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Monster Moist

The complete state of panty wetness induced when a redneck boy takes his redneck girl to a monster truck show at Monster Jam. May also induce wetness for any MILF attending a Monster Jam event that is there with their pre-pubescent boys and they are into trucks.
Kleatus took Sarah to Monster Jam last night. She was squirming in her seat the whole time and was so horned up over them big trucks she done went and got all Monster Moist.
by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015
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Small Snatch

A small, tight pussy. The perfect vagina. Considered the gold star of all snatches. When you hook up and find a small snatch with a random, it’s nirvana.
Rachel has the perfect small snatch.

I hooked up with two girls last night at the party. One had beef curtains was was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. But the other one braaaaaahhhh had a small snatch. It was a tight entry but after that it was like a glove.
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018
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Crowded Subway

A slang reference to a female or male that is known for their promiscuos sexual activity whereby they openly and willingly allow the frequent use of their vagina and/or their anus for the sexual gratification by many different and multiple partners.
Frank: What's up Broh! What's new?
Stan: I finally got a date with Wendy that works at the Cafe on the first floor?
Frank: Are you kidding me?
Stan: Yea. Why? What's wrong?
Frank: Dude that girl is one Crowded Subway. Better wear a raincoat.
Stan: Well Sh**!
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2014
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Stanked Up

The thick, pungent left behind smells of a hot, sweaty, mungy ass sex session. Usually left behind in your room, dorm or car. A dead give away to the trained and experienced nostril like your mom's.
Although Carl told his mom he was doing homework with Cassie, the stanked up room was a dead giveaway that more than their lessons had been worked on.
by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017
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Nun Slapped

When a female refuses to engage in sexual activity.
I was putting the moves on hard with that new chick in the office but I got nun slapped.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
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Dirty Dutchman

To erotically explore your partner's anus with a finger. Akin to the legend of the little Dutch boy poking his finger in the dike.
Sonja let out a squeal when Barry surprised her with a Dirty Dutchman. He was mid-knuckle deep before she knew what was happening.
by Eaton Holgoode May 16, 2016
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Cockspur

1. A thorny plant.

2. Knotted up male pubic hairs. The cockspur is a distant cousin to the dingleberry.
Your cockspur is beautiful. I can’t get mine to grow. I overwatered it.

I have so many cockspur I’m going to have to shave my pubes and regrow.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
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