Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Mud Oyster
After a spirited round of anal play, Carl wiped the Mud Oyster from the tip of his knob with his girlfriend's blouse.
Mud Oyster by Eaton Holgoode October 10, 2016
Flog the Dog
Feverish bouts and repeated, back to back sessions of male masturbation. Usually brought on by watching entirely too much internet porn in your parent's basement.
Flog the Dog by Eaton Holgoode October 10, 2016
Corn Art
A euphemistic reference to taking a massive dump. Typically the corn filled variety. But eloquently expresses any act of defecation.
Well I hope everyone enjoyed that Thanksgiving meal. Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for me to work on my corn art. I've got a masterpiece on the way.
Corn Art by Eaton Holgoode September 9, 2016
Word of the Day on September 11, 2016
Tension Rod
1. A spring loaded, metal rod used to hang drapes and curtains.
2. An uptight, dick head of a douche bag. Usually your boss or ass wipe of a co-worker. Tension Rods cause undue stress and pressure in the workplace due to incompetence, mismanagement, laziness and poor performance.
2. An uptight, dick head of a douche bag. Usually your boss or ass wipe of a co-worker. Tension Rods cause undue stress and pressure in the workplace due to incompetence, mismanagement, laziness and poor performance.
Sandra hung her new curtains with a tension rod.
Frank's boss is the ultimate douche. He is what you might say, a real tension rod.
Frank's boss is the ultimate douche. He is what you might say, a real tension rod.
Tension Rod by Eaton Holgoode September 7, 2016
Open the Bakery
To take a shit. Primarily used to express one's need to defecate in a polite and courteous manner. May also be stated as opening the bakery for business.
Mexican was not the best idea for lunch today. I am going to need to open the bakery within the hour.
Let's take a quick break from the meeting if we can. I need to open the bakery for business. Let's start again in about 10 minutes.
Let's take a quick break from the meeting if we can. I need to open the bakery for business. Let's start again in about 10 minutes.
Open the Bakery by Eaton Holgoode August 18, 2016
Dublin Dribbles
The onset case of the beer squirts encountered after a hard night of partying at your local Irish tavern.
Are we still playing golf today?
Can't make it. Not well. Got the Dublin Dribbles.
Why the hell did you drink so much ya ass!
Can't make it. Not well. Got the Dublin Dribbles.
Why the hell did you drink so much ya ass!
Dublin Dribbles by Eaton Holgoode August 12, 2016
Dung Pao
The horrendous case of onset diarrhea caused by colonic disagreement with one's consumption of the wildly popular Asian dish, Kung Pao Chicken.
I'm headed to Sing''s House of Noodles. Want to come?
No thanks. Last time I ate there I got the Dung Pao.
No thanks. Last time I ate there I got the Dung Pao.
Dung Pao by Eaton Holgoode August 4, 2016