Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Hooker’s Mouth 

When you wake up in the morning and your mouth tastes and smells like you’ve been sucking sweaty cock and balls all night long. May or may not actually be from sucking cock and balls all night.

Dude go brush your teeth. You got hooker’s mouth.

I went to kiss Rachel this morning. She sucked my knob all night last night so she had the hooker’s mouth.

My breath smells like hooker’s mouth. I need some Scope.

Hooker’s Mouth by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2018

Dog Noodle 

When your penis is limp and red as a dog’s dick from an all day porn and masturbation marathon.

I beat off all day yesterday when mom and dad left for work. Now I got the dog noodle today. I can’t touch it.

Dog Noodle by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2018

Beef n Beans 

Reference to the cock and balls. Usually used in a sexual manner.

She was horny last night. Wanted my beef n beans.

Beef n Beans by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2018

Mornin’ Hole 

Very tight, not yet wet, morning pussy. Perfect time to hit that pussy if she’s normally a little on the loose meat side.

Rachel’s mornin’ hole is so tight it turns me into a two pump chump. That same shit later in the day is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

I rolled over for some momin’ hole today. Man that shit was tight.

Mornin’ Hole by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2018

Dick-a-thon 

When a horny, slut takes on as many dicks in one day (or night) as she can. Whether it be one on one encounters or gang banging, all count towards her Dick-a-thon.

Rachel took on 26 cocks on Saturday. She’s a true gold medalist in her Dick-a-thon.

I had to go stay with a friend this weekend. I couldn’t get any sleep. My mom was having Dick-a-thon.

Dick-a-thon by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2018

Blue Ball Gala 

When a group of male friends go out seeking to get laid but only wind up back home, drunk, rejected and sporting those achy blue balls and self-relief is the only option.

Are you guys back home? Yea come on over braaaaaahhh. Bring a 12 pack and come join the blue ball gala.

Despite spring break being the prime time to score some pussy, Brian and his friends ended up back at the hotel hosting yet another blue ball gala.

Blue Ball Gala by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2018

Pearl Strand 

A hot, thick, long rope of man jizz shot across the neck and chest of your female partner.

Rachel sucked me till I blew a pearl strand across her neck.

Rachel laid in bed with the pearl strand oozing down the sides of her next.

Pearl Strand by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2018