The constant barrage of pure, unadulterated lies, misinformation, disinformation and management masterbationand just made up non-sense because of lack of knowledge that is spewed from the mouths of members of management in any given company. Most often, Laxative Lingo is spewed from members of management that are completely incompetent and unqualified to be in their positions and are highly over paid. Many Laxative Lingo spewing managers have achieved their roles because of the Peter Principle.
John: Hey Bill. How are things down in accounting these days?
Bill: How do you think they are? The CFO is an idiot. He can't count to ten and like the rest of management here, spews nothing but Laxative Lingo every time he opens his mount.
John: This is terrible place to work. Thanks for reminding me.
Bill: How do you think they are? The CFO is an idiot. He can't count to ten and like the rest of management here, spews nothing but Laxative Lingo every time he opens his mount.
John: This is terrible place to work. Thanks for reminding me.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2013
A male that graciously offers up a tug job upon request. The Tug Boy may offer their services for some form of consideration such as cash or drugs or they simply may be promiscuous and enjoy giving a good handy and do it for free to anyone that asks.
Dan enjoyed spending the weekend at the local gay bar. He earned extra cash by offering up services as a Tug Boy in the restroom.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015
A derogatory reference to a person that's a real douche. A real cock. An overall prick who can only be equated to that of a sexual device shoved into one's rectum.
A sexual aid used to gap the rectum or to stimulate the rectal area or if deep enough, the male prostate.
A sexual aid used to gap the rectum or to stimulate the rectal area or if deep enough, the male prostate.
My boss is a real anal plug.
Have you met the new guy in sales? A real anal plug.
Carla got her bung nice and gapped using her anal plug.
Have you met the new guy in sales? A real anal plug.
Carla got her bung nice and gapped using her anal plug.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
A gang banged whore's vagina that is filled with and oozing the cum of all the male bang participants. Alternstive nomenclature to the cream pie.
Rhonda loves group sex. While she loves a good facial bukkake, she really enjoys a good gang bang and leaving her with a Deviled Clam by the end of the night.
by Eaton Holgoode May 11, 2015
After giving his girlfriend a good old fashioned anal pounding, Carl pulled out his Butter Worm and rubbed it on her chin.
by Eaton Holgoode March 25, 2015
When your girl is on all 4’s and and you finger and eat her snatch out from behind whilst mining her little brown flower deep with your nose.
I fed Roger a miner’s lunch today. It was heaven.
My nose still smells of her arse after that miner’s lunch.
Right after she works out is not the ideal time for a miner’s lunch.
My nose still smells of her arse after that miner’s lunch.
Right after she works out is not the ideal time for a miner’s lunch.
by Eaton Holgoode May 03, 2018
An engorged, swollen, reddish colored (borderline on purple) penis. Typically a penis that is being constructed for rigidness by use of a cock ring or constrictor band.
One may also have a red dogger from popping viagra and jacking off to porn for several hours.
One may also have a red dogger from popping viagra and jacking off to porn for several hours.
I got a red dogger going on trying to punch his way out of these pants.
I jerked off for three hours yesterday. My sack was dry and left me with a red dogger.
Rachel loves it when I put on my cock harness. My red dogger gets so rigid it could bust a vein.
I jerked off for three hours yesterday. My sack was dry and left me with a red dogger.
Rachel loves it when I put on my cock harness. My red dogger gets so rigid it could bust a vein.
by Eaton Holgoode May 09, 2018