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Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Uncle Hander's Workshop 

That special place in your memory where your perverted uncle first introduced you to a good old fashioned hand job.
To this day I have never forgotten Uncle Hander's Workshop. I'm gonna have to rub one out.

Bob Uptown 

A discreet expression to announce you are cruising the intercity streets for a hooker for a knob bobbing blow job.
Dude lets go shoot pool.

Not tonight braaaahh. I'm going to see Bob Uptown.
Bob Uptown by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017
References an individual possessing an extremely loose and gaping bung hole. Able to be fisted to the elbow with one push and little or no lube. Comes from years of vigorous anal sexcapades.
I hear Carla is into fisting. Is that true?

Yea braaaaahh. It's true but she likes it so much she's a borehole now. So don't expect a snug plug.
Borehole by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017

Dirt Clots 

Remanants of fecal matter. Often found clinging around the bum hole or knotted up in ass hair. See clingons. Dirt Clots may also form around the head of the penis when having anal sex with a dirty partner.
I got mud butt today. I can feel the dirt clots down there. Need a re-wipe.

Roger had sex with a prostitute. Her ass was full of dirt clots.

I suggest your girl does an enema before anal braaaaahhh. Otherwise, expect dirt clots.
Dirt Clots by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017

Snug Plug 

A highly coveted and highly desirable sex partner with a tight ass hole and/or tight pussy.
Hooked up with that new girl Rhonda last night. After a few drinks, she was loose as creamed corn ready for sex. Lucky me, she's a snug plug. Both holes braaaahhh. Both holes!
Snug Plug by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017
No anal for you tonight. I'm all hemmed.

Go get some Prep H and bend over.
Hemmed by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017

Extra Cheesy Taco

A smelly, dirty pussy that needs a good douche.
After that gang bang last night, my thighs were stuck together and I got an extra cheesy taco.