Rachel is a whore. She sleeps around so watch out braaaaahhh. She got the toxic twat.
Despite the risk for toxic twat, I still frequent prostitutes.
I think I have a yeast infection or an STD. My pussy stanks like toxic twat today.
Despite the risk for toxic twat, I still frequent prostitutes.
I think I have a yeast infection or an STD. My pussy stanks like toxic twat today.
by Eaton Holgoode May 29, 2018
Cable Dropper is most commonly used to refer to one's asshole, anus, rectum, sphincter, brown round, brown eye, red eye, juicy brown, turd cutter, poop chute, mud room, gravy blaster.
After a night filled with very pleasurable anal sex, Sandy felt quite satiated and pleasured, but was quite constipated. Never had her Cable Dropper been so plugged up.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014
When you drop a turd that’s so hard, so long and so girthy you feel like your taint is being slowly split in half as the behemoth passes.
From the moans coming from the stall next to mine, I’m pretty that guy was forcing out a taint splitter.
Hey braaaaaahhh I’m really hurting. I just has a taint splitter. Will you do a brooohhh a solid and take a gander at my taint and make sure it’s not bleeding?
I’m going to have to take a laxative. I can’t take anymore taint splitters.
Hey braaaaaahhh I’m really hurting. I just has a taint splitter. Will you do a brooohhh a solid and take a gander at my taint and make sure it’s not bleeding?
I’m going to have to take a laxative. I can’t take anymore taint splitters.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
To receive and take a copious amount of male ejaculate. To lovingly take that nut custard like a boss.
Steve got home from work and had been working up a nut all day cause he sack blasted all over my chin.
Rachel got sack blasted last night.
Rachel got sack blasted last night.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
When you walk your girl up in the middle of the night for sex by dragging your scrotum back and forth across her face and lips.
Moon dropping can also apply to tea bagging her if she’s an open mouth sleeper.
Moon dropping can also apply to tea bagging her if she’s an open mouth sleeper.
I gave Rachel the moon drops last night about 2 a.m.
I can always stop her snoring with the moon drops.
I can always stop her snoring with the moon drops.
by Eaton Holgoode May 11, 2018
An individual with extremely fat, round fingers. Like little pork loins. Typically disproportional in size to the hand itself.
I know Roger has freakish hands with those pork fingers. But I let him finger my bum last night and I must say that felt great and the girth did leave me with a gape.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
When your balls hang low enough that your girl can reach around, while your banging her on top, and stuff both your nuts up her ass. The feeling is intense like a tiny midget hand squeezing your nads. Desired by many. Accomplished by the gifted few.
Thanks to my heavy hangers, Rachel did the two tucker on me last night. So tight.
Braaaaahh I can’t shake the sight of waking in on you and my sister doing the two tucker.
Braaaaahh I can’t shake the sight of waking in on you and my sister doing the two tucker.
by Eaton Holgoode February 05, 2018