Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Binder Knot

An alternative way describe being in a constipated state. A Binder Knot is a clogged colon resulting in severe constipation also known as sewer capped. Having a Binder Knot is usually a result of the lack of fiber combined with ingesting copious amounts of cheese, ice cream and other dairy products medically known to be "binding" and constipating.

Howard hosted a playoff party for all of his Green Bay Packer friends. As part of the game day spread, Howard prepared a smorgasbord including pounds and pounds of various Wisconsin cheeses. After Green Bay blew their chances to go to the Super Bowl, Howard went on an unprecedented cheese eating bender and consumed almost five pounds of ripe Stilton. The next morning he found himself seated on the shitter, grabbing the sides of the toilet and straining to release the biggest Binder Knot he had ever encountered.

by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2015

Stuffed Mud

Extremely pleasurable anal sex between a M/F or M/M.

Candy decided to call Mary's old boyfriend Carl and seek out a date. Mary said he was a bungophile and given that Candy loves a little Stuffed Mud, it was a match meant to be.

by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

Let’s Pull the Plug

Convincing your menstruating girlfriend to pull that rag out and give up the pussy

C’mon baby. You know I love you. Let’s pull the plug. I can’t beat off again.

by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2017

Gravy Vein

The male penis, cock, member, knob, meat stick that delivers a copious amount of semen upon ejaculation.

Charlene spread eagle and took all of Carl's Gravy Vein and he filled her cream pie full.

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

Dandy Boy

A homosexual or bisexual male. A Dandy Boy can be completely out, partially out, closeted or in complete denial.

Stan: Hey Joe. Have you met the new neighbor yet?
Joe: No what's his story?
Stan: I can sum it up for you. Dandy Boy.
Joe: Sweet. This hood can use a good sausage party.

by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015

Hot Wanda

When your girl lays down face up, fills her loving mouth full of Listerine or Scope Mouthwash and lets you repeatedly tea bag your ball sack plunging it in and out of the antiseptic creating a cool, refreshing, yet burning, sensation.

Rachel let me do the Hot Wanda last night. My fuckin nuts smell so clean and fresh. That minty cool really takes your breath away.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

Blossom Butter

The remnants of lube, semen and booty juice around your girl’s bung hole after you work that little rosebud hard during anal sex.

Rachel’s blossom butter tastes so good.

Her bung was covered in blossom butter.

by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018