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by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015
Get the Itchy Saucer mug.When you stick a lit Cuban cigar in your girl’s asshole then commence to banging her pussy so hard from behind that her rectal contractions puff away at that fine Havana.
I did the Fidel with Rachel last night after snuggling in a box of Havanas from my recent cruise to Cuba. That tuck was a burning.
by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019
Get the The Fidel mug.A girl or concubine that avails herself for sexual activity within a tight knit, select group of male friends that share in her services. The Group knows and understands that she is community use property and she services them all either individually or in a group setting. Group Girls are highly coveted and are generally compensated with monetary gifts and other means of support.
Carl and his friends planned a week long trip to Vegas. Each of them chipped in to cover the costs of their Group Girl to come along and make the vacation complete.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015
Get the Group Girl mug.When three dudes gang bang a chick and plug every hole while simultaneously and rhythmically creating a rapid slapping sound of their balls hitting against her chin, ass and taint.
We gave Becky the ol’ three bag slap last night. It was music braaaahhhh.
My new neighbor came over and we gave her the three bag slap. She’s walking sore today.
My new neighbor came over and we gave her the three bag slap. She’s walking sore today.
by Eaton Holgoode November 30, 2017
Get the Three Bag Slap mug.Cheese Rind, simply put, is the outside layer of dirt and grimy filth that forms on a homeless person's body, hair and neither regions throughout the day Most Cheese Rind is accompanied by a ripe, pungent odiferous smell.
Lisa: Let's go sit at the park during lunch today.
Sandy: No thanks. It's full of bums. Last time I was there I gave a dollar to a bum and he hugged me. I smelled of Cheese Rind the rest of the day. couldn't get that smell off.
Sandy: No thanks. It's full of bums. Last time I was there I gave a dollar to a bum and he hugged me. I smelled of Cheese Rind the rest of the day. couldn't get that smell off.
by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015
Get the Cheese Rind mug.When your girl sucks your knob but won’t let you nut so you finish yourself off then turkey slap your meat across her face leaving a lovely, post nut glaze.
by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2017
Get the Turkey Glaze mug.While pounding your girl doggie style, you take a gamble at surprise anal and abruptly stuff your dick up her corn chute. The outcome is usually, but not always, a loosing hand.
Tried a little corn poker last night. And? It was a loosing hand.
Took a chance with corn poker last night. After she stopped screaming she really got into it.
Took a chance with corn poker last night. After she stopped screaming she really got into it.
by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2017
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