Mud Plunger

A reference to a male who engages in giving anal sex to a lucky recipient.

Also may refer to the penis itself as it plunges deep in the anal mud.
Roger is a real mud plunger. He’s always looking for anal sex.

I drilled her down in the booty with my mud plunger.
by Eaton Holgoode June 04, 2018
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Gumstitute

A toothless prostitute. While generally of the dirty, nasty meth whore variety, a gumstitute is known for their ability to perform a hot gummy.
Although he felt dirty and nasty after the deed, Carl could not shed himself of his penchant for weekly sessions with the local gumstitute. He just loves a hot gummy.
by Eaton Holgoode December 09, 2016
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Sarasota Happy Hour

The best time of the day to increase one's chances at being able to solicit a hand job from an over 60, geriatric male or female.
Roger always walked to the bar across the street after work. He was always assured of getting off during Sarasota Happy Hour.
by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
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Lump Job

An aggressive prostate milking performed by an individual with large knuckles and sausage fingers.
Roger trolled the gay bar all night until he found a guy with sausage fingers and was able to take him home to get the best Lump Job he had received in a long time. The Lump Job was more pleasurable than Poking the Purple Plum with his other mate's boney finger.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
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Mangle Mouth

A male or female that is completely inept at giving head.
Connie is a mangle mouth. Can’t suck a dick for shit.
by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017
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Panty Goblin

A panty fetish pervert that attends parties in private homes and intentionally steals female panties from dresser drawers and laundry hampers.
You better keep and eye out on Jake. Why did you invite him?

Why? He's a friend of Carl's and seems nice.

The dude is a panty goblin. You better go hide your silks right now.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2016
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Albino Gravy Pump

A vigorous hand job with two fisted pumping action delivering a climactic release of Albino Gravy aka jizz.
Jessie gave me the old albino gravy pump last night.
by Eaton Holgoode February 06, 2017
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