Dropping that big old post holiday meal shit into the crapper.
May also refer to the shits after too much holiday party cheer.
May also refer to the shits after too much holiday party cheer.
I just dropped some holiday spoils after that wonderful turkey dinner.
The office party this year was great with an open bar. But I must say it left me with the holiday spoils the next day.
The office party this year was great with an open bar. But I must say it left me with the holiday spoils the next day.
by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2018
The act of graciously dragging and flapping your soft, flaccid penis penis all about your girl's face. May include a few ball flops as well, if your are so inclined. Makes for an ideal morning wake up call.
I woke Rachel up this morning with a bit of floppery.
I was poking Leslie's left nostril this morning with the tip during s little fun floppery.
I was poking Leslie's left nostril this morning with the tip during s little fun floppery.
by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017
Sandy: I'm so wet Dan. I am ready. Put it to me right now.
Dan: Yea baby. Bend over for me while I rifle through Grandpa's Sock Drawer and sheath one up.
Dan: Yea baby. Bend over for me while I rifle through Grandpa's Sock Drawer and sheath one up.
by Eaton Holgoode August 20, 2015
1. The extra plate, container or basket provided when dining on ribs to place your gnawed, meatless bones in after consuming great BBQ ribs.
2. A nasty, toothless, skin and bones, emaciated meth whore that has sex for money and drugs.
3. A promiscuous girl known for sleeping around and an easy lay.
2. A nasty, toothless, skin and bones, emaciated meth whore that has sex for money and drugs.
3. A promiscuous girl known for sleeping around and an easy lay.
1. Roger went to the rib festival and they gave him a bone basket.
2. Roger wanted a quick blow job on the way home to his wife so he drove through crack town and picked up a bone basket and blew a gooey nut in her sponge mouth.
3. Carl was broken when he found his new girlfriend was not a virgin and she in fact was a bone basket.
2. Roger wanted a quick blow job on the way home to his wife so he drove through crack town and picked up a bone basket and blew a gooey nut in her sponge mouth.
3. Carl was broken when he found his new girlfriend was not a virgin and she in fact was a bone basket.
by Eaton Holgoode May 17, 2015
Sex with chick who is extremely dirty and omits a ripe odor from every orifice. But the need for sex and a good nut overpowers good judgement and you still give her the D.
by Eaton Holgoode January 09, 2018
The creamy amalgam of semen and feces compounded together during anal sex. Known to ooze from the rectum and coat the man shaft upon withdrawal.
Rachel was dripping the colonnaise last night.
I had a thin patina of colonnaise on my cock after drilling that whore in the ass.
I won’t do anal. I don’t like colonnaise.
I had a thin patina of colonnaise on my cock after drilling that whore in the ass.
I won’t do anal. I don’t like colonnaise.
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018
At the point of climax during felatio, you blow your load gizz in the left eye of your lover, male or female, leaving them with a red, squinting and swollen eye giving the appearance of bad case of pink eye. Inspried by the reported pink eye of Bob Costas during the Sochi Olympics in 2014.
Roger: Hang on babe, I about to blow my load.
Sandy: Give it to me baby!
Roger: Ohhhhh yeaaaa!
Sandy: You just shot it all in my left eye!
Roger: That's it. Right there. Babe all up in that eye with a Bob Costas.
Sandy: I can't see!
Sandy: Give it to me baby!
Roger: Ohhhhh yeaaaa!
Sandy: You just shot it all in my left eye!
Roger: That's it. Right there. Babe all up in that eye with a Bob Costas.
Sandy: I can't see!
by Eaton Holgoode February 10, 2014