I paid $5 to that homeless dude for a quick tug behind the dumpster. I got a farmer’s hand and man my dick is sore.
I hate my uncle’s farmer’s hand. I wish he would use some lotion.
I hate my uncle’s farmer’s hand. I wish he would use some lotion.
by Eaton Holgoode August 08, 2018
An individual, male or female, who has an extremely hairy ass. So hairy that it's like a thick beard from the pubic region, through the taint and up to the top of the ass crack.
How was your hook up last night with the chick you met on Tinder? She was hot broooohhh till I got them panties off and found a bear's ass. Nasty braaaahh. Did you hit it? Hell yea. She's a little matted and knotted up today.
by Eaton Holgoode March 07, 2017
Rachel is a whore. She sleeps around so watch out braaaaahhh. She got the toxic twat.
Despite the risk for toxic twat, I still frequent prostitutes.
I think I have a yeast infection or an STD. My pussy stanks like toxic twat today.
Despite the risk for toxic twat, I still frequent prostitutes.
I think I have a yeast infection or an STD. My pussy stanks like toxic twat today.
by Eaton Holgoode May 29, 2018
Cable Dropper is most commonly used to refer to one's asshole, anus, rectum, sphincter, brown round, brown eye, red eye, juicy brown, turd cutter, poop chute, mud room, gravy blaster.
After a night filled with very pleasurable anal sex, Sandy felt quite satiated and pleasured, but was quite constipated. Never had her Cable Dropper been so plugged up.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014
During sex or foreplay, when you root your nose all up in her ass and/or pussy, like a dog, taking in all those hot, fragrant female aromas.
I was dog nosing Rachel's ass last night.
I was dog nosing your mom last night braaaaaahhh. Like a flower garden down there.
I was dog nosing your mom last night braaaaaahhh. Like a flower garden down there.
by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017
She was a little turned off by my ravioli Tip. Told me I needed to get a shower and clean up.
I sucked a guy off last night. The room was dark. The taste was a little bitter. I think he had ravioli Tip.
I sucked a guy off last night. The room was dark. The taste was a little bitter. I think he had ravioli Tip.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
I drove my truck out into the woods and we didn’t little donut holin’.
She asked me to fist her on the first date. Who knew she was a into donut holin’.
I learned the hard way that my roommate is into donut holin’.
If your uncle asks you if you want to go donut holin’, I suggest you say no.
She asked me to fist her on the first date. Who knew she was a into donut holin’.
I learned the hard way that my roommate is into donut holin’.
If your uncle asks you if you want to go donut holin’, I suggest you say no.
by Eaton Holgoode December 05, 2017