Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Beef Packing

When a female engages in a hot anal gangbang enduring repeated rounds of anal sex with multiple males. Usually in groups of five or more.

Carl brought a few of his drinking buddies home and they did a little beef packing on his old lady.

by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2015

Nuzz Fuzz

Hair on the nutz and ballz.

She didn’t like my ball sack so she shaved off all my nuzz fuzz.

She said my nuzz fuzz kept getting caught in her throat.

My nuzz fuzz is now shorn. My sack is smooth as dolphin skin.

by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018

Meat 'n Beans

Another colloquial expression for the male genitals. The old cock and balls.

Roger woke up his wife and fed her hungry mouth a healthy serving of Meat 'n Beans.

by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015

Brazilian Steakhouse

A Brazilian Steakhouse is sexual slang used to reference group sex activity whereby a willing female is gang banged by a group of men of which all are of different races and ethnicities. The term is derived from an actual Brazilian Steakhouse experience where a diner is fed a variety of different meats.

Sandy was always up for group sex. Her boyfriend surprised her and took her to a hotel where he had arranged for a Brazilian Steakhouse. Sandy was well fed.

by Eaton Holgoode March 16, 2014

Dirty Ass

An untidy, dirty and smelly neither region known as the ass and bunghole or crotch.

After a long day of working on the construction site, Roger came home and showered and washed his Dirty Ass.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

Knuckle One

To masturbate. Jack off. Rub one out.

Roger was late to class because he stopped at the bathroom to knuckle one.

I had to knuckle one to your mom last night.

by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2017

Dick Wilt

The state of having a soft, flaccid penis.

Dick wilt typically occurs post ejaculation and the penis wilts from stiff, rigid to semi and soft.

May also be caused by whiskey dick.

I drank too much. I got Dick Wilt and can't perform.

That bitch is so nasty she gives me Dick Wilt.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017