Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Alley Squat
The act of defecting outside in a non-descript place such as an alley, a parking garage, behind a building or dumpster. While an everyday occurrence for the bums and homeless, an alley squat may be required by the refined and more sophisticated classes due to urgency and inability to make it to a proper facility.
Don’t take that back road as a shortcut. There are way to many alley squats back there. It’s stinks of hot, urine and shit.
After a long night of bar hopping, Carl had no choice but to alley squat on the way back to his car and drop a massive beer shit.
After a long night of bar hopping, Carl had no choice but to alley squat on the way back to his car and drop a massive beer shit.
Alley Squat by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019
Plow the Corn Field
Plow the Corn Field by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019
Happy Start
When you pay the extra cheese straight up at the massage parlor and you get a handy from the masseuse before the massage. Preferable to a happy ending.
Happy Start by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019
Jewel Bag
Jewel Bag by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019
Micro-Droop
The state of male penile flaccidness and temporary inability to get a stiffy due to excessive abuse and consumption of micro brewed beers.
I picked her up at Hopps Brewhouse and had her in my bed naked ready to ride me cowgirl but I got the micro-droop and she ended up sucking Mr. Softy.
Micro-Droop by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019
Suck the Skin Off
Braaaaahhh your mom is a rock star cock sucker. Last night I thought was was gonna suck the skin off.
Suck the Skin Off by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019
Nuclear Waste
An explosive case of the shits that blasts water and liquid shit up the sides of the bowl like a mushroom cloud and leaves the depositor’s o-ring burning like a seared piece of meat.
Nuclear Waste by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019