Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Meat-Plug 

A girthy cock with a bulbous head.

He tore my ass up last night with that meat-plug.

Meat-Plug by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

Skin Dinner 

Eating out that pussy real good.

She invited me over for a skin dinner and I graciously obliged.

Skin Dinner by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

Brownie Skin 

The thin patina of shit covering an unsheathed cock after anal sex.

Rachel left me with brownie skin last night.

I pulled out and had the brownie skin.

She was so dirty I had to towel off the brownie skin.

Brownie Skin by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

Pork Nubbing 

A lousy blow job. When the person sucking your dick only mouths and lips it and never gets you to nut.

Rachel was pork nubbing me last night. She always does that when she drinks too much.

Pork Nubbing by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

Gucci Balls 

Exceptionally smooth and shaved scrotum. The gold star of ball sacks.

I went down on Carl for the first time last night and discovered his Gucci Balls. Needless to say, I sucked em sore.

Gucci Balls by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

Pokin’ Holes 

Sexual intercourse on any orifice of choice.

Me and the boys invited that slut Mel over tonight. We’ll be pokin’ holes all night.

Pokin’ Holes by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

Beef Nubs

Gum ball sized, meaty, engorged female nipples. Typically accompanied by large areolas.

Rachel took her bra off and wow!!! What a set of beef nubs. I had to suckle.

I sucked her beef nubs last night.

Beef Nubs by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018