Eaton Holgoode's definitions
A rank, cheesy, sweaty smell of ripe ass and sticky ball sack that is found around the gooch and taint. However, may be used to just imply one smells of ass and balls.
I just scratched my taint and now my finger smells like assballz.
She was licking my gooch but gagged cause it smelled of assballz.
Dude go shower. You smell like assballz.
She was licking my gooch but gagged cause it smelled of assballz.
Dude go shower. You smell like assballz.
by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018
Get the Assballzmug. 1. A deposit of skin hanging from the neck if a bull moose.
2. An excessively large and dangling male scrotum.
2. An excessively large and dangling male scrotum.
1. Shot a bull moose last week hunting in Alaska. Thing has a huge moose bell.
2. Frank's moose bell was too much for his girlfriend to gag down when he tea bagged her.
2. Frank's moose bell was too much for his girlfriend to gag down when he tea bagged her.
by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2017
Get the Moose Bellmug. This bar is full of Spacey cadets.
This acting class is great. But I don’t want to be a spacey cadet.
This acting class is great. But I don’t want to be a spacey cadet.
by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2017
Get the Spacey Cadetmug. by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
Get the Wet Eggsmug. Vigorously yanking down on the scrotum with one hand while jerking off the cock with the other. Typically performed in synchronous harmony until a climactic finishing release.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
Get the Jack Ballingmug. Reference to virgin pussy. Never been fucked and still sporting a cherry. The gold star of all poon.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
Get the Fresh Gashmug. There’s a couple of new homeless women down by the park. I’m going to cruise through for a meet n’ skeet. They’ll do anything for $5.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
Get the Meet n’ Skeetmug.