I simply cannot dry rub myself. I’m a true lubertarian.
As a lubertarian, I have a plethora of lubricants in my nightstand.
Rachel gave me a vigorous handy and I’m so glad she respected the fact that I’m a lubertarian.
As a lubertarian, I have a plethora of lubricants in my nightstand.
Rachel gave me a vigorous handy and I’m so glad she respected the fact that I’m a lubertarian.
by Eaton Holgoode February 01, 2018
Deep vein thrombonesis (throm-BONE-sis), or DVTBONE, is a condition that occurs when copious amounts of blood flows to and settles in the center of a males thick, rigid cock during intercourse or analcourse. The cock becomes overly engorged and swollen to the size of a tennis ball or softball. The blood thickens so much that the male becomes trapped inside the vagina or anus. Even after becoming non-erect or flaccid, Deep Vein Thrombonesis will remain and can take up to an hour or longer for the swelling to subside allowing for the penis to be withdrawn.
Although the condition can look painful, it is generally without pain and in some instances, can enhance the lovemaking.
Although the condition can look painful, it is generally without pain and in some instances, can enhance the lovemaking.
After an unhealthly combination of viagra and other sex enhancing substances, Luther found himself suffering from Deep Vein Thrombonesis during intercourse with this girlfriend, Nadine. Luther was swollen up the size of a softball and couldn't withdraw for over an hour.
by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2014
by Eaton Holgoode December 27, 2018
After having sex with a hot ginger babe, you smack your flaccid penis back and forth against her cheeks till her milky white skin turns a lovely pinkish hue.
I was all up in her last night braaaahhh and then finished her off with a ginger smack. How were the cheeks? Pretty n pink braaaaaahh. Pretty n pink.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017
The dirty remnants on a male penis upon withdrawing from the anus after thoroughly ass mining one's partner.
Carl told his girlfriend to prep her ass better next time before letting him mine and plunder her bung. The last time produced way too much miner's stew to his liking.
by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2015
Creases in the skin, generally found in larger, obese individuals, that entrap dried skin, sebum and sweat, to create a cheesy, odiferous, smegma. Generally is not noticeable until a fat, flap fold is pealed back.
Roger went hogging and picked up a chick at the bar and took her home. He was pounded her good until she got in doggy position and her flap fold opened and Roger started to retch.
by Eaton Holgoode October 19, 2015
Braaaaahhh. Did you just eat ice cream or ya got the shimmy chin?
I need to run wipe my face. That prostitute gave me a shimmy chin.
Your mom is dirty yo. She gave me the shimmy chin.
I need to run wipe my face. That prostitute gave me a shimmy chin.
Your mom is dirty yo. She gave me the shimmy chin.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017