Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Uncle Hander's Workshop
That special place in your memory where your perverted uncle first introduced you to a good old fashioned hand job.
Uncle Hander's Workshop by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017
Bob Uptown
A discreet expression to announce you are cruising the intercity streets for a hooker for a knob bobbing blow job.
Bob Uptown by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017
Borehole
References an individual possessing an extremely loose and gaping bung hole. Able to be fisted to the elbow with one push and little or no lube. Comes from years of vigorous anal sexcapades.
I hear Carla is into fisting. Is that true?
Yea braaaaahh. It's true but she likes it so much she's a borehole now. So don't expect a snug plug.
Yea braaaaahh. It's true but she likes it so much she's a borehole now. So don't expect a snug plug.
Borehole by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017
Dirt Clots
Remanants of fecal matter. Often found clinging around the bum hole or knotted up in ass hair. See clingons. Dirt Clots may also form around the head of the penis when having anal sex with a dirty partner.
I got mud butt today. I can feel the dirt clots down there. Need a re-wipe.
Roger had sex with a prostitute. Her ass was full of dirt clots.
I suggest your girl does an enema before anal braaaaahhh. Otherwise, expect dirt clots.
Roger had sex with a prostitute. Her ass was full of dirt clots.
I suggest your girl does an enema before anal braaaaahhh. Otherwise, expect dirt clots.
Dirt Clots by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017
Snug Plug
Hooked up with that new girl Rhonda last night. After a few drinks, she was loose as creamed corn ready for sex. Lucky me, she's a snug plug. Both holes braaaahhh. Both holes!
Snug Plug by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017
Hemmed
Hemmed by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017
Extra Cheesy Taco
Extra Cheesy Taco by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017