Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Spacey Cadet

Young male that is hit on and actively pursued for a little male on male sex.

This bar is full of Spacey cadets.

This acting class is great. But I don’t want to be a spacey cadet.

by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2017

Wet Eggs

Dropping greasy, wet shits. Typically hangover shits.

I was in the stall for an hour laying some wet eggs. I feel like hell.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Jack Balling

Vigorously yanking down on the scrotum with one hand while jerking off the cock with the other. Typically performed in synchronous harmony until a climactic finishing release.

My balls are really sore today. I watched porn all day in my dorm room and was jack balling myself.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Fresh Gash

Reference to virgin pussy. Never been fucked and still sporting a cherry. The gold star of all poon.

Sheila won't give it up braaaahh. She's fresh gash.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

Meet n’ Skeet

A random hook up for a quick down and dirty session to bust a nut.

There’s a couple of new homeless women down by the park. I’m going to cruise through for a meet n’ skeet. They’ll do anything for $5.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Persian Rash

Rug burns on the feet, legs, knees arms or face from vigorous sex on the carpet.

I was hitting it so good from behind with her ass up and face down in the shag she wound up with the Persian rash on the left side of her face.

My knees are covered in Persian rash after taking it doggy last night.

What is wrong with your knees and elbows? Looks like you had a skateboard accident. Naaaahhh I’m good. Just the Persian rash.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Mud Packer

An individual into scat play. One that perfers to eat a dirty ass and enjoys a little tangy ring juice. Akin to a cosmetic mud pack, a Mud Packer enjoys a little brown matter smeared upon the face.

Carl always enjoyed picking up the local meth whores for sex. They always offered him the dirty ass he enjoyed performing analingus on from going weeks without a bathing. His fetish as a Mud Packer were always satisfied.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015