Eaton Holgoode's definitions
The miserable burning and stinging of the entire rectal area after the release of explosive diarrhea.
by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2016
Get the Acid Rashmug. After reaching nut from a vigorous session of hot oral, your finish off by rubbing out that man curd and lay the rope across her eyebrows. Talented males can cinch flow to avoid laying out a jizz unibrow. Thick loads leaving Brezhnev style brows are desirable.
I sent Rachel home after a little brow bustin’ last night. Them thick ropes was all over they forehead.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018
Get the Brow Bustin’mug. Pushing your testicles between the legs, over the taint, then squeezing the legs together to hold, expose and display a taut ball sack at the base of the ass crack.
A skilled moon baller can walk around in this position displaying his wares for those that dare to catch a glimpse.
A skilled moon baller can walk around in this position displaying his wares for those that dare to catch a glimpse.
Everything was great at the family dinner until uncle Fred came out of the bathroom doing the ol’ moon ballin’.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
Get the Ol’ Moon Ballin’mug. To defecate and release from your bowels a shit that is so vile, so wicked and so nasty that your body and mind are released from the possession of a demon turd. A Rectal Exorcism evicting demon turds may appear to be an elaborate ritual or may be performed by commanding the turd to depart in the name of a higher power, usually begging for release.
Scott's bowels were bound up for days and he was feeling sick and possessed by an internal demon turd. He spent an hour in the restroom wherein he embarked upon a rectal exorcism. After 55 minutes of calling for the demon shit to leave his body, Scott finally blew and he felt total release.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2014
Get the Rectal Exorcismmug. A game of two or more males that masturbate at the same time seeing who can wank the ween the hardest, the longest and nut the most copious rope.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
Get the Stroke Warsmug. I left that slut’s house this morning with a cup of coffee after I roped her up.
Your mom begged me so I roped her up last night after you went to bed.
Your mom begged me so I roped her up last night after you went to bed.
by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018
Get the Roped Her Upmug. by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
Get the Grape Sackmug.