Eaton Holgoode's definitions
I left that slut’s house this morning with a cup of coffee after I roped her up.
Your mom begged me so I roped her up last night after you went to bed.
Your mom begged me so I roped her up last night after you went to bed.
by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018
Get the Roped Her Upmug. After reaching nut from a vigorous session of hot oral, your finish off by rubbing out that man curd and lay the rope across her eyebrows. Talented males can cinch flow to avoid laying out a jizz unibrow. Thick loads leaving Brezhnev style brows are desirable.
I sent Rachel home after a little brow bustin’ last night. Them thick ropes was all over they forehead.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018
Get the Brow Bustin’mug. A sexual deviant that suffers from a taint fetish and when engaged in sexual activity, latches hold and spends an inordinate amount of time stimulating the grundle area of their partner.
I'm not going out with Carl again. All I wanted was a little oral action when we got home and he turned out to be a Grundle Leech.
by Eaton Holgoode January 4, 2016
Get the Grundle Leechmug. To receive a hand job from an individual that has a medical condition resulting in the shaking action of their hands. A shaker job is able to drive the receiver to the point of climax without the need for any motion other than the shaking itself. Shaker jobs are most common from geriatrics or from individual's suffering from substance withdrawal.
Example 1: Grandpa still enjoys getting a handy from Grandma. Her shaky old hands allow for the best Shaker Job.
Example 2: Frank picked up the local crack whore on the way home for a quick handy. He was hoping she would be going through withdrawal so that he could get a good old fashioned Shaker Job.
Example 2: Frank picked up the local crack whore on the way home for a quick handy. He was hoping she would be going through withdrawal so that he could get a good old fashioned Shaker Job.
by Eaton Holgoode May 7, 2015
Get the Shaker Jobmug. by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018
Get the Pack the Woundmug. Broohhhh!!! WTF is that smell? It's ripe. My eyes are watering.
Sorry Braaaaahhhh. Just cooking cabbage today.
Rank ass dude.
Sorry Braaaaahhhh. Just cooking cabbage today.
Rank ass dude.
by Eaton Holgoode November 7, 2015
Get the Cooking Cabbagemug. The extreme case of gut wrenching diarrhea, the shards, the squirts, or the trots induced by the consumption of too much of any product made with the fat alternative, Olean. Often has the most impact on individuals eating such foods for the first time that are unaware of the side effects. Severe cases may result in dehydration and a very sore O-Ring.
Nancy ate a whole bag of chips made with olestra last night. She spent the night on the crapper with a bad case of the Olestra Dribblies.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2009
Get the Olestra Dribbliesmug.