Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Amazing Dick Skills

A dude with extreme penile talents used in satisfying their partner.

Roger has amazing dick skills. He can go all night.

Amazing Dick Skills by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017

Dry-Handed 

Receiving a vigorous hand job but unable to nut one out. Just a lot of yanking and total regret.

Carrie finally gave me a handy last night. How was it? Not good. Totally Dry-Handed.

Dry-Handed by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017

Five Knuckle Plug 

Achieving a full hand fisting of your partner's anus of or vagina. Requires patience and lots of lube and very pleasurable gaping.

It took over an hour but I finally did the Five Knuckle Plug on her ass. That baby gaped for 10 minutes before it snapped back shut.

Five Knuckle Plug by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017

Meat Pacifier 

The old cock and balls. Sure to pacify and satisfy that hungry mouth and quiet one down to sounds of soft suckling and quiet coos of satisfaction.

The girl was a little too talkative last night so I gave her the meat pacifier. She was quite content thereafter till I nutted up her chin real good.

Meat Pacifier by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2017

Flap Jacker

After a night of hot sex, your girl wakes up and makes you flap jacks and proceeds to give you a hand job while serving you breakfast in bed.

My cock n balls are raw today braaaahhh. Banged her ass all night and she finished me with a flap jacker this morning.

Flap Jacker by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2017

Donglers 

Big saggy testicles. Very low hanging. Like two tennis balls hanging in a dress sock.

That old dude has serious donglers.

Donglers by Eaton Holgoode March 25, 2017

Prune Juicin' 

Shitting your brains out. Massive rounds of explosive, wet diarrhea.

Are you all right in there braaaahhh? Sounds like someone's dumping buckets of water. Brooohhh I am prune juicin' bad. I think it's those wings and cheap beer last night. I can get off the shitter. It just keeps coming.

Prune Juicin' by Eaton Holgoode March 25, 2017