Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Sno Cappin’

When you bust your nut all over both her nipples.

Rachel enjoys a little sno cappin’. She likes to watch it ooze down her breasts.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Thin Jimmy

A long, slender penis. Similar to a 6-7 inch section of garden hose. Thin Jimmy’s are ideal for anal sex due to limited girth.

Rachel loves anal now that she’s with a dude that packs a Thin Jimmy.

Rachel: My old boyfriend had a horse cock and left me anal gaping. But now that I’m with Carl, his Thin Jimmy is perfect and I snap right back shut.

by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2017

Sirloin Nips

Wonderfully, thick, round and pouty nipples on the female breasts. Coined Sirloin Nips due to their meaty similarity to delicious sirloin tips.

Stan: Hey Joe. How as your date with Rachel? Did you get any of that sweet poon last night?
Joe: Yea brahhhhhh! She was one tight box. But the best part was those Sirloin Nips of hers.

Stan: Oh yea brooooohh. Love em' meaty.

by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015

French Onion

When you dive into a gorgeous ass on a hot chick, you know the one that's like an onion and makes ya wanna cry, but you end up encountering a smelly, sweaty, mung bunghole and you have no choice but to retreat.

Joe picked up a hot chick at the bar and took her home for some hot drunken sex. He went down to eat da booty but encountered a French Onion and after gagging asked her to go shower first.

by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

Chicken Skin Dinner

When your girl sucks them balls and ball sack real good. Mouthing them up all slick and wet. Licking that chicken skin while she gives you a nice handy.

Served up a nice chicken skin dinner last night. Rachel was hungry.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

Bean Worship

Oral stimulation of the clitoris.

The girls discovered bean worship during their sleepover.

Carol loves oral so she makes Roger do a little bean worship every night.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017

A Weenie Genie

Somone that can make an old fashioned aka hand Job an absolutely magical, nut busting experience.

Rachel put on a furry glove last night has gave me a handy. It was incredible. She’s a weenie genie.

Dude your mom’s hands are so soft they are like butter stroking my knob. She’s a weenie genie.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018