Honeysuckler

A male or female that requires a flavor enhancer to perform oral sex to mask the bodily taste. Typically chocolate sauce, caramel, whipped cream or other sweetener.
Tonya only sucks dick if she can cover it in Hershey’s. She’s a honeysuckler.

Your mom surprised me last night braaaaaahhh. She inhaled my sweaty balls after slickering them with strawberry sauce. Never knew she was a honeysuckler.
by Eaton Holgoode November 03, 2017
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Afghan Handy

When your girlfriend pulls your grandma's afghan (the crocheted wrap that's thrown over the back of the couch) over your lap and gives you a smooth, loving tug job during movie night.
Roger busted his nut all over the couch after his girlfriend gave him an Afghan Handy.
by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017
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Old Hot Nuts

The classification of any male over the age of 40 that maintains accounts on social media such as YouNow and creeps on broadcasts.
Tonya: Wow you have so many followers Kayla. How do you do it?
Kaya: Oh that's easy. do a few twerks in a broadcast and your view count and fans will skyrocket from all the Old Hot Nuts online.
by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015
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Birthin’ Hips

Reference to a chick with a wide pelvis thought to be ideal for spitting out babies.
My girl’s got them birthin’ hips. She gonna be spitting out kids as soon as we ties the knot.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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Warm Oyster

That glob is viscousy sperm that oozes out of her pussy and sticks to her panty gusset. A warm oyster usually makes its unexpected appearance several hours after sex and at the most inopportune time.
I was sitting in my job interview today and had a warm oyster. I think the recruiter thought I was shitting my pants cause I was squirming.

My panties are so wet from the warm oyster that just leaked out of me.
by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
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Snouting the Rose

Stimulating your partner’s anus using your nose. Rubbing and punching around the sphincter. Known for its intoxicating aromas.
He was snouting the rose last night. This big schnoze felt great teasing the rim. I just took a shit but he didn’t care.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
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Rainbow Rimming

Inserting a handful of Skittles candy into your anus followed by your girl tossing that salad and rimming your ass good. With each swipe of her velvety tongue, you push a Skittle, or two, into her hungry mouth and say "Taste the rainbow bitch!"
Sorry I'm late. Had to stop by the drug store.

Need a prescription?

No. A bag of Skittles. Renee is doing a little Rainbow Rimming tonight.

Ahhhhh. She tastes the rainbow!
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017
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