Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Plug and Tug
A male act of self-pleasure whereby a girthy object, I.e., a butt plug or dildo, is inserted into the rectum followed by a hardcore wank to orgasm. Known to stimulate the purple plum.
Every day after class, Roger would hurry back to his dorm for a quick plug and tug before his roomies got home.
Plug and Tug by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2015
Truck Stopped
Visiting a truck stop restroom to use the facility and agreeing to be rectally violated by a big, burly trucker.
Dan: Hey Joe. What's with Steve? He seems a little dazed since you all got back from your road trip. And he's walking funny.
Joe: Ask him what happen braaaahhhh. We stopped to piss just outside of Chattanooga and after I left, he wound up getting truck stopped by some trucker named Carl for gas money.
Joe: Ask him what happen braaaahhhh. We stopped to piss just outside of Chattanooga and after I left, he wound up getting truck stopped by some trucker named Carl for gas money.
Truck Stopped by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2015
Cooking Cabbage
Broohhhh!!! WTF is that smell? It's ripe. My eyes are watering.
Sorry Braaaaahhhh. Just cooking cabbage today.
Rank ass dude.
Sorry Braaaaahhhh. Just cooking cabbage today.
Rank ass dude.
Cooking Cabbage by Eaton Holgoode November 7, 2015
Sausage Sampling
When a female, typically of the slut and whore variety, purposely dates and has sexual relations and hook ups with multiple males. See Cock Whore.
I thought I had found my one true love but was shattered to find out I was only one of many in her robust Sausage Sampling.
Sausage Sampling by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015
Jacker's Hand
The unsanitary and unsavory practice of neglecting to wash one's hand(s) after masturbating and getting oneself off with a good wank.
Carl worked up a chub and got himself off in the bathroom with a quick, feverish wank. He then proceeded to make his grandma a sandwich for lunch using his Jacker's Hand.
Jacker's Hand by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015
Shnozzled
The act of wrapping the meaty foreskin of an uncircumcised penis over the nose and nostrils of an unsuspecting partner. Typically done prior to engaging in oral sex.
Dan decided to have a little fun with his girlfriend Rita. Expecting to engulf his rigid knob for oral, Dan surprised her and Shnozzled her first.
Shnozzled by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015
Scatalina Wine Mixer
Everyone makes it a point to attend Frank's parties. They always turn into more than just a kickback. Last month his Netflix and chill turned into an all out Scatalina Wine Mixer.
Scatalina Wine Mixer by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015