Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Anal Recovery Day

Also known as ARD. Anal recovery day is when a sick or PTO day must be used to be absent from work or school due to having your anal region pummeled during sexual activity the evening prior. Time is needed to recover from the gape, tenderness and even the ability to walk straight again.

HR: Good Morning HR department.

Employee: Hi this is Rachel in Accounting. I’m going to need to take a sick day today so I won’t be in.

HR: Sorry to hear that. Feel better. Is it the flu that’s going around?
Employee: I wish. It’s an anal recovery day. My boyfriend hit it hard last night. I may have a fissure.

by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

Braising Beef

To perform rapid, reciprocating sexual intercourse between the vagina and the anus without the use of lubricant and without wiping or cleaning the penis before entry into each orifice.

Donna was caught up in sexual ecstasy and was begging for her lover to fill and pound both her love holes on after another. Matt began Braising Beef until he unloaded deep inside her. Unfortunately, Donna wound up getting a wicked vaginal infection.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015

Beef Basket

A nice, juicy, wet pussy. Primed and ready for the D.

That’s it baby. Stick it in my beef basket.

I dicked down Rachel’s Beef Basket last night.

Her beef basket was so wet but oh so tight.

by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018

Whisker Kisses

When a girl with a full on pubic bush gyrates her pussy all around your face gently stroking your cheeks, nose and chin with her pubes and leaving scents of her hot, fresh aromas for you to savor.

I love whisker kisses from a chick with a 70s style bush.

Grandpas face smelled a little like puss when I hugged him today. I think gammy may have been whisker kissing him earlier.

by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017

Peppermint Pati

When a fat chick with big ol sausage fingers vigorously massages your ballsack with hot muscle relief cream.

My balls are fire after that peppermint Pati.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018

Gift Bagging

Tea bagging your mate on their birthday, anniversary or Christmas when they weren't expecting to receive such a wonderful surprise.

Gary woke up his girlfriend on Christmas morn by gift bagging her.

by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2016

Scat Trap

A sex partner with a filthy anal/rectal area. You typically find out your with a scat trap after you are deep into anal intercourse and bad shit dick is an understatement. You are trapped between pulling out or riding it out.

That nasty whore Savanna was a scat trap. But I just keep pounding away.

Rachel is a filthy scat trap.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018