Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Custard Sleeve
Reference to the female vagina. A depository for a dude’s blast of nut custard.
Alternatively, reference to a condom or sheath used during sex to prevent nut custard from entering the vagina during a vigorous pounding of the cervix.
Alternatively, reference to a condom or sheath used during sex to prevent nut custard from entering the vagina during a vigorous pounding of the cervix.
Rachel has a stank ass custard sleeve. But I dropped my load in it anyway.
I banged that toothless homeless lady in the alley. She was dirty but I wore a custard sleeve so it was all good.
I banged that toothless homeless lady in the alley. She was dirty but I wore a custard sleeve so it was all good.
Custard Sleeve by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
Derby Balls
An enjoyable form of BDSM play whereby the male scrotum is exposed and beat and slapped repeatedly with a riding crop like the ass end of horse running the Kentucky Derby.
My mistress pulled my scrotum from my fly and gave me derby balls. The pleasure was incredible.
I feel like I’m ready to run for the triple crown after having my scrotum bashed in the most delightful session of derby balls last night.
I feel like I’m ready to run for the triple crown after having my scrotum bashed in the most delightful session of derby balls last night.
Derby Balls by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
Beef Basket
That’s it baby. Stick it in my beef basket.
I dicked down Rachel’s Beef Basket last night.
Her beef basket was so wet but oh so tight.
I dicked down Rachel’s Beef Basket last night.
Her beef basket was so wet but oh so tight.
Beef Basket by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
Crop Balls
When your balls and scrotum are ravaged, sore and swollen from being pleasurably whipped with a riding crop during a spirited session of derby balls.
My sack is so sore. I have crop balls.
My mistress gave me crop balls and it hurts so good.
Doctor: I’m a little concerned about your scrotum. How long has it been this swollen and enlarged? We need to do some tests.
Patient: No need doc. It’s just crop balls. They were whipped good last night.
Doctor: This is my third case of Derby Balls this week. I should have known.
My mistress gave me crop balls and it hurts so good.
Doctor: I’m a little concerned about your scrotum. How long has it been this swollen and enlarged? We need to do some tests.
Patient: No need doc. It’s just crop balls. They were whipped good last night.
Doctor: This is my third case of Derby Balls this week. I should have known.
Crop Balls by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
Beef Butcher
An individual unskilled in the are of giving head. Used too much teeth and not enough lip. Typically a painful experience but generally tolerated cause after all, you are getting your dick sucked.
Beef Butcher by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
Mustard Packed
Constipated from anal sex. When her booty hole and colon are all backed up from too much anal. That shit is packed and typically requires an enema for release.
Where’s Rachel? She’s at home. She can’t make it. I’ve been hitting that ass every night this week and she’s mustard packed. She ran to CVS for an enema.
Mustard Packed by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
Fap Shame
The feelings of shame and disgust after fapping yourself to orgasm using some form of deviant stimuli to aid in your filthy self-pleasure.
I can’t get myself to nut unless I’m looking at midget granny porn. The fap shame is real. But what am I to do.
I’m straight but my fap shame is lady boy porn.
I’m straight but my fap shame is lady boy porn.
Fap Shame by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018