Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Plaster Cast 

The end result of prolonged bouts of male masturbation and ejaculation into a tube sock used as a gak towel.

The sock becomes stiff and rigid like a plaster cast. And as they say, it can stand up all by itself.

Usually found under the beds of teen males by their unsuspecting mothers.

Roger yanked off so much into his tube sock that he turned it into a plaster cast.

Plaster Cast by Eaton Holgoode August 4, 2016

Mashbrown Asserole 

Fisting your girlfriend's ass while enjoying a hearty, southern style breakfast.

What did you have for breakfast today braaaahhhh? Some Hashbrown Casserole?

No broooohhhhh. Eggs sunny side up and some Mashbrown Asserole. She couldn't walk to get a cup a coffee when I was done.

Mashbrown Asserole by Eaton Holgoode August 2, 2016

Snatcheteria 

A location full of hot, horny women ready to give up that poon to every pussy craving male in the house.

Check out this party full of hotties broooohhhh!

Yea braaaaahhh!!! It's a snatcheteria.

Snatcheteria by Eaton Holgoode August 2, 2016

Glazed Up 

Leaving ya girl cum covered or cum filled.

Yo brooohh. Where's Manda?
She's in the bathroom Yo! Just did the nasty and she's a little Glazed Up.
You da man braaaaahhh!

Glazed Up by Eaton Holgoode July 27, 2016

Pork Bait 

A slutty female that's an easy piece of ass. Requires little effort to achieve a panty drop.

Have you met the new sales rep? Her numbers should sky rocket. She's pork bait.

Pork Bait by Eaton Holgoode July 27, 2016

Missile Dick 

An uncircumcised cock. The term missle dick comes from its tapered tip from the foreskin giving a Titan II missile appearance.

I just left the locker room and never have I seen more missile dicks.

Missile Dick by Eaton Holgoode July 27, 2016

Bean Scalper 

A female that shaves her snatch smooth.

I was quite surprised in the locker room today. Saw so many bean scalpers. I feel like a Sasquatch Crotch.

Bean Scalper by Eaton Holgoode July 26, 2016