Two Tucker

When your balls hang low enough that your girl can reach around, while your banging her on top, and stuff both your nuts up her ass. The feeling is intense like a tiny midget hand squeezing your nads. Desired by many. Accomplished by the gifted few.

Thanks to my heavy hangers, Rachel did the two tucker on me last night. So tight.

Braaaaahh I can’t shake the sight of waking in on you and my sister doing the two tucker.

by Eaton Holgoode February 05, 2018

Putty Pocket

The asshole. The rectum. The bunghole.

She was massaging my prostate and her finger was deep in my putty pocket.

I was pounding Rachel’s putty pocket last night.

I just took a huge shit and my putty pocket is killing me.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018

Dry Mop

When you girl gyrates her hairy snatch back and forth on your flaccid penis in an effort to get her wet and you hard.

Ann and I were so hammered last night she had to dry mop for 20 minutes before we could fuck.

by Eaton Holgoode June 08, 2016

Musty Waff

When you let out a fart that, while not loud or seemingly harmful, produces an extremely noxious odor similar to the smell of cat shit mixed with mothballs.

David crop dusted a group of girls that were seated in the Food Court at the mall. Although he figured it would smell, he did realize that he cut a Musty Waff until he turned around and all of the girls were gagging and choking.

by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009

Corn Countdown

Purposely eating one or more servings of corn to time and count your digestive process. The countdown from consumption to evacuation and spotting said corn in one’s shit.

I’ve been having some bowel issues lately. My doctor recommended a corn countdown before ordering any tests.

by Eaton Holgoode April 03, 2018

Wood Varnish

A shiny cock and ball sack after receiving an exceptionally wet and slobbery blow job. Usually requires wipe up with doddle rag, sock or towel.

Roger's girlfriend gives the wettest, sloppiest head. It always leaves him dripping with Wood Varnish.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015

Root Ring

1. A thick, meaty band of skin around the base of a circumcised male's penile bell end.

2. A cock ring, constriction band or other ring pleasure device used to engorge and stimulate the male penis.

Sandy prefers circumcised men but always enjoys finding a male with a meaty root ring around the head.

Roger enjoys the extra staying power he has while wearing his leather root ring during sex.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015