Sex with chick who is extremely dirty and omits a ripe odor from every orifice. But the need for sex and a good nut overpowers good judgement and you still give her the D.
by Eaton Holgoode January 09, 2018
The creamy amalgam of semen and feces compounded together during anal sex. Known to ooze from the rectum and coat the man shaft upon withdrawal.
Rachel was dripping the colonnaise last night.
I had a thin patina of colonnaise on my cock after drilling that whore in the ass.
I won’t do anal. I don’t like colonnaise.
I had a thin patina of colonnaise on my cock after drilling that whore in the ass.
I won’t do anal. I don’t like colonnaise.
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018
At the point of climax during felatio, you blow your load gizz in the left eye of your lover, male or female, leaving them with a red, squinting and swollen eye giving the appearance of bad case of pink eye. Inspried by the reported pink eye of Bob Costas during the Sochi Olympics in 2014.
Roger: Hang on babe, I about to blow my load.
Sandy: Give it to me baby!
Roger: Ohhhhh yeaaaa!
Sandy: You just shot it all in my left eye!
Roger: That's it. Right there. Babe all up in that eye with a Bob Costas.
Sandy: I can't see!
Sandy: Give it to me baby!
Roger: Ohhhhh yeaaaa!
Sandy: You just shot it all in my left eye!
Roger: That's it. Right there. Babe all up in that eye with a Bob Costas.
Sandy: I can't see!
by Eaton Holgoode February 10, 2014
by Eaton Holgoode February 02, 2018
Ejaculating in a condom and preserving the contents by tying it in a knot. Saved to feed it to your sexual partner at a later time.
After blowing a load in his condom, Harvey ask his lover if he wanted the jizz now or later. Terry said later so Harvey tied the condom in a knot and made Terry a Seal A Meal.
by Eaton Holgoode June 08, 2009
A severe, painful stomach cramping condition which is caused by the consumption of Rachel's Wickedly Delicious Brand Lemon Verbena Berry Cottage Cheese that is way past its expiration date.
The eater does not recognize the difference between the chunky clottedness of past due cottage cheese and the natural consistency of the product. Also, the mold may be mistakenly thought of as the fruit in the bottom.
The end result of eating this is painful stomach cramps all night long resulting in lack of sleep. There is no release or expulsion of the product, just pain.
The eater does not recognize the difference between the chunky clottedness of past due cottage cheese and the natural consistency of the product. Also, the mold may be mistakenly thought of as the fruit in the bottom.
The end result of eating this is painful stomach cramps all night long resulting in lack of sleep. There is no release or expulsion of the product, just pain.
Chaz had a late night snack of Rachel's Wickedly Delicious Lemon Verbena Berry Cottage Cheese. Despite its unusual flavor and texture, he finished the whole cup. Four hours later, he was up all night with a severe case of Rachel's Rumblies.
by Eaton Holgoode June 04, 2009
An individual into all forms of anal sexual play and gratification. Typically refers to a male due to the masculine connotation.
by Eaton Holgoode January 08, 2018