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The act of being Joey Jabbed by someone with a flaccid penis. The Flaccid Joey is much more versitle in delivering the Joey Jab whether it is intentional or unintentional.
While at work, Wanda stopped by the break room and bent over to pick up a quarter that someone had dropped. Roger saw this as an opportunity to give her The Flaccid Joey and briskly walked past her.
by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2013
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When you experience an unexpected release of wet gas and spew a little brown shat spray on your partners face while they are performing a little rimming/analingus on your leather donut.

During this unfortunate or fortunate (however you look at it) incident, the wet fecal matter is sprayed upon your partner's face creating a brown freckle pattern.
I got rimmed last night braaahh. Felt great till a felt a little pressure. I tried to hold it in but I gave Rachel the freckler. She looked like a ginger girl with all them freckles.
by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017
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After an explosive, wet dump, that wet greasy feeling between the butt cheeks that simply put, cannot be wiped away.
I’m all itchy down there now with a touch of the greasies.

That curry dinner was fantastic. Only draw back is this onset case of the greasies.

Two rolled down and I still got the greasies.
by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2017
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Slang for the Labia. The pussy.
Carl couldn't wait to get him and see his girlfriend and pound the lab.
by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
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Wet pussy in the morning. Woke, wet and ready.
Rachel did the morning grind on my leg and I could feel the mornin’ dew. So I hit it good. She was late to work.
by Eaton Holgoode May 08, 2018
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When two individuals masturbate with each other at the same time.
My roommate and I were watching porn and ended up doing the mutual.

I heard the guy in the stall next to me rubbing one out so joined in with the mutual.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
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A move made famous in the movie Dumb and Dumber To. Harry and Lloyd attend a party at a science convention. They do not realize the drinks are free, so they walk around taking half-consumed beverages and combine them into a glass as a full drink. They stick their hands into their nasty assholes and then swipe their ass juice around the rims of their glasses. They then proceed to tell a convention worker that the beverages are bad and they have her smell and inhale their ass stank to get new, fresh drinks. They refer to this action as The Old Stinkeroo.
Harry and Lloyd are so dumb they performed The Old Stinkeroo when the drinks were free any way.
by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015
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