Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Butler's Wipe

A Butler's Wipe references clean up services provided by a male after wet, jizz filled sex sessions. The Butler's Wipe is performed when sex juices are wiped and cleaned from the body and orifices of the other sexual partner or partners. Cleaning is performed using a traditional gak towel or doddle rag. While the Butler's Wipe is most often performed by the male partner in one on one sexual activity, Butler Wipes can be provided to multiple partners. In sex group settings and orgies, sex party participants often designate one male individual specifically to provide Butler Wipes throughout the party serving clean up for all orgy participants.

Reed banged his girlfriend Leslie for hours until they both exploded their love loads. Leslie was covered from stem to stern with Reed's man gravy. Because Reed is a gracious, serving lover, he pulled out the doddle rag from under the bed and gave Leslie a Butler's Wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2014

Brown Saucer

The exterior of the anus noted by a dark round saucer shaped shade of skin around the sphincter.

She went down on me last night and started tongue punching my brown saucer.

by Eaton Holgoode December 26, 2018

Nut Curd

A hot load. Man cum, a blast of semen, spew, spat, skeet, jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man batter, ball juice.

He coated my face with nut curd.

I blew my nut curd all over her tits.

I fapped so hard I blew nut curd all over my computer screen.

by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017

Titspert

A male who is an expert at stimulation and pleasuring of female tits.

Carl is a titspert. He’s like a fat kid eating candy when he’s at Hooters.

He really can get me off working my tits. My boyfriend is a real titspert.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Snot Wad

Typically, a felatio induced hot load of male nut custard that is ejaculated all over the giver's nose and nostril area. The end result is this gooey semen resembles a thick, draining wad of snot from the nasal passages.

Sandy was giving Robert head in the back bedroom at the party. He blew a huge Snot Wad and she ran from the room looking for a tissue.

by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2015

Jimmy Skin

A condom.

She wouldn’t let me dick her without a jimmy skin.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Ol’ Star Burst

Bursting a premature nut while attempting to perform anal sex. Rim firing your load on his or her brown star when trying to enter. Usually caused by being too turned on and that starfish being too damn tight.

Rachel’s ass is so damn tight I ended up doing the ol’ Star burst.

My uncle snuck in my room and tried to dry crack me but he ended up doing the ol’ Star burst.

by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018