Eaton Holgoode's definitions
The mall shitter always stinks. Someone’s always funking up the place droppin’ beef.
The dude in the stall was clearly straining while he was droppin’ beef.
I sat down thinking I was droppin’ beef but all I dropped was a shit cork and it just poured out like lava.
The dude in the stall was clearly straining while he was droppin’ beef.
I sat down thinking I was droppin’ beef but all I dropped was a shit cork and it just poured out like lava.
by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018
Get the Droppin’ Beefmug. Rachel is a whore. She sleeps around so watch out braaaaahhh. She got the toxic twat.
Despite the risk for toxic twat, I still frequent prostitutes.
I think I have a yeast infection or an STD. My pussy stanks like toxic twat today.
Despite the risk for toxic twat, I still frequent prostitutes.
I think I have a yeast infection or an STD. My pussy stanks like toxic twat today.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
Get the Toxic Twatmug. When you girl’s tits are too small for a titty fuck but you long for that titty fuck feeling so you roll her over, draw two nipples on her ass checks and slide your beef rapidly back and forth tween the buns till you nut on her back.
Rachel’s A cups are great for sucking but not so much for a titty fuck so she lets me do the steak sandwhich when I’m in the mood.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
Get the Steak Sandwhichmug. Needle Punch is a reference to Vaginal or anal sexual intercourse. To Needle Punch, a male (giver) vigorously and repetitiously withdraws the full length of their shaft and the penile glans with each stroke and punches and thrusts the cock back into the orifice of their male or female lover (receiver). Needle Punch requires an extremely rigid, turgid and non-floppy cock and an extremely wet and gaping recipient. Needle Punching is very popular for its ability to sustain feelings of repeated plundering and violation during anal sex. Also known to induce squirting when performed vaginally.
Dana loved to be violated anally by her boyfriend. She loved nothing more than to have her rectum pillaged all night and for Carl to Needle Punch her brown button over and over. The feeling of being rectally violated turned her on immensely.
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
Get the Needle Punchmug. After an explosive, wet dump, that wet greasy feeling between the butt cheeks that simply put, cannot be wiped away.
I’m all itchy down there now with a touch of the greasies.
That curry dinner was fantastic. Only draw back is this onset case of the greasies.
Two rolled down and I still got the greasies.
That curry dinner was fantastic. Only draw back is this onset case of the greasies.
Two rolled down and I still got the greasies.
by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2017
Get the The Greasiesmug. A muddy picnic is same as a Wet Picnic except that the sexual activity involves anal sex and the post coital clean up involves wiping up with the picnic blanket.
Frank and Carol went to the nature trail where their plans for a quick wet picnic turned into a Muddy Picnic. The fried chicken and potato salad ended up going to waste.
by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2015
Get the Muddy Picnicmug. She was a smoking hot ginger and I took her home but she had the worst gingerberries one ever seen. Couldn’t lick her booty they were so thick.
by Eaton Holgoode May 28, 2018
Get the Gingerberriesmug.