Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Woke Up Hungry

Waking up in the wee morning hours aching for sex.

Dude you are late for work again.

I know braaaahhh. My girl woke up hungry. Had to hit it.

Excused!

Woke Up Hungry by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017

Bean Sprout 

The female clit aka lady bean in an engorged state from sexual arousal.

By the time I got home, Kelly had already worked up a bean sprout so I had to hit it good.

Bean Sprout by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017

Barber Up 

When your girl let's herself go and fails to tend her garden and her pussy requires you to do some mandatory trimming.

Yea I had to barber up last night. Almost needed a weed wacker to get that bush back under control.

Barber Up by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017

Surewood Forest 

A nice hairy vagina that is sure to get you sporting wood provided you like a nice bearded clam.

I got a look at that hoe's surewood forest and I was all up in dat shit.

Surewood Forest by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017

Moose Fart 

Flatulence that is so vile and powerfully wet it sounds like an angry bull moose during mating season.

The smell is so primitive that it's repugnant.

I don't know who's in that men's room stall right now but they just dropped a moose fart. The air was thick. I couldn't breath.

Moose Fart by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017

Cold Plug

Going straight to hard core anal sex without the benefit of foreplay or lubricant. Dry cracking.

What can I say? Da bish likes da cold plug. Takes it staight up dry braaaaahhh.

Cold Plug by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017

Bone Grafter

A young, inexperienced girl that does not know how to give head. Provides a painful, toothy blow job experience until mentored in the proper techniques.

You get some dome last night from that hot chick braaaahh?

Yea broohhhhh. She's hot but can't suck a dick for shit. She's a bone grafter. Going to have to teach her about the lips. My Dick is raw today yo.

Bone Grafter by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017