Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Pick n’ Pop 

When your partner lovigingly and willingly enjoys picking at and popping the pus filled acne pustules on your back.

Babe I think it’s time for a little pick n’ pop tonight. May back is all broke out. Sure thing. Get your shirt off and I’ll get a Kleenex.

Pick n’ Pop by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018

Spergma

The creamy amalgam of sperm and smegma. Formulated when a dude with a filthy, dick cheese riddle penis beats off and nuts all over his knob and froths it together.

My roommate left is nasty as cum rag on the couch. It was covered in dried spergma.

I really need to wash my glans more often. This smegma really makes a lot of spergma when I rub one out.

Spergma by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018

Blossom Butter 

The remnants of lube, semen and booty juice around your girl’s bung hole after you work that little rosebud hard during anal sex.

Rachel’s blossom butter tastes so good.

Her bung was covered in blossom butter.

Blossom Butter by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018

Servicer 

An individual that provides any form of sexual gratification for another.

If you want some ball tightening head, Call Rachel. She is an oral servicer.

My hole needs a servicer tonight.

I need a hand servicer to bust this heavy nut.

Ray needs a servicer for his ass. He’s a bottom boy.

Servicer by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018

Pork Stocking 

The anal hole and rectal cavity of an individual that enjoys anal sex.

That’s it. Put it to me in my pork stocking.

Rachel loves it when I breed her pork stocking.

I had a BBC in my pork stocking last night. I’m sore and swollen today. Rosebud is tender to the touch.

Pork Stocking by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018

Cak Ho 

Short for cock whore.

Rachel is a cak ho.

My mum is a cak ho. New dude every night.

I love cak. Guess I’m a cak ho.

Cak Ho by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018

Dog Beatin’ 

Another name for male masturbation. Jerking off. Wanking. Beating off. Stroking. Rubbing one out.

My roomie is in his room dog beatin’.

I like to do a little dog beatin’ when I take a shit.

I like to look at lady boy porn while I’m dog beatin’.

It was along night of dog beatin’. My cock is sore.

Dog Beatin’ by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018