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Thrombosed veins around the anus that look like a little puffy beans around the anus. Also knows as hemorrhoids. Typically occur from just absolutely brutal anal sex.
She told me to hit her ass good but to watch out for her ring beans.
The anal this weekend was so rough I got some ring beans. I need some Prep H.
My ring beans are all itchy down there. I’m like a dog dragging its ass on the carpet.
The anal this weekend was so rough I got some ring beans. I need some Prep H.
My ring beans are all itchy down there. I’m like a dog dragging its ass on the carpet.
by Eaton Holgoode May 21, 2018
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The amalgam of sweat, fecal remnants and toilet paper fragments around the anal oring. Ring cheese is what makes that ass so ripe.
by Eaton Holgoode March 08, 2018
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Definition 1. The Ring Finger is the fourth digit of the human hand located between the middle and little fingers. The Ring Finger is used for wearing of Wedding Rings.
Definition 2. The Ring Finger refers to any digit on the right or left hand (but not the thumb) use to provide finger based stimulation to the anal Oring of a sexual partner during anal play.
Definition 2. The Ring Finger refers to any digit on the right or left hand (but not the thumb) use to provide finger based stimulation to the anal Oring of a sexual partner during anal play.
Example 1: Sara was so excited to be engaged. She was showing everyone the new rock on her Ring Finger.
Example 2: Sara enjoys it when Carl fingers her asshole. Her preference is for him to use his long, middle finger as his Ring Finger. But she will take any digit she can get when that booty is up and arched from her organic spread.
Example 2: Sara enjoys it when Carl fingers her asshole. Her preference is for him to use his long, middle finger as his Ring Finger. But she will take any digit she can get when that booty is up and arched from her organic spread.
by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
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Flavoring up her booty hole prior to or while eating her ass out by inserting a delicious Ring Pop candy.
Roger was ring poppin’ Me last night with a watermelon ring pop. He said my booty tasted so sweet and tangy.
by Eaton Holgoode June 03, 2018
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Rachel is a ring tosser. She can toss my salad anytime.
Braaaaaahhh. I didn't know your mom was such a good ring tosser.
Braaaaaahhh. I didn't know your mom was such a good ring tosser.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
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Rubbing the penile glans around on the exterior of your lover's anal sphincter as an act of foreplay to relax and loosen the bung for anal sex.
Roger got Carla warmed up and ready for an anal pounding by first getting her loose with a little Ring Worm action.
by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
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To engage in unlubricated anal sex aka dry crack with a male with a large engorged cock that is too big for the rose bud and the penetration results in a rip or tear in the sphincter that requires sutures from a medical professional.
Frank: Hey Carl. How was your date with Sonja? Did you get some ass?
Carl: Yea braaaaaa. I got some dat ass. Tore it up.
Frank: Yea?
Carl: Yea. Her as was so tight ended up with a Rip and Stitch. Three hours at the ER last night.
Frank: Ouch!
Carl: Yea braaaaaa. I got some dat ass. Tore it up.
Frank: Yea?
Carl: Yea. Her as was so tight ended up with a Rip and Stitch. Three hours at the ER last night.
Frank: Ouch!
by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2014
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