Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Well Basted

To have one's vagina or anus sufficiently moistened and/or lubricated prior to any form of sexual intercourse.

Darlene only allowed Frank to penetrate her anal sphincter when it was well basted with some KY jelly. Otherwise, the old brown eye was off limits.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015

Mouth Pound

An rough, aggressive blow job similar to skull fucking. Usually involves thrusting the penis in and out and forced deep throating and oxygen deprivation. Highly pleasurable.

Sally loves the mouth pound. Im going to pound it as soon as I get home.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Deep Hanger

Dangling, knotted up ass hairs deep in the ass.

Rachel and I were locked in a hot 69 with her on top and as I was eating her, her brown eye opened and she had a deep hanger.

My girlfriend cut the deep hangers out of my ass.

by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018

Slip Dip

Sex lubricant. Used to help slip it in and penetrate when it’s tight, dry or both.

I keep a tube of slip dip in the nightstand so I don’t have to dry crack Rachel every night.

I shagged the milf next door. She was so dry I had to use some slip dip.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018

Fresh Gash

Reference to virgin pussy. Never been fucked and still sporting a cherry. The gold star of all poon.

Sheila won't give it up braaaahh. She's fresh gash.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

Meet n’ Skeet

A random hook up for a quick down and dirty session to bust a nut.

There’s a couple of new homeless women down by the park. I’m going to cruise through for a meet n’ skeet. They’ll do anything for $5.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Persian Rash

Rug burns on the feet, legs, knees arms or face from vigorous sex on the carpet.

I was hitting it so good from behind with her ass up and face down in the shag she wound up with the Persian rash on the left side of her face.

My knees are covered in Persian rash after taking it doggy last night.

What is wrong with your knees and elbows? Looks like you had a skateboard accident. Naaaahhh I’m good. Just the Persian rash.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019