Eaton Holgoode's definitions
Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.
I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.
I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.
I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.
by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018
Get the Mustard Sockmug. A sweat and grime layered gooch and grundle marked by a rancid, cheesy odor. Farmer's Cheese typically forms after period of long perspiration and or going for days or weeks without bathing. The smell is akin to that of knob cheese.
After three weeks of roaming the streets and interludes with multiple crack whores, Roger had developed a thick layer of Farmer's Cheese on his sack and the smell was rancid like Limburger and pickled onions.
by Eaton Holgoode December 6, 2016
Get the Farmer's Cheesemug. Peter brown-balled me good last night. I’m still gaping.
The cops took my weed. I’m brown-balled tonight.
The cops took my weed. I’m brown-balled tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018
Get the Brown-Balledmug. When she’s got her short shorts on and about an inch, give or take, of ass cheek is hanging out tue bottom back end. Guaranteed to turn male heads regardless of the amount of meat hanging out.
The gym was full today of females working out and there was quite a bit of cheek meat showing I must admit.
by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019
Get the Cheek Meatmug. by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018
Get the Daddy’s Gibletsmug. When you eat out your wife or girlfriend's hot, juicy, sweaty and mungy ass after she's been seated at an outdoor event in a hot stadium seat for a few hours. Very popular during the summer baseball season.
After another great Cardinals victory on a hot July day, Frank got his wife back home right after the game and she fed him a juicy boiled ham dinner.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015
Get the Boiled Ham Dinnermug. A discreet expression to announce you are cruising the intercity streets for a hooker for a knob bobbing blow job.
by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017
Get the Bob Uptownmug.