Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Neck Bone Gravy 

That creamy man gravy that she loves. Gobble gobble.

My girl is hungry for some neck bone gravy tonight. I shall feed her well.

Neck Bone Gravy by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

Cling Bur 

Knotted up ass hairs around an amalgam of fecal remnants and toilet paper. Similar to a dingle berry. Created over time from wiping action which knots the hairs.

I could barely wipe my ass today braaaahhhh. Got so many damn cling burrs down there. I need a pair of scissors to trim up.

Cling Bur by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

Meat Flog 

A rough, vigorous hand job simultaneously performed while repeatedly smacking the testicles with a small bamboo cane.

She strapped a ball gag in my mouth and began giving me a meat flog. What a day it was with my step mom.

Meat Flog by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

Dry Cruster 

When you feel like you are trying to shit a bowling ball covered in glass shards out your ass. A result of severe dehydration and poor diet.

No more keg parties braaaaahhh. My ass can't handle the dry crusters any more

Dry Cruster by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

Taffy Job 

When your partner is giving you head and focuses stickily on savoring your balls and graciously mouths each testicle like stretching warm pieces of taffy. Usually accompanied by a smile and the words "like that?"

Christie gives the best head yo. I'm telling you she can suck a dick but once she starts in with the taffy job you gonna nut braaaaahhh.

Taffy Job by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017

Seventh Inning Stretch 

When you are at a sports bar and about 3/4 through the game your girl starts to get a little fidgety and horny so she reaches under the table and gives your scrotum a long, stretching tug letting you know it's almost game time.

I had to walk away from the no hitter on tv last night. The seventh inning stretch was too good and had to hit it and quick.

Seventh Inning Stretch by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017

Breakfast Grind

In the early morning hours in bed, your girl snuggles up to your back side and starts grinding her lady bean against you signaling she needs to be fucked.

Shelly woke me up this morning with a good old breakfast grind.

Breakfast Grind by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017