Hop Squats

A bad case of the shits. Has you hopping to the shitter or from one shitter to the next all day long.

Usually induced by excessive drinking or food poisoning. Occasionally the flu.
After watching football and partying on Saturday and Sunday, I had the hop squats on Monday at work. I was in the shitter every hour on the hour.

That fish I ate smelled like a two dollar whore. I shouldn’t have eaten it cause I have had the hop squats ever since and had to call in sick to work.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
Get the Hop Squats mug.

Jewel Bag

My jewel bag is so smooth when it’s shorn.
by Eaton Holgoode January 09, 2019
Get the Jewel Bag mug.

Pork Twister

When a fat girl gives you a double fisted twisting hand job until you nut all over them sausage fingers.
I took that girl home from the bar last night. You mean that fat chick? Yea braaaaahhh. She gave me the best pork Twister I’ve had yet.
by Eaton Holgoode October 17, 2018
Get the Pork Twister mug.

Panty Whacker

A male with an obsessive panty fetish and can only get off wanking with panties. Prefers used and dirty panties over new.

Gets off by jerking himself while stroking with a pair of panties, or wanking into a pair, sniffing a pair, shoving a pair in his mouth or looking at panty porn.

Typically is a known panty thief and steals panties from retail stores, public laundry facilities or when visiting someone’s home.

Usually in possession of one or more pairs of panties at any given time and is usually wearing a pair.
Jon is a panty whacker. His perversion has taken over his life. He wears panties 27/4 and masturbates 6-8 times a day using both silk and cotton panties to stimulate himself.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
Get the Panty Whacker mug.

Mop Cunt

An extremely hairy pussy that, when wet, looks like a old saggy sloppy wet janitor's mop head.
Braaaaaahh. I pulled down them panties and whohhh! I was staring at a mop cunt.
by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017
Get the Mop Cunt mug.

Diddle Dew

Pussy juice. When she makes that pussy so wet from diddling herself that it’s dripping down her legs.
I could see the diddle dew glistensing on her inner thighs.

I went down on her and slurped up her sweet diddle dew.
by Eaton Holgoode December 01, 2017
Get the Diddle Dew mug.

Grundle Leech

A sexual deviant that suffers from a taint fetish and when engaged in sexual activity, latches hold and spends an inordinate amount of time stimulating the grundle area of their partner.
I'm not going out with Carl again. All I wanted was a little oral action when we got home and he turned out to be a Grundle Leech.
by Eaton Holgoode November 03, 2015
Get the Grundle Leech mug.