Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Beef Bottom 

An overweight, sexually submissive male. Can be straight or gay. But either way, loves it in the cornhole.

This bar is full of beef bottoms.

Randy is a beef bottom.

My dom specializes in beef bottoms.

Beef Bottom by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2018

Mudberry 

knotted shit covered ass hairs around the anus.

I got a mudberry and need it trimmed out.

Her ass was nasty. It had a big old mudberry.

Mudberry by Eaton Holgoode November 30, 2018

Butter Wick 

A post sex, post ejaculation, flaacid, sexual juice covered penis.

She was still horny so she went down and and got my butter wick all stiff again.

I didn’t wipe off my butter wick real good and the bellend stuck to my fly.

Butter Wick by Eaton Holgoode November 30, 2018

Skinnie Slapper 

Extremely hot chick that’s always DTF. May be into various kinks and generally sexually uninhibited. Willing to try anything once. Twice if she likes it.

Rachel is a skinnie Slapper. She tried the group thing last weekend and wants to do it again.

Skinnie Slapper by Eaton Holgoode November 29, 2018

Brown Brutus 

A massive turd so big and girthy it feels like your getting stabbed in the ass as it passes.

Caesar said he had to go to the ER for a couple of stiches after passing a brown brutus.

I just passed a brown brutus and it felt like it was coming out sideways.

Brown Brutus by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018

Slobbin’ Goblin 

Someone that just loves to slob the knob. Loves to suck dick and gobble the goo. Can’t get enough. Always got a mouthful.

Rachel is a slobbin’ goblin.

Slobbin’ Goblin by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018

French Blossom

A wonderfuly fragrant booty hole.

The aroma of her French blossom was intoxicating.

The smells of her French blossom were so inviting I had to eat her ass.

French Blossom by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018