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by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018
Get the Chokin’ Rope mug.When you pink socked your girl’s ass so bad during first time anal she blocks your cock from getting anywhere near her brown button ever again.
I thought Rachel loved anal sex the other night the way she was screaming but tonight I got pink sock blocked so I’m done.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2018
Get the Pink Sock Block mug.A day of bowel reconning that starts with a dump that feels like you are passing a tennis ball covered in 40 grit sandpaper. By the afternoon and after a spicy Asian lunch at Tropical Thai, you are trotting to the shitter to explosively release a wet, soft, burning, green curried demon from your lower intestine.
Dude do you happen to have any salve or tucks pads? I just had a Pepper Curry Plug and my oring is on fire and I'm pretty sure I got a hanging hemorrhoid as a result.
by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017
Get the Pepper Curry Plug mug.That’s it. Squeeze my magic tokens. You are in for a load.
I was slapping my magic tokens against her taint before I roped her up deep.
I was slapping my magic tokens against her taint before I roped her up deep.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
Get the Magic Tokens mug.When a male stimulates a female’s clitoris to orgasm by repeatedly and vigorously tapping it with the penis head.
Sheila squirts in buckets when Roger gives her a tap job.
Although Mary is still a virgin, she will always drop her panties for a tap job.
Although Mary is still a virgin, she will always drop her panties for a tap job.
by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017
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Get the Poon Meat mug.The amazing, light speed action in which a male is able to get his cock out, engorged and ready for intercourse at just the mere mention of sex.
Susie said she was feeling a little horny and that's all it took for Roger's rapid deployment. He had her pinned on the bed making rabbit ears in less than 20 seconds.
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017
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