The act of a male holding a massive load of diarrhea while masturbating sitting on the toilet. A master Squirt N Jerker will hold their diarrhea until the point of climax. At climax, both load are released for extreme gratification.
After holding a load of diarrhea for over an hour, he decided to take advantage of the opportunity to Squirt N Jerk and rubbed one out to a simultaneous explosion.
by Eaton Holgoode June 01, 2009
The act itself when a slutty, whore female uses her pussy to obtain material items such as money, cars, free rent, vacations, etc. She trades her vagina to well off and/or just generally desperate men willing to compensate for their inadequacies through trade of material possessions for sex. See Sugar Baby and Sugar Daddy.
Rico: Hey Dude! Have you met that new girl Tonya?
Suave: Yes. She is a slut.
Rico: Why do you say that, yo?
Suave: Dude, do you think she has all that bling from working? She is a whore that earns her living Fur Trading.
Rico: Damn. Wish I had more spending cheese!
Suave: Yes. She is a slut.
Rico: Why do you say that, yo?
Suave: Dude, do you think she has all that bling from working? She is a whore that earns her living Fur Trading.
Rico: Damn. Wish I had more spending cheese!
by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009
That Starbucks was great. But it’s time for a little coffee afterbirth.
This coffee afterbirth has got me trotting to the shitter a couple of times today.
This coffee afterbirth has got me trotting to the shitter a couple of times today.
by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018
To eat the pussy. Perform cunnilingus. Munching on the Labia aka The Lab. Dine at The Y. Chicken at the Y. Licking the old Vajayjay.
Stan: Hey Joe. What are you and your girl doing tonight? Going out?
Joe: No Braaahhhh! We are staying home. She just called and told me she's all fresh and in bed ready for me to get home. I'll be Lappin Lab tonight.
Stan: Them's good eats Broooohhhh! Good eats.
Joe: No Braaahhhh! We are staying home. She just called and told me she's all fresh and in bed ready for me to get home. I'll be Lappin Lab tonight.
Stan: Them's good eats Broooohhhh! Good eats.
by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode May 04, 2017
A reference to a male who engages in giving anal sex to a lucky recipient.
Also may refer to the penis itself as it plunges deep in the anal mud.
Also may refer to the penis itself as it plunges deep in the anal mud.
Roger is a real mud plunger. He’s always looking for anal sex.
I drilled her down in the booty with my mud plunger.
I drilled her down in the booty with my mud plunger.
by Eaton Holgoode June 04, 2018