Extremely wet sounding flatulence. Makes a gurgle sound upon release. May, but not always, be accompanied by some fecal release.
by Eaton Holgoode April 07, 2017
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by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018
Braaaaahh. Last night when you ran to the store your dad took me downstairs and gave me the furfist. I can’t walk.
Guido makes a mean calzone but those hairy meathooks of his deliver an incredible furfist.
Guido makes a mean calzone but those hairy meathooks of his deliver an incredible furfist.
by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2017
I nutted up Charleen real good last night after which he gave me a nice member mingle for about 20 minutes till I passed out.
by Eaton Holgoode November 11, 2015
Explosive, wet shits. Diarrhea of the highest caliber. Scooter juice is typically a multi-occurrence affair. Generally keeps one within quick scooting distance to a toilet for one or more days. Hallmarked by sheer fear of shitting oneself.
My ass is torn up from the scooter juice.
Doctor said this scooter juice will have to run it’s course. My oring may be blown out by then.
I was home bound for three days with the scooter juice.
Doctor said this scooter juice will have to run it’s course. My oring may be blown out by then.
I was home bound for three days with the scooter juice.
by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2018
The classification of any male over the age of 40 that maintains accounts on social media such as YouNow and creeps on broadcasts.
Tonya: Wow you have so many followers Kayla. How do you do it?
Kaya: Oh that's easy. do a few twerks in a broadcast and your view count and fans will skyrocket from all the Old Hot Nuts online.
Kaya: Oh that's easy. do a few twerks in a broadcast and your view count and fans will skyrocket from all the Old Hot Nuts online.
by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015