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A condition of the post coital female vagina whereby it is rendered cum filled and oozing ejaculate down to the ass crack. Oyster Slick vaginas are great for cream pie lovers and those that love sloppy seconds and thirds or more, especially in a gang bang session.
Roger and his friends pulled a train on his girlfriend Friday night. To say the least the tenth dude to nut was getting a true Oyster Slick.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015
Get the Oyster Slick mug.A reference to a male individual that is a well known chronic and habitual wanker. Constantly tugging and fapping to the point of obsession.
Carl: Hey Joe. What's with your roommate? Why does he always come in and go straight to his room?
Joe: Dude's Sir Tugalot. Won't see him all night.
Carl: Nice. What a wanker.
Joe: Dude's Sir Tugalot. Won't see him all night.
Carl: Nice. What a wanker.
by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015
Get the Sir Tugalot mug.I hit Rachel’s pussy up good last night. That’s was some beautiful puff pastry when I was done.
I love going down on her fresh puff pastry and making her squirm.
I love going down on her fresh puff pastry and making her squirm.
by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018
Get the Puff Pastry mug.I picked up a filthy prostitute last night. Paid her $10 for anal but it was like mashing the leftovers. Nasty braaaaahhhh.
She was begging for anal but it was mashing the leftovers down there.
She was begging for anal but it was mashing the leftovers down there.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Get the Mashing the Leftovers mug.When you wank so hard or so much you exhaust yourself and immediately need a nap to recover.
Clean up of busted nut with a gak towel is highly recommended prior to the stroke nap. Otherwise, one wakes with their cock glued to their leg or abdomen and fingers and pubes may be adhered with an opaque crust.
Clean up of busted nut with a gak towel is highly recommended prior to the stroke nap. Otherwise, one wakes with their cock glued to their leg or abdomen and fingers and pubes may be adhered with an opaque crust.
After watching porn and wanking for two hours straight, I needed a stroke nap.
I wanked and nutted so hard I passed out into a stroke nap. Unfortunately, I woke up and my thumb and index finger were glued together with my cock snot.
I wanked and nutted so hard I passed out into a stroke nap. Unfortunately, I woke up and my thumb and index finger were glued together with my cock snot.
by Eaton Holgoode October 9, 2018
Get the Stroke Nap mug.When you hungerly bury your face in a woman's booty hole. One of her most pleasurable sexual orifices. Although small in size and often weathered in appearance, its aroma is zingy and the taste is tangy and zesty.
by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2017
Get the Round House Dinner mug.Monk's Wool refers to a male's pubic hair. The hallmark of having Monk's Wool is that the male intentionally keeps the hair on the Taint, Grundle, Chode and the overall Nether Region in an excessively long, overgrown,untrimmed and extremely wooly looking state.
The term Monk's Wool applies to any individual male that, for personal preferences, chooses to dedicate his life to keeping the Pubes in such an overgrown condition and chooses not to follow mainstream society's accepted male Genital grooming standards which includes a regular Manscaping and for some, completely Shorn or Shaved.
Monk's Wool is not the result of having a Shavecation but the intentional grooming standard that allows for one to have a full on Sasquatch Crotch.
The term Monk's Wool applies to any individual male that, for personal preferences, chooses to dedicate his life to keeping the Pubes in such an overgrown condition and chooses not to follow mainstream society's accepted male Genital grooming standards which includes a regular Manscaping and for some, completely Shorn or Shaved.
Monk's Wool is not the result of having a Shavecation but the intentional grooming standard that allows for one to have a full on Sasquatch Crotch.
Roger: Dude hurry up and get out of the shower.
Carl: Coming out now (Exits bathroom without towel).
Roger: WTF is up with the Monk's Wool Bro? Trim that shit!
Carl: Coming out now (Exits bathroom without towel).
Roger: WTF is up with the Monk's Wool Bro? Trim that shit!
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2014
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