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Shift-Knobbing

Must be performed in a vehicle with a manual transmission. With the proliferation of automatics, shift-knobbing is a dying art and talent.

Shift-knobbing is when you are driving and your passenger partner (M or F) provides you with sloppy, wet road head all while they simultaneously operate the shift knob for you changing the gears with precision accuracy. Thus freeing both your hands to control the car or use one hand to drive and the other to return a little sexual gratification to your partner in one of their reachable erogenous zones.
Rachel and I hit the back roads to head to the beach. The drive when by smoothly as she was shift-knobbing with pinpoint accuracy. The bumpy back road route caused a few throat plunges and gasps for air.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018
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Fap Shame

The feelings of shame and disgust after fapping yourself to orgasm using some form of deviant stimuli to aid in your filthy self-pleasure.
I can’t get myself to nut unless I’m looking at midget granny porn. The fap shame is real. But what am I to do.

I’m straight but my fap shame is lady boy porn.
by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
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Raspberry Ring

Multiple festering small, round and thrombosed external hemorrhoids around the anus creating the appearance of a ring of very ripe, red raspberries around the oring.
Sonja begged Carl not to perform anal sex on her. He wore her out from the night before and left her with a Raspberry Ring and needed time to heal up and let the Tucks Medicated Pads provide a little cooling relief.
by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2015
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Skinnie Slapper

Extremely hot chick that’s always DTF. May be into various kinks and generally sexually uninhibited. Willing to try anything once. Twice if she likes it.
Rachel is a skinnie Slapper. She tried the group thing last weekend and wants to do it again.
by Eaton Holgoode November 29, 2018
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Velvet Sack

A soft, smooth, shorn scrotum.
Rachel loves my velvet sack.

I teabagged her with my velvet sack.

It’s a lot of work maintaining my velvet sack. If I don’t I’m like a Sasquatch down there.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018
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Backyard Boxing

Giving your mate a vigorous fisting. Typically involves lubricating both left and right fists and respective forearms then punching both fists into that ass like Floyd Mayweather on a gym punching bag.
After lubing up his fists, Armondo did a little backyard boxing on Sonja's tight little brown winker. By round three, Sonja came with a TKO.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015
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Whisker Sniff

When you nestle your nose deep in her pussy bush on the way down to performing cunnilingus so you can sniff around and make sure all smells nice and fresh.

Should less than a savory aroma be encountered, one can bail out on copulation without embarrassment.
Thank goodness I did the whisker sniff last night on that ho I picked up at the bar. It was emitting the aroma of a box of oysters sitting in the sun. I slipped back up, put on a sheath and gave her the D instead.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
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