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Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Handy Balls 

When your partner gives you a tug Job by first reaching under the scrotum, scooping the ball sack between the thumb and index finger, then reaching upward and grasping the cock in the same manner. Both the cock and balls are rhythmically jerked up and down at the same time to orgasm. A soft, saggy scrotum works best.
Rachel gave me handy balls last night. My nuts are sore.
Wanking your cock while your girlfriend is pegging your ass from behind with a large strap on dong.
Rachel and I we’re wegging last night. I busted a rope all over her pillow she was hitting my prostate hard.
Wegging by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2018

Geriballz 

Testicles of a male over 60. For reasons unknown, they are often prominently displayed while walking about men’s locker rooms. Generally saggy and more than a touch of gray.
The geriballz were flopping in the locker room today.

The old guy next to me had his geriballz hanging out of his shorts.
Geriballz by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2018

Butterstache 

When you nut one out and lay your man butter rope across her upper lip like a pencil thin mustache.

For a heightened experience, should be performed while singing along to Jimmy Buffett’s Pencil Thin Mustache and nutting at the appropriate time.
I gave Wanda a butterstache last night behind the beer tent at the Buffett concert.

Panty Plug

When a girl shoves her worn panties up her cooch after sex to hinder the ooze of remnant semen.
Rachel got dicked down on her lunch break and did a panty plug so she wouldn’t ooze the rest of the day at work.

I made the prostitute remove her panty plug before I got in there for them sloppy seconds.

Sno Cappin’

When you bust your nut all over both her nipples.
Rachel enjoys a little sno cappin’. She likes to watch it ooze down her breasts.

Tippin’ Tappin’ 

An act performed by a male to gauge his partner’s responsive interest in having anal sex.

The male withdraws his penis during doggie style vaginal sex and begins to repeatedly tap the tip of his penis against his partner’s anus. If there is permission to enter, they will moan and grind hard on the tip assisting with rear entry. If anal is rejected, response is typically hearing “Oh hell no” or “Uh Uh” and tappin’ resumes on the vagina if you haven’t turned her off.
Finally got the booty last night with Rachel. Did a little tippin’ tappinfirst to make sure.