Labial Hangers

Dangly, hanging pussy lips.

She got them labial hangers braaaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode June 03, 2018

Purge Valve

The sphincter, a.k.a. butt hole, when gas or shit or both are blowing out of the ass either due to the need for immediate pressure relief or a necessary bodily function. Use of the Purge Valve may often satisfy both.

Gary went to the all you can eat Chinese Buffet where he consumed a massive amount of beef and broccoli for dinner. A few hours later he was so bloated air began forcefully blowing out of his Purge Valve. He soon felt relief and his pants weren't so tight.

by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009

Surprise Bellringer

While your girl is sucking your dick or giving you a hand job, without warning she shoves one or two unlubricated fingers straight up in your asshole.

Rachel gave me an awesome surprise bellringer last night. I wasn’t expecting that. She clamped onto my bell end and milked my prostate.

by Eaton Holgoode February 01, 2018

Skunk Titties

When a female’s armpits reek so fuckin bad her tits stink.

I was having sex with this ho I picked up and she has the skunk titties.

by Eaton Holgoode December 05, 2017

Whore Stank

The smell your side whore or prostitute leaves on your body, your junk and your clothes. The smell of sex.

Always the olfactory trigger that your steady girl or wife tries to sniff out when you get home. They have a nose for it.

A true player gets the whore stank off before he goes home.

I stopped at the gas station to wash my junk in the sink and take a french bath to get the whore stank off before meeting my wife for dinner.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Apple Smash

To pound the booty. Pillaging, but albeit pleasurable, anal sex.

I can't wait to get home tonight braaaahhh. Bae will beer there waiting for me, in bed, on all fours, waiting for an apple smash.

Pound dat ass good braaaaaaahhh.

by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015

Uterine Flush

The female period. On the rag. Aunt Flo. Monthly bill.

Rachel has the uterine flush so won’t be getting any tonight.

Her uterine flush was leaking through her maxi into her new white jeans.

by Eaton Holgoode January 09, 2019