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The back and forth hand action of a hand job given to a man with a erect, curved, and uncircumsized penis.
Lou's girlfriend offered to give him a hand job while driving home from the party. She whipped out his throbbing hard cock and gave him a Ripe Banana Peel Back.
by Eaton Holgoode June 26, 2009
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A colloquial expression refer in to pillaging anal sex that, while still pleasurable, is akin to feeling as if your rectum is being split open and in half from the base of the spine all the way to the sternum.
Although Drake's girthy man meat made her feel like she was being ripped stem to stern, Sandy begged for more.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
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I wanted skin to skin but she made me robe up.
I always robe up when I do a prostitute.
I robe up when I wank. Avoids a mess.
I always robe up when I do a prostitute.
I robe up when I wank. Avoids a mess.
by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018
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The act of a taking a dehydrated defecation, induced by a high fiber diet, which results in multiple nugget sized pebble turds. These pebble turds sink to the bottom of the stool where they accumulate to form what resembles a rock pile.
by Eaton Holgoode June 02, 2009
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When your girl sucks and mouths up them ballz all nice and wet. Leaving them with a slobbery shine. A shorn scrotum is best.
Every time I shave my ball sack Eva leaves me with a rock slobber.
That suck Job was so good I had the rock slobber and her chin was dripping.
That suck Job was so good I had the rock slobber and her chin was dripping.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2017
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That morning pussy. Poon danish is enjoyed most when you roll over and wake her up by eating that pussy good before anything else. Breakfast of champions.
I was late too work. Stopped off for a poon danish.
There’s donuts in the break room this morning. No thanks. I’m full. Had a poon danish before work.
There’s donuts in the break room this morning. No thanks. I’m full. Had a poon danish before work.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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That dull ache and soreness that one gets in the jaw after performing a marathon pussy eating session.
I went down on Rachel last night and tongue punched her box for two hours. It was some good eats but now I got poon jaw.
I got poon jaw from working your mom last night.
Kara and Rene locked in a Hot scissor followed by hours of oral. They both woke in the morning finding it difficult to speak due to poon jaw.
I got poon jaw from working your mom last night.
Kara and Rene locked in a Hot scissor followed by hours of oral. They both woke in the morning finding it difficult to speak due to poon jaw.
by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018
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