Tug Boy

A male that graciously offers up a tug job upon request. The Tug Boy may offer their services for some form of consideration such as cash or drugs or they simply may be promiscuous and enjoy giving a good handy and do it for free to anyone that asks.
Dan enjoyed spending the weekend at the local gay bar. He earned extra cash by offering up services as a Tug Boy in the restroom.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015
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Ball Slosh

Gina gave me a ball slosh in parking garage.

She’s quite the ball slosher.

I nutted her face after that ball slosh.
by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018
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Dry Plug

Sexual penetration of the anus with a finger, hand, fist, penis or a sexual aid, such as a butt plug, dildo or vibrator, completely dry and without any lubricant whatsoever.
Rachel squirmed like hell last night when I dry plugged that ass.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017
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Miner’s Lunch

When your girl is on all 4’s and and you finger and eat her snatch out from behind whilst mining her little brown flower deep with your nose.
I fed Roger a miner’s lunch today. It was heaven.

My nose still smells of her arse after that miner’s lunch.

Right after she works out is not the ideal time for a miner’s lunch.
by Eaton Holgoode June 01, 2018
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Crowned me with your Scent

A polite reference to bring attention to something or someone that is rank ass nasty and reeks of stench.

May reference a rest room that has been funkified with a nasty shit. May refer to some nasty greasy person that refuses to shower and smells of urine, body odor and unwiped ass.
Excuse me sir, having seen you come out of that stall, I must say you have truly crowned me with your scent. This room is ripe.

You nasty bum. Go take a shower. I’m twenty feet from you and you have crowned me with your scent.

Rachel your ass smells of hot wet shit. You have crowned me with your scent after sex. I need a shower as bad as you.
by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018
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Gootensils

Sexual devices, toys and utensils used to induce orgasm during sex or masturbation. For example, a butt plug, a dildo, etc.
Rachel came over and opened up a bag of vibrators. She had quite the collection of gootensils for us to play with.

I have four different sized gootensils that I shove up my ass to hit the prostate when I rub one out.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018
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Tail Bone Wet

A very wet state of female arousal. To be Tail Bone Wet, a female is involved in sexual activity on her back and her state of sexual arousal and any moisteners make her so sloppy wet that her love juices overflow from the vagina, down her ass crack and dampen her lower back.
Roger had his girlfriend so turned on from all of the oral sex he was giving her that when he finally gave her the bone he reached around and grabbed hold of her ass checks and found her to be Tail Bone Wet.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015
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