Talking your post coital, cum or shit covered penis bellend and pressing/stamping it agains her cheeks, forehead or buttocks.
I gave several bell stamps on Rachel’s butt cheeks after anal sex. Love them brown polka dots.
I left a nice little round cum crusty on Rachel’s forehead after sex with the old bell stamp.
I left a nice little round cum crusty on Rachel’s forehead after sex with the old bell stamp.
by Eaton Holgoode June 04, 2018
To describe the savory enjoyment and love that an individual has for bodily emissions like cum, love juice. May apply to other forms of excrement for those into scat play.
Carla loves to give head and swallow. She says that there is nothing more Goolicious than a hot load.
by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015
I paid $5 to that homeless dude for a quick tug behind the dumpster. I got a farmer’s hand and man my dick is sore.
I hate my uncle’s farmer’s hand. I wish he would use some lotion.
I hate my uncle’s farmer’s hand. I wish he would use some lotion.
by Eaton Holgoode August 08, 2018
Discovering that the hot chick you just picked up is a Tranny and she/he is sporting a little secret sausage under that dress. By the time you discover this hidden gem, Its too late and you are too trapped to care.
Dude. That babe I picked up last night turned out to be a lady boy.
Did you get the hell out braaaaahhh?
Hell no brohhhh. I was sausage trapped. There was no turning back. I just closed my eyes.
Did you get the hell out braaaaahhh?
Hell no brohhhh. I was sausage trapped. There was no turning back. I just closed my eyes.
by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015
by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017
The state of male penile flaccidness and temporary inability to get a stiffy due to excessive abuse and consumption of micro brewed beers.
I picked her up at Hopps Brewhouse and had her in my bed naked ready to ride me cowgirl but I got the micro-droop and she ended up sucking Mr. Softy.
by Eaton Holgoode January 09, 2019
The Last Course is a male's expectation to receive a gratuitous blow job or hand job from his male or female partner after treating said partner to wonderful meal at a fine dining establishment. The Last Course is typically served up in the car on the ride home. Once in the car, the male unzips his pants and tenders up his stiff, rigid penis for the expected blow job or handy from his mate. It is customary, proper manners and a show of appreciation for the partner to oblige and to savor the flavor of the Last Course.
John took his new girlfriend Penny out for a lovely steak dinner at his favorite steakhouse. Upon leaving, John tendered up his rigid cock on the drive back to her apartment. Penny graciously obliged to John's engorged satisfaction and savored every drop of the meal's Last Course.
by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2015