Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Courtesy Wank 

When she won’t give up the pussy for one reason or another but offers a gratuitous hand job to give your aching nuts some relief.

Rachel had such a heavy flow this month she wouldn’t have sex so she gave me a courtesy wank.

Her nasty yeast infection earned me several days of courtesy wanks.

Courtesy Wank by Eaton Holgoode December 27, 2018

Silk Dook 

Dropping a shit so smooth it slides right out with no remnants affording a one swipe wipe.

My diet is on fleek right now. Nothing but a daily silk dook.

Silk Dook by Eaton Holgoode December 26, 2018

Shit Extruder 

Another name for one’s asshole. The anus.

I just blew lunch out my shit extruder.

She tried to shove her finger in my shit extruder last night.

Shit Extruder by Eaton Holgoode December 26, 2018

Brown Saucer 

The exterior of the anus noted by a dark round saucer shaped shade of skin around the sphincter.

She went down on me last night and started tongue punching my brown saucer.

Brown Saucer by Eaton Holgoode December 26, 2018

One Swipe Wipe 

Only having to wipe one’s asshole once after an amazing silk dook.

I just took a perfect shit. No remnants. I did a one swipe wipe and I was on my way.

One Swipe Wipe by Eaton Holgoode December 26, 2018

Budding Nancy 

A swollen and inflamed anal sphincter. Always from too much, vigorous anal sex.

She was a budding Nancy this morning after I pounded her back door.

Budding Nancy by Eaton Holgoode December 22, 2018

Birth One 

Taking a massive shit. To gestate and birth a turd of notable size and proportion.

I’m headed to the shitter. I’m fixing to birth one.

I just had an ass splitter. I knew I was about to birth one. The turtle was peaking earlier.

Eating all this curry guarantees I’ll birth one that’s real wet.

Birth One by Eaton Holgoode December 19, 2018