Dragnet

When a dude realizes that the hot chick they are hitting on or picked up is a lady boy and packing a little extra ammo down there.

Roger soon realized that the babe he picked up and took home lured home into a dragnet.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017

Bust a Grunt

To take a big ole shit. A massive dump.

That was one hell of a meal. No choice now but to bust a grunt. Where's the newspaper.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Flap Fingered

To receive external or penetrative play of the anus with one or more fingers. May be a stand alone act or accompany other acts of pleasure.

Carl: How was your date with that new chick in accounting?
Bill: Dude she was a freak. She was slobbing my knob and next thing I know I'm getting Flap Fingered.
Carl: Awesome Brahhhhhhhh!

by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2014

Gucci Sleeve

The perfect pussy. Perfectly tight. Perfectly wet. Perfectly trimmed.

Rachel’s got the Gucci sleeve. I’m a hit it tonight.

I like high priced call girls for the best Gucci sleeve money can buy.

by Eaton Holgoode June 07, 2018

Root Cellar

Slang for one's anus, the ass hole, the bung hole, the corn hole.

Carl out it to me last night in the root cellar. I can barely walk.

I can't clear out my root cellar. I'm constipated.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

Toothpaste Turd

A defecation that is so sticky you just can't seem to wipe up and get yourself clean.

I'm all itchy down there from that toothpaste turd this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode March 01, 2017

Mad Curly

Extremely bushy, overgrown pubic hair.

She dropped her panties and whoa!!!!! Mad curly.

by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2017