Head. Sucking dick. Oral copulation of the penis that typically results in the bustin’ of a hot throat oyster from an aggressive skull fucking.
I’ll be bustin’ gums on Rachel tonight.
As soon as I got home the D was in her mouf bustin’ gums.
I was bustin’ gums and popped a sticky oyster. Her eyes watered and she gagged but took it like a champ.
As soon as I got home the D was in her mouf bustin’ gums.
I was bustin’ gums and popped a sticky oyster. Her eyes watered and she gagged but took it like a champ.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
To take a massive shit.
by Eaton Holgoode October 19, 2018
Analysis Paralysis is the total inability to reach a decision. Found often in the business and corporate setting. Usually a condition caused by nit picking managers and owners. The primary source is management/owner requests for more information, reports, studies, statistics, evaluations, opinion, and research on a subject. All of this requested research and study is accompanied by endless, mindless, discussions in multiple meetings regarding the subject and the compiled information. The end result is no decision is made because the efforts placed to garner information and hold endless meetings and discussions are viewed a progress on the subject matter.
Hey did management ever decide if we were going to get extra donuts on donut day? Are you kidding me? They spent $2,000 on a cost analysis, accounting is still crunching cost figures and they have been discussing it for 9 months. It is in the company's usual state of total analysis paralysis.
by Eaton Holgoode June 16, 2009
Carl woke with a rigid case of morning wood. Rather than rubbing one out in bed, he hopped in the shower for a wet tug.
Dan was swimming at his grandma's assisted living center pool and the geriatric water aerobics class was too much to watch so he swam to the deep end for a quick wet tug.
Dan was swimming at his grandma's assisted living center pool and the geriatric water aerobics class was too much to watch so he swam to the deep end for a quick wet tug.
by Eaton Holgoode January 08, 2016
by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018
Intentionally getting an old fashioned (hand job) in risky situations and places where the likelihood of being caught is extremely high and risky. The thrill of gambling with getting caught combined with the physical pleasure of a vigorous handy is intoxicating.
Rachel was picking out bananas with one hand and giving me a gambler’s old fashioned with the other in the produce isle at the Walmart.
I shot my custard all over the blackboard in class just before the bell. That gambler’s old fashioned is incredible.
I’m pretty sure the drive thru chick at Starbucks realized I was getting a gambler’s old fashioned when Rachel was ordering a vanilla latte.
I shot my custard all over the blackboard in class just before the bell. That gambler’s old fashioned is incredible.
I’m pretty sure the drive thru chick at Starbucks realized I was getting a gambler’s old fashioned when Rachel was ordering a vanilla latte.
by Eaton Holgoode November 01, 2018
A male that chronically masturbates to internet porn. Typically unemployed, lives with parents and can't otherwise function without his dick in his hand.
Carl's a weasel slapper. He doesn't work, lives at home with mommy and faps all day to like 10 different porn site accounts.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017