Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Grandpa's War Helmet 

A colloquial expression referencing the penile cock head of an old, perverted male.

I've been watching you all night. Are ya interested in seeing grandpa's war helmet? Get away ya perv.

I'm done showering at the gym. I'm surrounded by grandpa's war helmets in there. I'm afraid ones creeping on me.

Grandpa's War Helmet by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017

Cider Tang 

Eating out your old lady after she freshens her love hole with a little vinegar and water douche.

Bev douches with vinegar and water. I love eating that cider tang.

Cider Tang by Eaton Holgoode March 16, 2017

Cheese Basket 

A dirty, hairy whore's crotch. Slightly sweaty, very moist and a stank you can smell through clothes. Especially thin stretch pants. Has the external appearance of curdled yogurt.

Watch that crack whore braaaahhh. She'll fuck for a fix. But she's got the worst cheese basket. I know. I needed a spoon for that Yoplait she had culturing down there.

Cheese Basket by Eaton Holgoode March 16, 2017

Prune Poon 

Old lady pussy.

If you like eating that prune poon just hit happy hour at the bar next to the geriatric center. You are sure to score.

Prune Poon by Eaton Holgoode March 15, 2017

Beef Chipper 

A snaggle toothed prostitute with a busted up grill.

Stay away from that prostitute broooohhh. She's a beef chipper. She's known to gnaw it raw.

Beef Chipper by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Skin Filet 

A fat cock with a exceptionally large foreskin.

I went down to suck Brian's cock for the first time and I might as well have been at Ruth's Chris cause I was served a Foreskin Filet.

Skin Filet by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Crust-Holer 

Anal sex with dirty partners.

John is a total crust-holer. He will Plug anyone willing to put their ass up.

Crust-Holer by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017