When you jizz load her so full she waddles like a penguin and drips your love custard all the way to the bathroom.
by Eaton Holgoode October 08, 2018
When you shit your pants. Laying a solid, semi-solid or explosive wet shot in your cotton underwear or panties. Generally, a result of bad dietary decisions or illness.
I tried to fart but ended up with a cotton squat.
I drank a case of beer yesterday and I have had the cotton squats today.
I had to go home and change my panties. I slipped a cotton squat at my desk.
I drank a case of beer yesterday and I have had the cotton squats today.
I had to go home and change my panties. I slipped a cotton squat at my desk.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
I’m so repulsed. That burly, hairy ginger plumber they sent out bent over and his plumer’s crack was spouting Elmo Knots.
I finally shagged that Hot ginger chick in accounting. But dude her ass was full of Elmo Knots.
I finally shagged that Hot ginger chick in accounting. But dude her ass was full of Elmo Knots.
by Eaton Holgoode May 04, 2018
When a group of horny females get together and simultaneously frig their beans. Usually turns into a hot, wet orgy.
My girl friends came over and after a few drinks we started getting wet and horny we were bean crocking the rest of the night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
by Eaton Holgoode March 09, 2017
The putrid smell of fish puss that clings to the fingers and under the nails of one's digits that were inserted into the dirty box of a dirty whore.
Frank: Hey Carl. Did you have fish for lunch? I think I smell grunions and malt vinegar.
Carl: Hell no braaaahhh. I finger fucked that homeless whore that hangs around the park. You my friend are smelling my Sardine Fingers.
Frank: Dude I'm fixing to chunk my lunch.
Carl: Hell no braaaahhh. I finger fucked that homeless whore that hangs around the park. You my friend are smelling my Sardine Fingers.
Frank: Dude I'm fixing to chunk my lunch.
by Eaton Holgoode April 08, 2015
That soft popping, flesh smacking sound made from skin to skin slapping during doggie style intercourse.
I could hear soft poppin’ coming from my roommates bedroom so I knew he was hitting some chick from behind.
I love the sound of soft poppin’ when watching amateur porn.
I love the sound of soft poppin’ when watching amateur porn.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018