Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Wet Whiskers

When a male's mustache and/or beard becomes sloppy wet with vaginal or booty juice during the performance of oral sex. So wet a gak towel or doddle tag is required for wiping off of the facial area.

Carl loves fat girls because they get super moist during oral sex and he loves getting wet whiskers.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2016

Dribblegasm

When a dude is no longer able to power nut and bust a thick rope and just dribbles jizz during an orgasm.

I remember when I was a teenager I could sling a jizz rope halfway across the room. Now I just dribblegasm when I cum.

by Eaton Holgoode May 17, 2018

Coochillin’

Having sex. Getting some a that coochie cooch cooch.

I’ll be coochillin’ with Rachel tonight so don’t be texting me Braaaaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018

Snacknpuss

A side hoe or a collection of multiple hoes that one can call upon for sexual favors. The puss one gets on the side or sly.

Carl loves his traveling sales job. He has a little snacknpuss in every city he visits.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2015

Cockropractor

A chick that can't give a smooth, stimulating hand job. She's so vigorous and rough that it akin and a neck adjustment at the chiropractor.

Sheila is a cockropractor braaaaaahhhh. Worst hand jobs. ever. I finally told her to just stop and I finished myself off.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Like a Frenchman's Armpit

Generally used to describe someone that is emitting a strong, foul body odor. However, may apply to describe anything with a putrid, rancid smell.

Roger's refusal to bath on a regular basis had become unbearable. He was finally confronted by his boss who told him there were too many complaints about him smelling Like a Frenchman's Armpit.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

Bacon Tip

An uncircumcised penis with a meaty foreskin that looks like a raw piece of bacon wrapped around the bellend.

I went down on Carl last night for the first time and found he has a bacon tip.

I prefer cut men over those with a a bacon tip.

I got some smegma going on under my bacon tip.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018