Eaton Holgoode's definitions
I left that slut’s house this morning with a cup of coffee after I roped her up.
Your mom begged me so I roped her up last night after you went to bed.
Your mom begged me so I roped her up last night after you went to bed.
by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018
Get the Roped Her Upmug. by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
Get the Grape Sackmug. I picked up a super hot chick at the bar last night. Went back to my place. She was grinding on my leg with her princess chub.
The drag show was great till one of the performers got a princess chub.
Make sure you tape it back real good otherwise you’ll get a princess chub poking out your dess.
The drag show was great till one of the performers got a princess chub.
Make sure you tape it back real good otherwise you’ll get a princess chub poking out your dess.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
Get the Princess Chubmug. A male that is pussy whipped or brow beat into submissive manhood by a female. Perceived to be as if his little man nuggets are being toted around in her purse and must receive permission just to get them out.
Hey Carl. Can you go out for a few beers tonight with the guys? Geeez I don’t know. I’ll have to talk to Rachel. You do that you fucking purse nuggets.
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018
Get the Purse Nuggetsmug. An old man's course, gray pubic hair. Typically found on the rims of public toilets and urinals as a result of natural hair loss during the aging process.
Frank called custodial services to report an excessive amount of Grampy's Whiskers in the office men's room.
by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015
Get the Grampy's Whiskersmug. An Arabian Oil Slick is performed by first taking a massive, greasy shit and not wiping one's ass. This is then followed by dragging one's dirty ass across an area rug (preferably a Persian area rug). The ideal Arabian Oil Slick is a full line of shit remnants from end to end of the carpet. Often performed as a practical joke or for revenge.
Tony was tired of his room mate stealing his laundry change so he got his revenge by doing an Arabian Oil Slick on his roomy's brand new area rug.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
Get the Arabian Oil Slickmug. A twisting hand job performed by the giver using one or both hands. The penis is wrapped and gripped by the hand(s) like a handle bar and only a repetitive twisting action of the hands is performed. There is no up and down, jerking action. Twisting speed and strength of grip will vary and impacts how quickly the receiver achieves a glorious, busted nut.
Rachel gave me the hottest twist job last night. I blew my oatmeal in under 60 seconds.
Her fat sausage fingers made for the most incredible twist job.
Her fat sausage fingers made for the most incredible twist job.
by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2018
Get the Twist Jobmug.