The cloth, towel or sock used to wipe up semen and juices after masturbation or sex. Repeated use creates a wonderful crackling crust.
My mom found my crackle rag and asked a lot of uncomfortable questions.

My uncle slapped me with his crackle rag when he found me looking his porn collection.

This sock has been my crackle rag for years. I refuse to wash away the memories.
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018
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