Eaton Holgoode's definitions
When a black dress sock is used as your cum rag aka gak towel to wipe and clean up sex juices and fluids.
That high priced Call girl didn’t have a cum rag so had to clean up with a spitz rag. I only had one sock on when I went back to work.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017
Get the Spitz Ragmug. Overgrown vaginal hair that resembles mutton chops growing down each inner thigh. Hair so thick it's overtaken the loins and without a trimming, is working its way towards the knees. The worst form of lady burns you will ever encounter.
Becky is so hot but she has the worst lady muttons I've ever seen. It's a wooly beast down there braaaahhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017
Get the Lady Muttonsmug. Rachel woke me up at 4 a.m. by sucking on Mr. Softee.
She really got turned on when I slapped her face with Mr. Softee.
She really got turned on when I slapped her face with Mr. Softee.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
Get the Mr. Softeemug. Spotting an extremely attractive, hot female who immediately invokes an overwhelming, carnal desire in you to kick back and watch her Frig herself. Usually just results in adding her image and the thought to your spank bank for an eventual fap session.
Carl: Yo Brooohhh! Check out that babe walking over there! Smokin'!
Frank: Holy hell dude! She is totally Frigalicious. What I wouldn't do to watch her!
Carl: Just rub one out Braahhhhh. Rub it out.
Frank: Holy hell dude! She is totally Frigalicious. What I wouldn't do to watch her!
Carl: Just rub one out Braahhhhh. Rub it out.
by Eaton Holgoode September 28, 2015
Get the Frigaliciousmug. A vaginal or anal cavity that has been slathered with a self-warming, lubricating jelly in advance of sexual play involving penetration.
After giving her undercarriage a nice warm wash in the shower, Carla made her final preparations in advance of her boyfriend's arrival home by slathering up her oring with dollop of warming gel. By the time her boyfriend got him, she had a nice heated oven ready for a good old fashioned anal plundering.
by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2015
Get the Heated Ovenmug. When your anal sex partner’s bowel is so full of feces that your dick just scoops the shit out with each thrust and stroke. One nasty ass fuck.
I hit that whore’s ass last night. She was tight but it was scoop anal. Went through three gak towels just for the shit.
I was troweling mud last night with that scoop anal.
I was troweling mud last night with that scoop anal.
by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2018
Get the Scoop Analmug. She was tugging on my yogurt pouch last right while slobbin the knob.
My yogurt pouch is full. I need to bust one.
I took a knee to the yogurt pouch today at soccer practice.
My yogurt pouch is full. I need to bust one.
I took a knee to the yogurt pouch today at soccer practice.
by Eaton Holgoode August 7, 2018
Get the Yogurt Pouchmug.