Office of The Tugger General

A derogatory reference to anyone that is just a complete prick or jack off. A way to extol the biggest jack ass and wanker you know and give them credit for the cock smack they are.
Frank: Hey Roger. How are things with your new boss Carl over in Logistics?
Roger: I am sick of that Fuck Stick. He is making everyone's life miserable.

Frank: That's too bad. Guess everyone is now reporting to the Office of The Tugger General.
Roger: That's straight up shit, Braaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015
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Bean Pouch

She caught me looking at snap nudes and kicked me in the bean pouch.

I just shaved my bean pouch. It’s so smooth when it’s shorn.

Not only did she neck down my entire pole, she also took the bean pouch at the same time.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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Cherry-Poppins

Having sex with your nanny or babysitter.

A euphemistic reference to the timeless classic film of nanny Mary Poppins.
I’m getting a divorce. Found out my husband is doing a Cherry-Poppins.

Growing up I always got a little cherry-poppins on mom and dad’s date night.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
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Beat Hole

Reference to the vaginal or anal orifices of a dirty prostitute. Used and abused holes that are worn and loose and typically disease riddled.
I paid $5 to pound her beat hole for half hour. Now my cocks all itchy.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
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Footified

To identify a person sitting on the shitter of a public toilet taking a massive dump through the recognition of their shoes or socks.
I footified who’s dropping the shits and leaving the Greasy Norman in the men’s room. It’s Carl.

Someone’s pissing out of their ass in that stall. See if you can get them footified.

I finally footified who didn’t flush that massive turd yesterday. I walked every workstation today and finally identified Ron’s loafers. What a nasty fucker.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017
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Brown Chowder

I just dropped a bowl full of brown chowder.

Someone was in the shitter blowing out a load of brown chowder.
by Eaton Holgoode November 12, 2018
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Pink Plunger

Tounge punching and orally copulating someone’s anus for sexual gratification.
I gave Rachel the pink plunger last night. She was squirming all over. I could barely hold her ass still.
by Eaton Holgoode May 05, 2018
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