Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Thin Jimmy 

A long, slender penis. Similar to a 6-7 inch section of garden hose. Thin Jimmy’s are ideal for anal sex due to limited girth.

Rachel loves anal now that she’s with a dude that packs a Thin Jimmy.

Rachel: My old boyfriend had a horse cock and left me anal gaping. But now that I’m with Carl, his Thin Jimmy is perfect and I snap right back shut.

Thin Jimmy by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2017

Purple Pop 

And engorged male cock with an oversized, bulbous, purple hued bell end.

That dirty whore went down on my purple pop and choked on the nut.

Your mom couldn’t get enough of my purple pop last night.

That toothless prostitute gummed the he’ll out of my purple pop for $5.

Purple Pop by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2017

Gentleman’s Delima 

Consternation over whether or not to release one’s flatulence for fear of it being a big ole wet shart. The pressure is real but the fear of shatting oneself is concerning.

Often occurrs during a Gentleman’s Release.

I had the Gentleman’s Delima today. I gambled and sadly, I lost. I sharted straight down my pant leg into my shoe. I should have known better having had a fizzy bisto earlier.

Gentleman’s Delima by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2017

Beavarrhea 

Vaginal discharge of a dirty prostitute or your average street walking whore. Generally of the ripe, pungent and smegma like variety.

She dropped her panties yo and there were beavarrhea stains. The smell quickly followed. I was gagging braaaaaaahhhh.

Beavarrhea by Eaton Holgoode October 6, 2017

Knucklebob 

Fingering your bootyhole or the bootyhole of another with your middle finger up to the third knuckle.

Beth was squirming last night when I did a little knucklebob.

I can’t shit today. I knucklebobbed myself last night.

Knucklebob by Eaton Holgoode October 6, 2017

Clogarrhea 

When your glogged bowels finally release in a biblical proportioned session of explosive diarrhea.

Milton exited the restroom in a pungent cloud of shit vapors after release of his clogarrhea.

Clogarrhea by Eaton Holgoode October 5, 2017

Gak Snapple and Pop 

The sound you hear your mom made when she finds and grabs your tube sock you've been nutting in aka Gak Towel and it's hard and crunchy. May even drop some jizz dust and flakes.

When little Jonnie's mom picked up the tube sock under his bed it when Gak Snapple and Pop. He was cold busted.

Gak Snapple and Pop by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2017