Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Sheet Cake

The reside left over on one's bed sheets after the wet spot dries up. The wet spot consists of semen, vaginal and/or booty juices. The accumulation of this dried, caked up, amalgam of sex juices will vary. Single men tend to have more Sheet Cake than say a married couple.

Roger convinced a chick at the bar to go home with him for sex. While he told her that he was not a man whore and did not have multiple partners, the Sheet Cake on his bed told her otherwise.

Carl threw a party at his apartment. Throughout the evening, he had sex with several hot chicks attending the party. His sexual escapades that night left him with Sheet Cake the next morning.

by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2015

Lunch Dip

Sex over one’s lunch break. Enough time to dip the stick and bust a nut before returning to work. Usually performed in one’s vehicle.

Me and Becky are going for some lunch dip today.

I had the best lunch dip yesterday.

All I had today was lunch dip. I’m
starving.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017

Bent Chow

Eating ass. Get ya face all up in dat ass. Lappin dat booty juice like a dog eatin peanut butter.

Get them panties off. Time for some bent chow.

She was nekky on all fours so had some bent chow.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

Fitfuck

A male fucking douchebag the wears a Fitbit as a fashion statement with the belief that women are impressed.

The mall is full of fitfucks today.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2016

Cheese Itch

When you scratch an itch located in a body crack, crevice or orifice and your fingers acquire a cheesy, odiferous smell.

I had a cheese itch. I need to wash my fingers.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

Crack the Saucer

Anal sex.

I hooked up with Rachel last night and I cracked the saucer.

My girl likes me to crack the saucer.

My cell mate bent over so I had no choice but to crack the saucer.

by Eaton Holgoode October 8, 2018

3 a.m. Wake Up Call

When your girl wakes you up from a deep sleep by grinding her pussy on your thigh and hip. This results in almost instant rigidity and you roll over and give her the smashing she's aching for.

You look tired braaaaahh. Feel ok?
Feel great broohhhh. Just the lingering effects of a 3 a.m. Wake Up Call.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2016