Also known as ARD. Anal recovery day is when a sick or PTO day must be used to be absent from work or school due to having your anal region pummeled during sexual activity the evening prior. Time is needed to recover from the gape, tenderness and even the ability to walk straight again.
HR: Good Morning HR department.
Employee: Hi this is Rachel in Accounting. I’m going to need to take a sick day today so I won’t be in.
HR: Sorry to hear that. Feel better. Is it the flu that’s going around?
Employee: I wish. It’s an anal recovery day. My boyfriend hit it hard last night. I may have a fissure.
Employee: Hi this is Rachel in Accounting. I’m going to need to take a sick day today so I won’t be in.
HR: Sorry to hear that. Feel better. Is it the flu that’s going around?
Employee: I wish. It’s an anal recovery day. My boyfriend hit it hard last night. I may have a fissure.
by Eaton Holgoode May 04, 2018
A sloppy, fucked, cum filed pussy. Typically that of a filthy, dirty, sweaty, street walking, meth smoking prostitute that services multiple male tricks over the course of a night and does not vacate semen from her wet tuna between tricks.
Roger worked an evening shift and didn't leave until 4:00 a.m. He cruised crack town for a meth whore on the way home. When he finally picked up a prostitute he could tell from the wet gusset in her panties that she had been a busy girl all night and he was fixing to be served up some Grilled Tuna.
by Eaton Holgoode May 21, 2015
Tea bagging your mate on their birthday, anniversary or Christmas when they weren't expecting to receive such a wonderful surprise.
by Eaton Holgoode November 09, 2015
by Eaton Holgoode November 30, 2018
The same grabbing and wrenching of an individual’s nipples as in a Texas Titty Twister except the Tennessee twister is strictly limited to grabbing and wrenching the nipples of a female family member.
I gave my sister a Tennessee Titty Twister last night. She got some big ol’ nips.
My uncle just reached around me and gave me a Tennessee Titty Twister.
My uncle just reached around me and gave me a Tennessee Titty Twister.
by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018
I shoved two fingers in her clamembert last night. Like liquid velvet down there.
Rachel’s shaved box is a fine serving if exquisite clamembert if I must say.
Rachel’s shaved box is a fine serving if exquisite clamembert if I must say.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
He teabags me every night with this klappers. It’s like two tennis balls in a sock.
My uncle showed me his klappers.
My uncle showed me his klappers.
by Eaton Holgoode February 01, 2018