He tore my house up with his pleasure hammer.
He put that pleasure hammer to my ass and I can’t walk today.
He put that pleasure hammer to my ass and I can’t walk today.
by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2017
I picked up a super hot chick at the bar last night. Went back to my place. She was grinding on my leg with her princess chub.
The drag show was great till one of the performers got a princess chub.
Make sure you tape it back real good otherwise you’ll get a princess chub poking out your dess.
The drag show was great till one of the performers got a princess chub.
Make sure you tape it back real good otherwise you’ll get a princess chub poking out your dess.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
I drew a hot bath, lit a candle and laid back to slap the salmon.
My hot neighbor came over. After a bottle of wine, he hand was down my panties to slap the salmon.
My hot neighbor came over. After a bottle of wine, he hand was down my panties to slap the salmon.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
A chick that can't give a smooth, stimulating hand job. She's so vigorous and rough that it akin and a neck adjustment at the chiropractor.
Sheila is a cockropractor braaaaaahhhh. Worst hand jobs. ever. I finally told her to just stop and I finished myself off.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
An early morning dump. That first pinch of the day. May be one’s daily bowel movement or the morning crumpet may also be part of one’s scat play fetish.
I’m so regular. As soon as I get out of bed I pinch my morning crumpet.
I woke Rachel up this morning by dropping my steaming morning crumpet right on her chest. She loved it. She loves an English Breakfast.
I woke Rachel up this morning by dropping my steaming morning crumpet right on her chest. She loved it. She loves an English Breakfast.
by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode February 05, 2018