Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Assballz

A rank, cheesy, sweaty smell of ripe ass and sticky ball sack that is found around the gooch and taint. However, may be used to just imply one smells of ass and balls.

I just scratched my taint and now my finger smells like assballz.

She was licking my gooch but gagged cause it smelled of assballz.

Dude go shower. You smell like assballz.

by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018

Moose Bell

1. A deposit of skin hanging from the neck if a bull moose.

2. An excessively large and dangling male scrotum.

1. Shot a bull moose last week hunting in Alaska. Thing has a huge moose bell.

2. Frank's moose bell was too much for his girlfriend to gag down when he tea bagged her.

by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2017

Spacey Cadet

Young male that is hit on and actively pursued for a little male on male sex.

This bar is full of Spacey cadets.

This acting class is great. But I don’t want to be a spacey cadet.

by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2017

Wet Eggs

Dropping greasy, wet shits. Typically hangover shits.

I was in the stall for an hour laying some wet eggs. I feel like hell.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Jack Balling

Vigorously yanking down on the scrotum with one hand while jerking off the cock with the other. Typically performed in synchronous harmony until a climactic finishing release.

My balls are really sore today. I watched porn all day in my dorm room and was jack balling myself.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Fresh Gash

Reference to virgin pussy. Never been fucked and still sporting a cherry. The gold star of all poon.

Sheila won't give it up braaaahh. She's fresh gash.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

Meet n’ Skeet

A random hook up for a quick down and dirty session to bust a nut.

There’s a couple of new homeless women down by the park. I’m going to cruise through for a meet n’ skeet. They’ll do anything for $5.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018