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The act of being Joey Jabbed by someone with a flaccid penis. The Flaccid Joey is much more versitle in delivering the Joey Jab whether it is intentional or unintentional.

When you experience an unexpected release of wet gas and spew a little brown shat spray on your partners face while they are performing a little rimming/analingus on your leather donut.

During this unfortunate or fortunate (however you look at it) incident, the wet fecal matter is sprayed upon your partner's face creating a brown freckle pattern.

After an explosive, wet dump, that wet greasy feeling between the butt cheeks that simply put, cannot be wiped away.

Slang for the Labia. The pussy.

Wet pussy in the morning. Woke, wet and ready.

When two individuals masturbate with each other at the same time.

A move made famous in the movie Dumb and Dumber To. Harry and Lloyd attend a party at a science convention. They do not realize the drinks are free, so they walk around taking half-consumed beverages and combine them into a glass as a full drink. They stick their hands into their nasty assholes and then swipe their ass juice around the rims of their glasses. They then proceed to tell a convention worker that the beverages are bad and they have her smell and inhale their ass stank to get new, fresh drinks. They refer to this action as The Old Stinkeroo.