches it with this left and right hands by pulling it from side to side stretching it out flat to resemble a mask. A loose, warm scrotum works best and should not be performed if suffering from jerky sack. The male then kneels over his female partner's face and places the stretched scrotum over her mouth and nose for mutual enjoyment.

Toby's girlfriend is into some kink yo! She loves getting a Chicken Skin Dust Mask now and then.

by Eaton Holgoode June 22, 2009

Cheese Skin

When your ballsack has a ripe, cheesy, sweaty aroma. Transfers easily to the fingers when giving the balls a good scratch or adjustment.

Dude go take a shower. I smell your cheese skin.

My fingers stink from my cheese skin.

My girl loves the taste of my DL cheese skin so don’t showe for a at least a week to get em good and ripe.

by Eaton Holgoode December 04, 2017

Peneprobe

Any device or apparatus used to penetrate a bodily orifice for purposes of probing in a sexually gratifying manner.

I was bent over in the kitchen and the next thing I know my husband gave me a rectal peneprobe with a soup spoon.

I discovered a whole new world when I have myself a peneprobe with my electric toothbrush.

by Eaton Holgoode May 04, 2018

Meat Schtickle

A small penis.

Barry has a meat schtickle.

I was disappointed with his meat schtickle.

He sent me a dick pic. It was a meat schtickle.

by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017