Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Bavarian Blitzer 

When you blow lines of coke aka snow every hour for 24 hours straight.

Where the hell have you been? You look like hell. I was on a Bavarian blitzer. I couldn’t stop.

Bavarian Blitzer by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Clemson Dinner 

A meal consisting of fast food and generally unhealthy food choices.

These extra pounds are no doubt from many Clemson dinners.

Clemson Dinner by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Swipe Over 

Performing analingus on someone’s fartbox with an extended, flat tongue repeatedly swiping over the sphincter. With a swipe over, there is no tongue punching or penetration into the orifice.

The swipe over action is akin to a fat kid licking a melting ice cream cone on a hot summer day.

He hiked up my skirt, spread my ass cheeks and gave me the hottest swipe over ever.

Swipe Over by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Kick the Bean 

Getting a girl off my stimulating her engorged clitoris with one or both of your feet.

Rachel had me kick the bean last night. She says my bunion really makes her squirt.

My freshman year was the best. My two roommates introduced me to a three way kick the bean.

Kick the Bean by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Butter Rub 

After partaking in a copious amount of extra buttery movie theater popcorn, your girl gives you a quick greasy hand job with her buttered fingers during the coming attractions.

I always order the largest bucket of corn at the movies. It ensures Rachel will give me a great butter rub before the movie starts.

Butter Rub by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

The clam’s a little funky 

Reference to a smelly and or unclean vagina.

Not tonight babe. The clam’s a little funky.

She pulled down her panties and the smell..... well let’s just say the clam’s a little funky.

The clam’s a little funky by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Chubdale 

Penile smegma of the ripest and cheesiest consistency.

I need to take a bath. The chubdale is getting thick.

Chubdale by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019