Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Muscle Rub

A rough and vigorous hand job.

Sonja gave Frank a Muscle Rub to completion. The harder the tug the more he unloads.

by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2015

Tingle Grease

Any form of sexual jelly aka lubricant that is designed to warm or stimulate the genitals upon application or during coitus.

Tina couldn't wait to get home from work and use her new vibrator that arrived in the mail. She planned to enhance the experience by slathering it up with some Tingle Grease.

by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2015

Pickled Onions

Sweaty old ball sack. Typically of the unkept and unshowered variety.

Sheila gave that homeless bum a blow job for a beer and her chin smelled of pickled onions the rest of the day.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2017

Courtesy Wank

When she won’t give up the pussy for one reason or another but offers a gratuitous hand job to give your aching nuts some relief.

Rachel had such a heavy flow this month she wouldn’t have sex so she gave me a courtesy wank.

Her nasty yeast infection earned me several days of courtesy wanks.

by Eaton Holgoode December 27, 2018

Wet Puddin'

To have sex with a morbidly obese female with an extremely wet vaginal region.

You did her last night braaaahhh???

Yea broohhhhh. Dat sheeeet was some wet puddin'

by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2016

Pork Berries

Hemorrhoids around the anus from excessive anal sex.

Rachel won’t let me hit the ass for a while. She’s got too many pork berries that need to shrink.

My boyfriend has pork berries. I think he’s fucking around.

That prostitute has some of the biggest pork berries I’ve ever seen. She says they don’t hurt but she squeals like a pig when you pound her brown.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Skinning the Chicken

Sheathing up the penis. Putting on a condom.

I suggest you be skinning the chicken before you do Rachel. Between the gonorrhea, diarrhea and pyorrhea, she is one used set of dirty holes braaaahhhh!!!

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018