Rachel texted me saying her panties are soaked from her box drain today.
I’m box draining. That was one thick nut this morning.
I’m box draining. That was one thick nut this morning.
by Eaton Holgoode May 03, 2018
An ass that’s so tight if you stuck a piece of coal up there you’d have a diamond in a week.
May reference just an incredible, tight, sweet ass. Or, may reference someone that is an uptight fucker.
May reference just an incredible, tight, sweet ass. Or, may reference someone that is an uptight fucker.
by Eaton Holgoode May 24, 2018
A male that is pussy whipped or brow beat into submissive manhood by a female. Perceived to be as if his little man nuggets are being toted around in her purse and must receive permission just to get them out.
Hey Carl. Can you go out for a few beers tonight with the guys? Geeez I don’t know. I’ll have to talk to Rachel. You do that you fucking purse nuggets.
by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018
If you like eating that prune poon just hit happy hour at the bar next to the geriatric center. You are sure to score.
by Eaton Holgoode March 15, 2017
A term that applies to males that fail to follow basic sanitary hygiene after the act of urination. A male is a "Jiggling Jim” when he urinates, holds and shakes his member (some shake multiple times) then simply zips up and leaves the restroom failing to wash their hands. This is why you should always wash your hands because there may have been several “Jiggling Jims” before you.
Carl: You know that new guy over at the electronics company?
Erwin: You mean, Bruce? What about him?
Carl: I was just in the bathroom with him. The dude's a Jiggling Jim!
Erwin: Nasty.
Erwin: You mean, Bruce? What about him?
Carl: I was just in the bathroom with him. The dude's a Jiggling Jim!
Erwin: Nasty.
by Eaton Holgoode October 04, 2013
The copious amounts of ass crack sweat that drips, settles and moistens the gusset of one's panties or underwear. Ham Juices leave a wet mark running from the taint upwards to the waistband. Ham Juices are caused by vigorous exercise or routine activity in high heat and humid climates.
Frank: Hi Carl. How was your work out today?
Carl: It was great. Got a good pump. Really had the Ham Juices today though.
Frank: Hope you showered up Brahhhhhh!
Carl: That gusset was dripping wet like a $2.00 crack whore on a Friday after payday.
Frank: Nasty Brohhhhhhh!
Carl: It was great. Got a good pump. Really had the Ham Juices today though.
Frank: Hope you showered up Brahhhhhh!
Carl: That gusset was dripping wet like a $2.00 crack whore on a Friday after payday.
Frank: Nasty Brohhhhhhh!
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2015
A perfect vagina aka peach with a small, but bushy, tuft of hair above the clitoral area. Somewhat coarse and Brillo like.
I ate Stephanie’s juicy little peach last night and my nose was buried deep in her fragrant peach brillo.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017