Neck Icing

When you bust your nut load all over her neck and it runs down like thick, sweet pearly icing.

Rachel slobbed my knob till I unloaded neck icing all over her.

by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2018

Diableeder

One that experiences a horrific round of bloody diarrhea. Usually a mixture of excessive drinking and hemorrhoids.

I’m a diableeder today. My piles are killing me and I’m hung over as hell. Not good.

What the hell happened on this toilet? Sorry braaaaaaaaahhhh. Diableeder.

by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2018

Deli at the Y

A meaty pussy. A chick with extra meaty pussy lips. Thick vertical bacon.

Rachel is coming over. I’ll be eating at the deli at the y tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Summa Ballz

When your balls and ball sack are hot, sticky and sweaty from summer heat and humidity. The sack, especially shorn scrots, cling and stretch to the inner thighs.

I’m glad winter is about done but I’m not looking forward to the chaffing I get from having summa ballz.

I need to go wash my junk. I got summa ballz.

She sucked me off even though I had bad summa ballz. She said she likes a little tangy zip.

by Eaton Holgoode May 01, 2018

Dick Neck

A condition of total pain and soreness of the neck muscles caused by excessive cock sucking.

After our long weekend away, I had to pay for a massage for Rachel to help her Dick Neck.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Low Country Seafood Boil

A discreet, slang reference to group sexual activity involving a a large group of males, ideally 10 or more, and one to two females. Low Country Seafood Boils can take place anywhere but are most frequent in southern, low lying coastal regions such as Louisiana, South Carolina, etc. The hallmark of the Low Country Seafood Boil is that the female or females particapting are purposely selected for their filthy, unkept, unbathed qualities which create the aroma of armpit and body odor and their fishy smelling tuna which provide for a ripe, pungent odor also referred to as stank puss. Male participants in Low Country Seafood Boils also enjoy the mungy smell from doing the pump and gag.

Carl: Hey Roger, where are you headed?
Roger: Heading to the Motel 6. We got us a Low Country Seafood Boil set up.
Carl: I can smell it now. Can I join?
Roger: Hell yes. The more the better. The more better!

by Eaton Holgoode March 06, 2014

Valet Wipe

When your sexual partner cleans your genitals post climactic sexual intercourse.

Gary laid back enjoying the after glow after pounding Tonya to orgasm. She thanked him by cleaning herself and giving Gary a Valet Wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015