Pulled Beef

The male penis, post ejaculation, in the refractory period. Often a flaccid or semi-flaccid state.
After a marathon wanking session, Jeremy laid back and admired the shrimp paste on his Pulled Beef.
by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015
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Hog's Breath

Rank ass bad breath. Halitosis of the worst kind. Induced by a number of reasons including gingivitis, rotten teeth, meth mouth, binge drinking, etc. Breath so bad it's like they've been eating shit.
That bitch was smoking hot till she opened her mouth and had hog's breath. Enough to gag a maggot.
by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2017
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Grater Wipe

When you have ass blasted and your bung hole is absolutely wiped raw from rough toilet paper and feels like your cleaning your ass with a cheese grater.
Leroy's ass was raw from the grater wipes.
by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2017
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Ol’ Uh-Uh

What you hear when you start to stick you penis or your finger into your girl’s anus during foreplay or coitus and she gonna have none a that in her no no zone.
I was dick n deep in Rachel last night so I slipped my finger around and started to diddle her booty hole and got the ol’ uh-uh.

Braaaaahhh. I was dickin your sister doggy last night and started tapping my cock on her winker and got the ol’ uh-uh.
by Eaton Holgoode May 03, 2018
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Deep Diver

A well endowed male capable of pounding the uterus of his female sex partner.

May also be a deep diver during anal reaching depths of the bowel never before experienced.
Well I found out Carlos is a deep diver last night. My uterus may fall out.

I hooked up with Ron. It’s true. He’s a deep diver. Everything in my lower intestine is compacted now. But it was worth it.
by Eaton Holgoode November 06, 2018
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Geriballz

Testicles of a male over 60. For reasons unknown, they are often prominently displayed while walking about men’s locker rooms. Generally saggy and more than a touch of gray.
The geriballz were flopping in the locker room today.

The old guy next to me had his geriballz hanging out of his shorts.
by Eaton Holgoode May 05, 2018
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Sausage Sampling

When a female, typically of the slut and whore variety, purposely dates and has sexual relations and hook ups with multiple males. See Cock Whore.
I thought I had found my one true love but was shattered to find out I was only one of many in her robust Sausage Sampling.
by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015
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